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a cop
wonmin
post Jan 18 2005, 09:25 PM
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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid says, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humouring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d**k underneath the horse, instead of on top."
 
 
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hannah1019
post Jan 18 2005, 11:27 PM
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thats a cute one, but i wasnt falling of my chair laughing.. I was laughing in my head... happy.gif
 
Skyline Drive
post Jan 18 2005, 11:48 PM
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none of it seems real
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It made me laugh happy.gif
What a funny kid.
 
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post Jan 19 2005, 06:23 AM
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whatever d00de
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haha that made me laugh
 
shortiiex
post Jan 20 2005, 10:33 PM
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aww....he is going to get arrested soon
 
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post Jan 20 2005, 10:34 PM
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i'm lala. girly girl.
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aww...that's so cute...and funny... =o)
 
lovescream
post Jan 20 2005, 11:35 PM
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Good little boy! He did the right thing.
 
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post Jan 21 2005, 04:35 AM
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funny.. the kid knows too much
 
xTINAA
post Jan 21 2005, 04:45 AM
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hello : )
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hah that's pretty funny
 
heyyfrankie
post Jan 21 2005, 05:27 PM
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This bitch better work!
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dang! that kid was really pissed! laugh.gif
 
cocoalightning27
post Jan 21 2005, 06:24 PM
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That kid's a genuis
 
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post Jan 21 2005, 09:44 PM
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You Kicked My Dog.
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I don't get it. Seriously.
 
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post Jan 21 2005, 10:33 PM
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hahah...thats one funny kiddo..
 
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post Jan 22 2005, 05:07 AM
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smart kid. (x
 
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post Jan 22 2005, 09:43 AM
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QUOTE(cocoalightning27 @ Jan 21 2005, 6:24 PM)
That kid's a genuis
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tru tru
 
chaoticchrissy
post Jan 26 2005, 02:58 PM
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november 25th,, <3
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hahha cute kid!
 
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post Jan 26 2005, 05:20 PM
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haha that made me chuckle
 
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post Jan 29 2005, 06:46 PM
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lol-one thing an adult can't say to a cop.
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 12:19 AM
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cool kid =P
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 12:41 AM
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hhahahahah
the kid is really cool
 
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post Jan 30 2005, 03:40 AM
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hahahah..smart kid.
 
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post Jan 31 2005, 12:16 AM
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Froggie! Woof woof. :D
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haha....FUNNY
 
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post Feb 1 2005, 02:05 PM
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unify and defeat... divide and crumble
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cute...haha kids these days
 
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post Feb 1 2005, 08:31 PM
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chuckle. :)
kids got attitude.
 
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