Ever Farted in Public?, Class, outside of house? |
Ever Farted in Public?, Class, outside of house? |
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haha. i know i havent =]
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i remember in third grade i farted in class and my friend was laughing at me really hard, and i got really mad at her hahaha but i can't recall the last time i farted in public
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*mishyerr* |
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not that i remember... but im sure everyone has. its only 'natural'
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#4
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what's love anyways.? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 297 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,198 ![]() |
nope. never let loose my mayhem. if i do it'll most likely be SBD so nobody would kno it's me. XD silent but deadly.
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![]() Prez of Student Council 04/05 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 ![]() |
whats the big deal? its a natural thing, it happends... just like how ppl would sneeze or cough... grow up.
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#6
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Yes, except sneezing and coughing isn't embarrasing.
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#7
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i cant really say that i have
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#8
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 ![]() |
QUOTE(LiLYamiBoi @ Dec 21 2004, 5:44 PM) haha. i know i havent =] LIAR!!!!!!!!! And yes, I've farted thousands of times. :P |
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#9
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![]() ^ moo... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 962 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,212 ![]() |
err. yea.
7th grade in my history class.. it was really quiet [the class was,i wasnt]. embarrassing. |
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*Kathleen* |
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#10
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*Cough* Uh...no? Of course not. That'd make me a loser.
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#11
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Shyt Yeah!!!
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DUCKY!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,682 ![]() |
It sucks uf you fart in public but its hella funny if someone one else does. :D
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*wind&fire* |
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how could you not.. your body produces 2 litres of methane gas a day...
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#14
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 ![]() |
yea, i fart in the public when NO ONE IS close to me or looking at me.
i fart in class before but a soft gentle gas. ![]() |
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Lol Yeah. My friend told me she never farts at school.
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*Weird addiction* |
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LMAO of course!
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#17
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![]() yeah. i'm kevin. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,399 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,782 ![]() |
of course..i farted at school, at a pool with my friends..etc
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#18
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![]() Word. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 ![]() |
yeah, i do it all the time, not on purpose but yeah, im pretty sneaky tho.
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*Statistik* |
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In 4th grade..it was actually an accident but i think the teacher didnt notice. thank goodness
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![]() Can't have the hand without the cock. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 ![]() |
It's Natural
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#21
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![]() <33 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 135 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,200 ![]() |
duh lol yea i have
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ahahaha....yes but not on purpose o.o
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*tweeak* |
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#23
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well, you cant really avoid it sometimes. make it as discreet as possibel, but it still happens. then there was 4th grade. i did once, and got blamed for it the rest of the year. i hate kids.
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#24
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QUOTE(tweeak @ Dec 24 2004, 8:00 PM) well, you cant really avoid it sometimes. make it as discreet as possibel, but it still happens. then there was 4th grade. i did once, and got blamed for it the rest of the year. i hate kids. Kind of immature. |
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![]() ^ Are you dizzy yet? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 109 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,761 ![]() |
i farted once in 6th grade and like we had to evacuate the room since it smelled so bad i was so embarrassed!
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![]() i'm susan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 ![]() |
It's not a bad thing to fart you know hahaha.
But yes --- I farted during my classroom and my whole classroom heard it and they knew it was me because I was going to the bathroom to take a dump. It's very sad that everyone knew I bubble farted LOL |
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lol i did once in the 3rd grade...
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No, of course not. Perfect people don't fart.
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#29
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Brie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 ![]() |
I did once in 1st grade.
So everyone turned around, and I pointed to some other kid and they all laughed at him. ![]() ![]() |
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its imbaressing..especialy if its loud..mine was tiny tho
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![]() freedom ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 ![]() |
When I was about 3 years old, I farted in church. I was a kid so I had no idea. My mother said it was loud and people were staring so I got all red.
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#32
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No i try really really hard to hold it in
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#33
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Yes, & i blamed it on this one kidd.
