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 Dec 30 2004, 10:15 PM
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 Sing to Me  Group: Member Posts: 1,825 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,808  |
Little Johnny ran into his mom's room, crying his eyes out and shaking with fright.
"Mommy! Mommy!" he shouted. "What's wrong, Johnny? What's wrong?" she asked. "There's a ghost in the bathroom!" he replied. "What do you mean?" his mother questioned. "Well... I really had to go when I woke up. So I went to the bathroom and the lights turned on by itself. I was a little spooked so I peed real quick. It started getting really cold, so I finished up and ran here to tell you!" he said. After a moment, Little Johnny's mother shrieked with rage and spanked him. "You've been peeing in the refrigrator again!" -------------------------------------- I was at the airport when I saw my good friend Suzie leaving the departure area. I thought she looked a little peculiar because she was moving her mouth as if she was talking and carrying very big suitcases. "Hey, Susie! What are you doing?" I asked. "Oh," she said, looking up at me. "I'm talking to my mother." "I don't see a phone," I said. "It's a new type. Very small and compact. They put it on your back tooth so you can have a handy phone where ever you go!" "Wow! I want one! It's so cool." "I'm sorry. There's only 3 in the world and I have the last one," she responded. Seeing my dejected face, she offered to give it to me. I immediately wrote a check for it and was putting it on my back tooth when I turned to leave. However, she called me back. "What's wrong? You have second thoughts?" I asked. She shook her head. "No, you forgot the batteries!" she said, holding up her suitcases. _________ not really that funny but they're cute. |
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Dec 30 2004, 11:43 PM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =] Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 |
Haha yeah, the last one is cute. =]
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Dec 30 2004, 11:47 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,752 |
lol yea that one is nice
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Dec 30 2004, 11:48 PM
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 You Kicked My Dog. Group: Member Posts: 305 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,782 |
ehh there not that funny
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Dec 30 2004, 11:59 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Lol. I've never heard those before...
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