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 Jan 9 2005, 03:54 PM
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 shut up mofo's  Group: Member Posts: 71 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,094  |
sorry to all portugese people remember it's just a joke.
in hawaii we think all portugese people are a little slow. there were 3 men, a hawaiian, filipino, and portugese. they all recently escaped from jail. As they jump over the jail wall they heard the guards coming for them. So they quickly climbed up 3 different trees. The guards are looking for them and they here rustling in the tree the hawaiian was in. the guard says "whos up there" the hawaiian goes "meow". "Ohh its just a cat". Then the guards here another rustling in the tree that the filipino was in. the guard says "whos up there" the filipino goes "ruff, ruff". "Ohh its just a dog" said the guard. then they heard another rustling in the tree the portugese was in. the guard says "whos up there" the Portugese stall for a few minutes the guard says again "whos up there" the portugese quickly decides and says "moooooo." |
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Jan 9 2005, 06:19 PM
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 blah. Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,090 |
Lmao.
Made me smile. 
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Jan 9 2005, 07:40 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,220 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,808 |
Lmao lol
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Jan 10 2005, 07:00 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha cool im from hawaii too. lol i heard that portagee joke before, funny
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Jan 10 2005, 07:09 PM
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 november 25th,, <3 Group: Member Posts: 473 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,226 |
funny, but "LMAO" funny
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Jan 10 2005, 08:00 PM
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 -Katie- Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 82,155 |
Lol, I think I've heard that before though.
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Jan 11 2005, 07:34 PM
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roflz......
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Jan 12 2005, 09:05 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
I heard this before, but it was a blonde joke.
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Jan 12 2005, 10:18 PM
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 Lets Boogie! Group: Member Posts: 567 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,294 |
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jan 12 2005, 9:05 PM) I heard this before, but it was a blonde joke.  Yea, the one where they escape to a potato factory, and when the policeman goes "whose in there!" the blonde goes "potato potato" haha that one was funny. I didn't like this one too much, but made me smile. |
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Jan 12 2005, 10:25 PM
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 GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,104 |
i heard this too but still made me laugh
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Jan 12 2005, 11:03 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
i dont get why you had to use portuguese people?
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Jan 12 2005, 11:40 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
dis isnt funny.. i heard a diff versain before abuot a blonde... well thurr this blond brunette and and sum 1 wit blakc hair.. like they was runny away from the cops cuz they stle sumthing.. they went to a dark ally and the brunette deicides to hide in a box the Black hair gurl hide in da garbage and the blond hides in a patato sack.. the cops come and go to da box she says meow meow and so they think its a cat den they go to da garbacge and she says rough rough and they think its a dog they go to da patato sack and da blond says PATATO PATATO!!
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Jan 14 2005, 09:36 PM
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that actually made me chuckle for a while lol
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Jan 15 2005, 04:29 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 255 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,764 |
Rofl!
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Jan 17 2005, 05:27 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Jan 18 2005, 02:23 AM
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haha
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