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hahaha yeah it was hilarious, it was by accident
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haha yeah probably but i don't remember any specific instance
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![]() unrequited love ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,007 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 46,788 ![]() |
Hoo yeah....man god the funniest thing haha i was taking a test and then i rested my feet in the book holder, thats at the bottom of the chair in front of me and i leaned back...then a sneezed came on and right when i sneezed i tooted at the same time xD omg i was like holy shiet i hope no one heard that O_O; and then my friend dans head popped up and was like..HOLY SHIT DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT!? and i was like o_o;;; and my friend vince was like HOLY CRAP yeah i did... and then dan chuckled and there then the people around them chuckled too and the all pointed at Brett and were like BRETT DID YOU FART?! hes all like NO!! and here i am at the back of the classroom chuckling like mad!!! xDDD ahh god i hope my teacher didnt hear me o_o;
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![]() shut up mofo's ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 71 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,094 ![]() |
a few years ago during p.e. we were doin some sit ups. So my friend was holding my feet down and when i got up i farted a loud one. it was embrassing and yet funny.
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![]() brandon demarin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 287 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,512 ![]() |
lol i farted in class like 10 times. most of em werent loud but some just sounded like i hit the table so it wasnt that bad
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#39
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RaWr! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 90,404 ![]() |
i do it. not out loud where everyone could here it tho
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![]() <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 831 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,326 ![]() |
yes...i know i have but i cant remeber when...
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#41
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lol the silent ones ;D
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![]() This bitch better work! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 ![]() |
yeah. i fart sometimes in public. if it smells really bad, i will be like, oh cici <<my sister!
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#43
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safety
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![]() ^ I might look scary but i'm the nicest person in cb! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,364 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,979 ![]() |
ya
only once time this year. |
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#45
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Running ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 596 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,064 ![]() |
I did it once in 4th grade... Tis was tramatizing... The kid was like someone farted and sniffed everyones chair... I was like Miss I have to go to the bathroom so I never gotten caught 0.0
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#46
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![]() tower over me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,190 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,717 ![]() |
o.O I did in the bathroom.. <:l
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#47
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If only... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 409 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 100,037 ![]() |
yes, I have tons of gas.
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![]() happy unbirthday to you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 166 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,752 ![]() |
This guy let out a big one in chem today lmao!
Anyway, I did in like 5th grade :P (I mean when people noticed) |
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QUOTE(angel-roh @ Dec 31 2004, 6:43 AM) It's not a bad thing to fart you know hahaha. But yes --- I farted during my classroom and my whole classroom heard it and they knew it was me because I was going to the bathroom to take a dump. It's very sad that everyone knew I bubble farted LOL LOL!!!! ima just point out the funny part, and goodjob, this kid name collin ripped on in gym last year sounded like a tractor =P QUOTE(angel-roh @ Dec 31 2004, 6:43 AM)
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![]() Im as fake as a widow's smile ;) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,045 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 97,851 ![]() |
Eww..all of the guys in my history and german class do it..its disgusting and they think its so funny when really they look totally immature
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#51
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no
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#52
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Who hasn't? If you say you haven't, then you MAJORLY need a check-up.
"Quote from Peter Griffin from Family Guy" Doctor: Were you born with any birth defects? Peter: ...Well, I didn't pass gas until I was 30. -scene changes to when Peter was 30- -farting sound- Peter: ...What the hell was that? -Alex |
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#53
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yess...
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![]() This is all my luck, it's all I got. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,373 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,532 ![]() |
Lol. Yeah but when no one is around.
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*fart* *fart* sure why not! natural way of releasing
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![]() yeah. i'm kevin. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,399 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,782 ![]() |
yeah in school, with my friends, just farting
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#57
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![]() ^-^ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,676 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,668 ![]() |
I fart all the time. lol. well, okay, not thaaaaat much, but mroe than some ppl....like I usually let out a big fart every couple days, hmmm....it's really annoying aculaly, I got all the gas from my mom..yaaaa, she has problems with gas
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![]() ˘ľ Wanting it. ˘ľ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 ![]() |
hey if you need to let it rip. its natural. everyone makes a big deal out of it because of the stench lol.
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*salcha* |
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i did in front of my friends at a sleepover.
no biggie, they do it too. haha. |
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fart then walk awayy..hahaaa
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#61
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QUOTE a few years ago during p.e. we were doin some sit ups. So my friend was holding my feet down and when i got up i farted a loud one. it was embrassing and yet funny. blush.gif The same exact thing happened to me. I was in 7th grade and we were outside. I think one girl noticed but she didn't say anything. ![]() |
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Haha, keep them going!
