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post Dec 25 2004, 01:33 AM
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An Asian guy is having his snack (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Asian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American : "You Asian folks eat the whole bread??"
Asian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American (after blowing a huge bubble): "We don`t. In the States, we only eat what`sinside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to Asia."
The American has a smirk on his face. The Asian guy listens in silence.
The American persists: "do you eatjelly with the bread??"
Asian : "Of Course."
American : (cracking his gum between his teethand chuckling). "We don`t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to Asia."
Asian ( pissed off) then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American : "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Asian : And what do you do with the condoms once you`ve used them?"
American : "We throw them away, of course."
Asian : "We don`t. In Asia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to America."

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post Dec 25 2004, 01:37 AM
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XD that's hella funny. go ASIANS!!!
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 01:39 AM
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ROLF YAY!!hahaha thats a good one
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 01:05 PM
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HAHAHA good one.

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post Dec 25 2004, 06:37 PM
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down with racists!!!!!! xD
 
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OOOOOOOO GO AZN DUDE!!! lol thatw as funny
 
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AHAHAHA! REUSE THEM, LOL!!!
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 11:45 PM
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post Dec 26 2004, 12:30 AM
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brighten up my moment biggrin.gif
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 12:31 AM
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hahaha. very smart
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 12:37 AM
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Rofl.
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post Dec 26 2004, 02:05 AM
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post Dec 26 2004, 02:09 AM
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[WARNING] gum may cause artificail insemination
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 03:43 AM
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Proud to be an asian, huh?
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 04:25 AM
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lmao.
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 12:07 PM
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HAHAHA, good one
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 02:42 PM
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lmao i heard that joke b4 but it was still funny!
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 03:16 PM
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hahah artificial flavored hahaa
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 05:39 PM
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post Dec 27 2004, 04:41 PM
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haha laugh.gif smart asian
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 05:43 PM
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ROFL
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post Dec 27 2004, 07:01 PM
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LOLZ, that asian kid is smart.
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 06:22 PM
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rofls
 
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post Jan 1 2005, 02:38 PM
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LOL! oh God thisz isz hilariousz. seriouszly. lol x]
 
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post Jan 2 2005, 09:08 PM
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that's awesome.
 
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post Jan 2 2005, 09:24 PM
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lmao
im chewing gum right now.
 
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post Jan 2 2005, 10:18 PM
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lmao.

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post Jan 3 2005, 03:12 PM
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go ASIAN!!! i hope that's not true.......
 
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post Jan 3 2005, 03:18 PM
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that's messed up. lol.
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 03:37 PM
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post Jan 5 2005, 01:01 AM
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Asians just owned the Americans. SO REMEMBER: DON'T GET THE GUM FROM THE LOCAL STORES.
 
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post Jan 6 2005, 08:21 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
 
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post Jan 7 2005, 10:00 PM
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HAHAHAHHA! oooo! The American dude just got punked! laugh.gif
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 01:39 PM
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hahahah good comebak
 
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HA HA HA =D
 
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hahahahha...asian pride, biznatch!
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 02:39 AM
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post Jan 9 2005, 06:27 PM
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LMAO.
smart asian. =]
 
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post Jan 9 2005, 07:42 PM
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post Jan 9 2005, 07:51 PM
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hahahahah nice joke
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 07:13 AM
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thats so smart!!
 
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post Jan 10 2005, 05:49 PM
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awww...im sad...not asian...well i think this would be a white american...
 
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post Jan 15 2005, 05:38 AM
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post Jan 15 2005, 10:53 PM
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DAMN STRAIGHT!GO ASIANS GO!
 
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post Jan 15 2005, 10:57 PM
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awwww. that's a nice comeback. haha
 
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post Jan 16 2005, 10:36 PM
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LMFAO!!! I LOVE THIS JOKE!!!

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post Jan 17 2005, 05:05 PM
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Lmao. Go asians! happy.gif
 
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post Feb 1 2005, 08:32 PM
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AZN PRIDE!! lolz
 
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post Feb 2 2005, 05:51 PM
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he he! hehe.gif damn americans! laugh.gif
 
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post Feb 3 2005, 12:51 PM
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lol, that dude is smart.. haha
 
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post Feb 6 2005, 10:23 PM
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Omg, I LOVE THIS JOKE! I've been meaning to find it, but I didn't know where it was. but thanks to you SWEEEETTT
 
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post Feb 9 2005, 08:46 PM
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haha that one was good. the asian dude had a great comeback (:
 
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post Feb 9 2005, 11:21 PM
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azns rule! :D yay..thats funny..
 
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post Feb 10 2005, 05:37 PM
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that funny. go asian pride!!!!1
 
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post Feb 10 2005, 07:18 PM
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that's funny. laugh.gif asians rule!
 
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post Feb 10 2005, 08:26 PM
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asian pride
 
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hahahaha. I'm not asian but that's hilarious
 
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post Feb 11 2005, 01:11 PM
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haha i saw that one coming....
 
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post Feb 11 2005, 04:04 PM
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hahahahahaha!! thats hilarious! laugh.gif
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 02:33 AM
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As the quote from Harold and Kumar goes;

"That theres no sense of getting all riled up everytime a bunch of idiots give u a hard time, in the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should" =P
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 02:39 AM
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that actually made me laugh! that NEVER happens lol
 
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whew. that made me laugh even though i read it somewhere else before haha..
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 01:24 PM
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yay! lol go asiansz. x]
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 08:06 PM
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LAUGH OUT LOUD...i'm not racist or anything but that was seriously funny
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 08:29 PM
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lol thats funny..azns rock! HEHEEH..ALL AZNS ARE SMART..BUT THAT AZN BOY IS SMARTER!
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 11:07 PM
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post Feb 22 2005, 03:32 PM
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post Feb 22 2005, 05:26 PM
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hahaha

I thought that one was funny.
 
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post Feb 22 2005, 11:47 PM
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freaking hilarious...asian ppl are awesome.
 
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