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A filipino joke, which means gotta be flip to get it
doubleaxel1951
post Dec 24 2004, 01:13 AM
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I saw this on a website today:

[NOTE: you have to read the answer w/ a filipino accent or it won't be funny]

How many bears were in a car with Goldilocks?


Four -- the momma bear, the poppa bear, the baby bear and the dri-bear (driver).

haha, even though it's corny it got me cracking up laugh.gif , oh yeah it might be not that funny to those of you that were born/raised in the filipines i guess cuz (well maybe you can) you dont' really hear the difference between a flip accent and a american accent lol no offence though
 
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 01:16 AM
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lol dat's funny to me. yes i'm flip. from the Philippines
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 01:18 AM
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lol, how cheesy.
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 01:20 AM
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yeah it's cheesy, but for some odd reason i find it hilariously funny
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 07:42 PM
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it wasn't that funny.... but hey, i'm flip.
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 07:59 PM
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You don't have to be Filipino to get this...On the account of you explained the whole joke to us....And you were right. It is corny. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 07:45 PM
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hahaha thats a good one
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 09:17 PM
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i dont get it >_< and i duno how to do a philipino acent haha
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 12:52 PM
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Oh I guess if you could do a filipino accent you'd get it, but then again i find it sooo funny because my mom is filipino and my dad is american so i alway smake fun of my mom's accent so i guses that's basically one of the reasons i laugh so hard.. like the other day my mom said "want rice more?" instead of "want more rice".. would those of you who get it and are filipino agreE? tongue.gif
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 01:59 PM
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none of it seems real
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I got it and I did it in a spanish accent ;] and it had the same effect.

Drop it like its hawttttttttt happy.gif
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 02:09 PM
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we are known for corniest jokes ever!!!!

..... joke joke joke..

tayoy mag ocho ocho??

ok.... -___-
 
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lol amusing. i love the filipino accent.


if anyone has heard of rex navarette, or you haven't, you gotta hear some stuff from him. he's the funniest guy ever - filipino comedian biggrin.gif
 
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post Dec 27 2004, 02:06 PM
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i got it even though im mexican so ha i won boxing.gif hammer.gif showoff.gif
 
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post Dec 28 2004, 10:59 PM
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nope never heard of him
 

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