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drugs in the wild?
wonmin
post Dec 29 2004, 11:57 AM
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you wish...
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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little f**ker! He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he's on ecstasy!"
 
 
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iheartjohn
post Dec 29 2004, 01:28 PM
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yerp!
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Kekeke...drug humor... rolleyes.gif
 
mirage
post Dec 29 2004, 03:45 PM
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Smile Like a Retard =D
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lolz, bad bad rabbit... drugs... tsk tsk
 
HikaruTakekawa
post Dec 29 2004, 06:41 PM
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haha funny bunny. tongue.gif
 
audory
post Dec 29 2004, 06:58 PM
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your sweetest sin.
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high bunny!
 
*wind&fire*
post Dec 29 2004, 07:04 PM
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he he he.... <---affected by drugs
 
azn_r4pf4n
post Dec 29 2004, 07:47 PM
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The Secret Hacker.
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ahahaha!
 
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post Dec 29 2004, 10:12 PM
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hehe..."happy bunny"
 
lovescream
post Dec 29 2004, 10:53 PM
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define our lives for us.
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=D bunnies. dont offend them. i lurver happy bunny. muahahaha <3
 
Skyline Drive
post Dec 30 2004, 12:11 AM
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none of it seems real
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funnnnnny. happy.gif
 
xTINAA
post Dec 30 2004, 12:33 AM
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hello : )
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hahahaha
 
tootsie_kiddo
post Dec 30 2004, 02:30 AM
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lol. tsk tsk, bad bunny
 
literemix24
post Jan 1 2005, 02:26 PM
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whaa a naughty bunnie..x] tsk tsk. shameeee. lol
 
dani41790
post Jan 1 2005, 05:17 PM
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hahaha thats a good one
 
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post Jan 1 2005, 08:08 PM
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haha how cute :)
 
largosama
post Jan 2 2005, 05:59 PM
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how ironic =D
 
krispy_kreme333
post Jan 11 2005, 04:47 PM
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haha thats great
 
LiLaZnGirL122
post Jan 12 2005, 11:53 PM
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uhhhhhhhh that wasnt that funny..
 
chantel314
post Jan 15 2005, 05:29 AM
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Hahahaha
 
KELLYYY
post Jan 17 2005, 05:21 PM
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HAAAAAAAA.
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Lmfao.
 
pinayprincess
post Jan 17 2005, 09:16 PM
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silly rabit lol
 
*chaneun*
post Feb 2 2005, 06:22 PM
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drugs are bad =X
 

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