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 Jan 12 2005, 04:02 AM
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 because i'm worth it  Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643  |
haha. i laugh at everything..so it`s basically funny to me!! i`m not expecting you guys to laugh..
1] so one day, it was little johnny`s birthday so his daddy took him to the forest to catch some butterflies. while walking around, johnny sees this pretty and colorful butterfly so he decides to follow it. johnny was so clever he caught the butterfly with his two bare hands while it landed on a blooming rose. butterfly: please don`t kill me, it`s my birthday today. if you don`t kill me. i`ll grant you 3 wishes johnny: -gasps- it`s your birthday??? it`s mine too! let`s sing happy birthday. -claps- happy birthday to you~~~~ ------------- 2] once upon a time..snow white melted ------------- 3] one day, bobby ran home crying and he told his mom that his classmates said he looks like a kite... mom: well..only a little. bobby: -wails- then bobby ran outside crying..running, running, running..bobby flew away -------------- these are really lame but i find `em amusing actually..  |
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Jan 12 2005, 03:05 PM
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uh huh.....
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Jan 12 2005, 03:09 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
What's the point of posting them if you're psychic enough to know we're not going to laugh?
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Jan 12 2005, 07:19 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! ^wrong
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Jan 12 2005, 09:57 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
ahaha the first one was cute
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Jan 12 2005, 11:44 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -hour later- uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dat was soo stupid
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Jan 13 2005, 04:11 AM
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because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
heh. i`m sorry. but if you had time to read the whole thing AND the title...you wudn`t came here unless you thot it amusing...
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Jan 15 2005, 12:01 AM
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LOL! Cute!!
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Jan 15 2005, 04:12 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 255 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,764 |
Lol. Cute.
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