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 Jan 17 2005, 08:11 PM
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Alright there wuz a lady that wuz n a grocery store who was there to do sum routine shopping but she noticed a bum wuz following her. but she kept on goin and just ignored him u know she picked up like 2 boxes of cereal, sum potatoes 2 gallons of milk, and everytime she picked sumthin up the bum would look at it she finally picked up some soda and got in line. when the bum looks at all of the stuff he says "u must b single" the ladies amazed she couldnt believe he could tell stuff about her through her groceries so shocked she says "how did u know that?" "how could u tell that jus by lookin at my groceries?" then the bum says "I didnt ur jus f**kin ugly"
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Jan 17 2005, 08:20 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
thats not right.. lol
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Jan 17 2005, 09:06 PM
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thats mean lol
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Jan 17 2005, 09:52 PM
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 GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,104 |
wow that is mean. It's also made me smile.
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Jan 18 2005, 02:26 AM
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saaad
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Jan 18 2005, 06:12 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 255 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,764 |
That was mean lol
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Jan 18 2005, 06:26 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol kinda messed up though
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Jan 18 2005, 05:31 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
that's not very nice! ugly people need love too!
i  ugly people!
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Jan 20 2005, 07:18 PM
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 none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
Ehhh not funny.
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Jan 21 2005, 12:58 AM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
wtf! the bum has gotta be uglier man
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Jan 21 2005, 04:30 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 34 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,778 |
thats not right.. kind of corny
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Jan 21 2005, 06:48 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Ugly people should be proud.
Psh.. your typing was kind of confusing. No offense. |
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Jan 22 2005, 12:32 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
......that was lame.
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Jan 26 2005, 03:06 PM
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 november 25th,, <3 Group: Member Posts: 473 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,226 |
wow i was waiting for something exsighting!..
NEXT!!!!!!!!! |
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Jan 26 2005, 05:20 PM
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that wasnt too funny -.-.....
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