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Asian Breasts
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post Jan 8 2005, 04:34 PM
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A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, "Why are you selling women's breast?" The butcher replied, "In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women's breast can increase men's sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis."

Hearing about the "enlarging the penis" the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast."

"Give me the price of each!", said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says. "White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound."

The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies.

"No no no, you don't understand," the butcher explains, "you don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!"
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 04:39 PM
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hahaha thats funny..go south africa hehe =P
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 09:15 PM
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LOL!
 
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ahaha how nice.
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 09:47 PM
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i found that a little offensive but that was funny
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 10:17 PM
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lol. ouch xP
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 10:18 PM
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Funny, but too true. pinch.gif
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 10:27 PM
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Haha that made my day. laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 10:35 PM
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Haha. biggrin.gif That's hilarious.
 
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oh well, white girls are second..all good :)

haha that was funny..
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 11:29 PM
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Oh. I like asian breats, by the way. Just found the joke funny.
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 02:16 AM
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hahahaha....

*looks down*

:cries:
 
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a little offensive...but was funny...cuz it's true...wait...now it's just sad...
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 05:27 PM
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hahahaha lol that was funny
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 05:32 PM
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ROFL.
Funny and true..for some asians.
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 05:36 PM
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XD Haha! So True (normally)
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QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Jan 9 2005, 5:32 PM)
ROFL.
Funny and true..for some asians.
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"Some"!?!?
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 06:56 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 8 2005, 4:34 PM)
A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, "Why are you selling women's breast?" The butcher replied, "In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women's breast can increase men's sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis."

Hearing about the "enlarging the penis" the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast."

"Give me the price of each!", said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says. "White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound."

The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies.

"No no no, you don't understand," the butcher explains, "you don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!"
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thats soo mean!!! _dry.gif yet funny... biggrin.gif
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 07:55 PM
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HAHA mean yet funny
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 02:52 AM
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that's sad tongue.gif
 
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 10 2005, 9:04 AM)
"Some"!?!?
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someone is intrigued...
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 03:54 AM
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OMFG! That's hilarious! Ouch...now my sides hurt...
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 02:53 PM
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hahahaaha but sad in a way
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 07:06 PM
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lmao
 
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post Jan 12 2005, 01:16 AM
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laugh.gif funny but sorta offensive
 
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post Jan 12 2005, 08:21 PM
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Aw, mean, but funny.
 
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post Jan 12 2005, 11:42 PM
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hahhaah im so offended but so true so true haha
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 06:23 PM
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lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! wow thats sad
 
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post Jan 14 2005, 09:50 PM
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lol pretty fun....

<---- is asian and likes asian breasts
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 02:09 PM
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lol.. wow thatsz hilariousz. buh also a lito eh..
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 02:16 PM
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lmfao!
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 03:28 PM
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LMAO!!
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 09:20 PM
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haha. caught me surprised. =)
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 11:03 PM
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=( that'sz offensive -___- i mean i dunt think all asiansz are flat chested o.O
 
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post Feb 22 2005, 06:17 AM
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LOL thats funny but wrong. ^ and yes not all are flat chested. i have many asian girl who are friends and some of them are like whoa. guess it all depends on the genes
 
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post Feb 22 2005, 06:47 AM
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*gasp* well... that was sad.
 
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post Feb 22 2005, 11:45 AM
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LMAO! hahaha! that was mean, but totally funny at the same time
 
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lmao its mean but its hillarous
 
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post Feb 23 2005, 04:44 PM
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lol... though not all asian girls of small breasts... laugh.gif
 
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post Feb 25 2005, 12:18 AM
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post Feb 25 2005, 02:05 AM
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Lol! Funny stuff. tongue.gif
 
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post Feb 25 2005, 07:54 PM
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oh man thats funny lol weeee
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 08:48 PM
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Why are so many racist posts on this board? stubborn.gif
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 08:59 PM
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thats sad, offensive, n racist. but it is so true. but its not funny that that so many asian woman die just so pple can get their breast. thats just sad...but its still very funny. lol!
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 08:53 PM
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why breasts? haha
 
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post Mar 9 2005, 09:05 PM
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haha how funny
 
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ROFL. laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 07:00 PM
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post Mar 10 2005, 07:13 PM
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aww! funny and mean! but true! laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 07:24 PM
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hmm kinda offensive no? but ok it's better than some of the 1 line jokes out there in cb. it did make me laugh at the end lol.
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 07:30 PM
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That's so funny.... and so true.
 
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post Dec 31 2006, 01:47 AM
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LMFAO! rofl1.gif i also find it offending
 
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actually..studies have shown that asian women are growing bigger breasts.
 
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QUOTE(Kathleen @ Jan 8 2005, 10:18 PM) *
Funny, but too true. pinch.gif


Excuse me?! mad.gif verymad.gif

What is true may I ask? The fact that asians have smaller breasts? It obviously shows that you do not know asian girls/women with bigger breasts. But then again what is considered "big"?

It is not funny at all. It is racist and cruel. And having other cB members "lmaoing" it is pretty sad and mean.
 
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HAHA. you've got to admit it's funny!
the only down side is that it's totally cruelly aimed at my race. pfft mad.gif
 
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HAHA. funny. i'm only half asian ;)
 
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LOL. What? That was funny. Us Asians -.-
 
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