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 Jan 10 2005, 09:04 PM
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one." The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home." POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family. Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too." POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?" The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here." |
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Jan 10 2005, 09:27 PM
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lol....tsk tsk
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Jan 10 2005, 09:55 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
Life is a backstabbing bitch...
yup, yup. |
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Jan 10 2005, 10:17 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
ooo.. that sucks for those 2.
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Jan 10 2005, 10:26 PM
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been posted..but still funny
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Jan 10 2005, 11:06 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
lolz i heard alot of jokes like this
there all funny tooo |
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Jan 18 2005, 05:01 PM
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 i'm lala. girly girl. Group: Member Posts: 1,531 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,888 |
lols...that's a kicking one...heehee...that's so funny...
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Jan 20 2005, 10:03 PM
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LOL funny
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Jan 20 2005, 10:23 PM
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 blah. Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,090 |
Oh my lord.
Sad but funny. |
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Jan 21 2005, 06:23 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol that sucks for the brunette and redhead
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Jan 21 2005, 05:26 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
she ws so stupid! now all of her friends have to come back! ha!
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Jan 21 2005, 10:50 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Lmao. Life's a female dog. ;]
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Jan 22 2005, 04:54 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
oh deary. haha
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