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 Dec 31 2004, 02:18 AM
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding. She mounts the horse unassisted and the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. She grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse continues to gallop along Finally, giving up her grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and escape to safety. Unfortunately, her foot got caught in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when...the Wal-Mart manager runs out and shuts the horse off. |
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Dec 31 2004, 02:35 AM
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 You Kicked My Dog. Group: Member Posts: 305 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,782 |
OHH! no wonder she was slipping off! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA that was really funny!
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Dec 31 2004, 11:40 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
rofl. when i was reading the first sentence the word wal-mart popped up and i was like what does wal-mart have to do with horseback riding? but i get it haha.
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Jan 1 2005, 02:29 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
shesz..really..smart..isn't she?
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