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 Dec 27 2004, 12:01 AM
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.  
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Dec 27 2004, 12:07 AM
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d O r k Group: Member Posts: 154 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,505 |
That's on funnyjunk.com
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Dec 27 2004, 12:15 AM
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 jonathan rhys meyers. Group: Member Posts: 954 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,013 |
QUOTE(shattered_glass @ Dec 27 2004, 12:07 AM) That's on funnyjunk.com i knew i read that somewhere... |
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Dec 28 2004, 04:45 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
this joke was posted in here before..... and its not very funny wen i read it da 2ed time so its okai?
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Dec 28 2004, 11:57 AM
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That was the first time I've read it, and I found it amusing..
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Dec 28 2004, 03:31 PM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
its not that funny enough to make me laugh. but its a good one.
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Dec 28 2004, 04:45 PM
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 hello : ) Group: Official Member Posts: 4,227 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,139 |
yeah i`ve heard that before, but i still think it`s a bit amusing
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Dec 28 2004, 06:06 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
rofls ;p
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Dec 28 2004, 06:34 PM
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 E! Online Group: Member Posts: 302 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,082 |
hahahah >.<
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Dec 29 2004, 06:46 PM
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haha
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Jan 13 2005, 04:32 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
haha. the one i heard was different. it`s a bt a couple and how the wife poked the husband and at the end he said "if you stick that thing in me again, i`ll break it in half and shove it up your ass"
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Jan 13 2005, 06:19 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol that's funny
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Jan 13 2005, 07:15 PM
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 The Bone Collector Group: Member Posts: 2,860 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,162 |
That is funny! Haha! >D
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Jan 13 2005, 10:55 PM
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 Want fries with that? Group: Member Posts: 692 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,652 |
^^ I've heard that before but it still makes me laugh.
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Jan 14 2005, 12:45 AM
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 The Secret Hacker. Group: Member Posts: 1,780 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,712 |
i found that joke pretty offensive the first time i heard it.. i know i heard it somewhere.
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Jan 15 2005, 04:35 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 255 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,764 |
Haha..
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Jan 17 2005, 05:22 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
QUOTE(__xxfrappachino<3 @ Dec 27 2004, 12:01 AM) Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.  LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. |
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Jan 17 2005, 09:10 PM
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well im hearing that it wuz on funny junk.com...wel w/e i thought that was funny haha lol
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Jan 17 2005, 09:33 PM
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 WANTED..for sexyness Group: Member Posts: 1,050 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,290 |
haha<-funny funny
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Jan 18 2005, 02:21 AM
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haha yeah
i've heard this one before |
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Jan 18 2005, 06:35 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
haha..that's amusing.
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Jan 18 2005, 05:36 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 3 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 84,457 |
she shouldve said "is all u wanna do is stick me" or sumthin like that
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Jan 19 2005, 11:34 PM
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 jellyfishing, jellyfishing Group: Member Posts: 1,174 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,185 |
hehe, interesting
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Jan 19 2005, 11:37 PM
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 GATHER ROUND THE GOOD STUFF Group: Member Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,104 |
lol, i think i saw that on funny junk though.
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Jan 20 2005, 04:42 PM
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 You Kicked My Dog. Group: Member Posts: 305 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,782 |
ooo i've read that but, it cracks me up everytime lol!!
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Jan 20 2005, 06:49 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
hahah. 23 is my favorite number.
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Jan 30 2005, 01:55 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
roflz.....cute
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Jan 30 2005, 04:01 PM
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 Soft drinks are my high Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,149 |
lol-i haven't heard this one before.
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Jan 30 2005, 09:10 PM
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 Froggie! Woof woof. :D Group: Member Posts: 1,423 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,146 |
lmao. i love that one
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