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car crash, its alright..
skaterjswife2
post Dec 30 2004, 03:43 PM
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A man and a woman were involved in a terrible car accident and both cars were totaled. They climbed from the wreckage and the woman stood in awe. "Our cars are demolished, yet we walk unharmed. This must be a sign from God that we are to be best friends for the rest of our lives," she spoke wisely.
"I agree completely, ma'am," the man replied.

The woman stepped closer to examine the damage and noticed something shiny within her car. Reaching in, she pulled out an unbroken bottle. "This bottle of wine wasn't even cracked. I think this is another sign that we are to drink a toast to our new friendship."

"That's a great idea, miss," the man answered taking the bottle from her. He popped the cork and drank his share.

"Would you like some?" "No, thanks I'll wait for the cops to get here."
 
 
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scandoangel
post Dec 30 2004, 04:59 PM
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that guy is screwed lol
it was alot funnier the first time i heard it tho..
 
toodlepops.
post Dec 30 2004, 07:07 PM
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i dont get it.
 
audory
post Dec 30 2004, 09:10 PM
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Haha. That lady's so mean, setting him up like that... laugh.gif
 
*wind&fire*
post Dec 30 2004, 09:18 PM
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... that was lame...
 
D4rkf4m3
post Dec 30 2004, 09:22 PM
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tongue.gif lol what a way to set someone up
 
Chaos13
post Dec 30 2004, 09:45 PM
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huh?
 
miss barnes
post Dec 30 2004, 10:13 PM
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aww thats fukked up!
 
iheartjohn
post Dec 31 2004, 12:00 AM
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Lol! I'd do the same thing... shifty.gif
 
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post Dec 31 2004, 12:22 AM
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oh i didn't get it at first..lol cute..
 
literemix24
post Jan 1 2005, 02:28 PM
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aww tha ladysz so mean..x]
 
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post Jan 6 2005, 10:02 PM
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I don't get it at all
 
Skyline Drive
post Jan 6 2005, 10:27 PM
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What a smart lady..
 
Skyline Drive
post Jan 6 2005, 10:33 PM
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What a smart lady..
 
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post Jan 6 2005, 11:40 PM
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lol that guy is an idiot
 

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