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a man and his money, lol
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post Jan 21 2005, 11:29 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me.
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There was a man who thought that when he died he wanted to take all of his money with him to Heaven. So one day when he was very old he told his wife to go to the bank and withdraw all of there life savings and make it into bills. He then told her to take all of the bills and load them all into briefcases. Then he told his wife to put all of the briefcases in the attic so that when he died and went up to Heaven he could grab them on the way up. The day after her husbands funeral, the woman went up to the attic and saw that the briefcases were still there. She said to herself, " I knew I should have put them in the basement!"
 
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post Jan 21 2005, 11:41 PM
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Hahha awww :(
 
ixyuriish
post Jan 21 2005, 11:46 PM
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yuri makes you smile kim
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hahahah thats funny
 
literemix24
post Jan 21 2005, 11:56 PM
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lol. thats hilarious. the wifes mean tho..x]
 
chaoticchrissy
post Jan 24 2005, 08:17 PM
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november 25th,, <3
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funny; but not "haha" funny
 
dahding
post Jan 24 2005, 09:40 PM
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whaaaaaaat?
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^word. not bad tho.
 
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post Jan 24 2005, 09:47 PM
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lol...
 
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post Jan 24 2005, 09:49 PM
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oh sO GiNi-isH
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lols...not THAT funny.
 
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post Jan 24 2005, 11:02 PM
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kinda sad..
 
aznxdreamer
post Jan 25 2005, 07:39 PM
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to hell with you
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wow, that sucks for him.
 
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post Jan 25 2005, 09:50 PM
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I don't get it... ermm.gif Sorry...
 
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post Jan 26 2005, 12:01 AM
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lmao, mommy so greedy ..
 
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post Jan 26 2005, 07:20 PM
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laugh.gif haha
 
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post Jan 26 2005, 08:13 PM
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haha gave me a chuckle
 
jackizzle
post Jan 27 2005, 12:49 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me.
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QUOTE(aznxboredxperson @ Jan 26 2005, 12:01 AM)
lmao, mommy so greedy ..
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lol the moms not greedy she said ishould hav put them i nthe basement cuz the husvand didnt go to heaven he went to hell which would invlove going "down" past the basement grabbing the stuicases lol
 
Outloved
post Jan 27 2005, 07:39 AM
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No Nose =[
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Poor guy. Lol.
 
misoshiru
post Jan 27 2005, 09:14 AM
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hahah..sucks for him.
 
brokenheartedfoo...
post Jan 27 2005, 09:16 AM
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hahaha...that's funny...i liked that one... =)
 
captured_serenit...
post Jan 27 2005, 09:17 AM
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i'm lala. girly girl.
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well i agree with him... ^ lols..that's a good one...
 
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post Jan 27 2005, 05:43 PM
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unify and defeat... divide and crumble
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aww that's horrible
 
KELLYYY
post Jan 27 2005, 06:08 PM
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HAAAAAAAA.
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That was funny, just funny, not hilarious or anything.
 
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post Jan 27 2005, 06:23 PM
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whatever d00de
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kinda took my a while to get it lol...
 
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post Jan 27 2005, 07:18 PM
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HOY!!!!!
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lol.... that was funny
 
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post Jan 27 2005, 11:02 PM
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original member.
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hahah. aww
 
the_crox
post Jan 28 2005, 03:07 AM
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she doesn't even know
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haha! that's dumb
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 03:17 PM
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kind of lame but okay. =)
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 10:48 PM
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none of it seems real
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L M A O !!!! How sad..
 
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post Feb 21 2005, 02:49 AM
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took me a couple days ( lol like 5 minutes ) to get it.

it means he went to hell


right ?
 
5ayuri
post Mar 15 2005, 07:12 PM
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Too slow.
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funny kinda took me a while to get it
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 07:48 PM
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o i get it! that took me a while to get
 
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post Mar 17 2005, 08:43 PM
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puahahaha oh ddong. XD
 
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