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![]() HAAAAAAAA. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 ![]() |
Yeah. I sneezed then a fart came out while I sneezed. O____O
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of course
but no one heard =) |
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Natural stuff, but i never farted in public if i did den it knock everybody out
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Being a class clown, i was consistantly sent to the office in 8th grade for farting LOL
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I remember i have once, but know one was around, i was in a car park i was about 6 lol
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i cant say i havent!
that cant be true...wakaka but not on purpose,sometimes you just cant stop it! |
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im pretty sure almost all of us have......
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whoever sayed no be lyin hahahahahaha.....i fart in publice every chance i get heheheh..
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![]() Live Your Own Party ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,261 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,489 ![]() |
I think everyone has.
![]() Maybe they didn't have a full-out fart. Maybe it was just a silent one that no one could sense but it's a natural thing and it happens all the time. So yes, I'm a chick and I will admit to farting in public. I don't think I've ever done it outloud but hey.. it happens and I HATE it when people make such a big deal out of it. ![]() ![]() |
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![]() Big Chief ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 126,685 ![]() |
of course all the guys do!
Its cheap entertainment! |
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^^ Heck Yeah!
But, also I don't like keeping gas inside me. |
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yes, but nobody noticed.
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![]() Go on, hug me, I dare you... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 299 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,809 ![]() |
QUOTE(SnowSlasher @ Apr 27 2005, 3:07 AM) God yeah, I consider a day wasted if I havent cracked a fart joke. All this rubbish about it being immature, its so true! Ha ha, where? everywhere - classrooms, train station, on my friends head, where I think is the most funny. |
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![]() What a hypocrite. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 ![]() |
Yes, but they're usually silent. Mwaha :D It's only the natural thing to do.
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![]() Senior Itis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 806 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,007 ![]() |
third grade math class. I had some spicy stuff for lunch and I remember needing to go to the bathroom, but my teacher wouldn't let me. Wrong decision.
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![]() music bitch ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 63 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,699 ![]() |
who hasn't farted in public..
can you be normal if you haven't? |
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u know a normal person farts about 14 times a day
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mood: content ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 ![]() |
You could put this in the lounge if you want since it doesn't seem like only boys fart in public. :)
I have a way of making my farts come out silently. It's kinda weird and hard to explain. o_O [Yes, I farted in public once or twice but not out loud]. |
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![]() chauvinist? ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 73 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,392 ![]() |
i...don't really fart...
but i "leak"...== |
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pfft woh i fart everone farts it s natural but!
this one time i had asparagus and i farted reeeeal loud in the car and it smelled so bad that everyone was dieing they had to stop the car and evacuate to catch a breath and air out the car |
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![]() My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 ![]() |
An average human being farts 2 pints of gas a day. If you bottled up all that gas in the whole state of Rhode Island (in 24 hours), it could fill up a large hot air balloon. It is perfectly natural and sometimes you really need to "pass gas", but society has made it a rule that it's bad to fart. Which really sucks because your body's just naturally releasing gas and you can't do it in public or people will laugh at you. Yeah.. Stupid rules of propriety.
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![]() Young Hollywood ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 229 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 148,156 ![]() |
yea i have. i think everyone has, but.. how come people get embarrased about something everyone does?
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Human Posts: 1,152 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,239 ![]() |
no, i don't get gassy. i don't fart.
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I did once in the middle of class but i said it was my chair
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Thats bull if you havent.
Everyone has. QUOTE no, i don't get gassy. i don't fart. Everyone farts, even if you arent gassy. Its a natural thing that everyone does. |
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'Course.
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HAHAHA
The wonderful thing about living things :D Sorry. This topic just makes me giggle. LOL |
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#91
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Who hasn't?
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#92
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Yeah, all the time.
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yeah.
one time it was so bad i thought i sharted at least im honest ![]() |
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All the time! lol, like I ask my buddies "Want to hear something funny?" and I let it rip. Long silent ones aren't that funny, however.
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lol i fart all teh time. even in yo face!!
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![]() Hi, Im Brook. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,774 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 508,383 ![]() |
Lol diana that made me laugh so hard.
Yeah I have, everyone pretty much has its "natural". It was just an itsy bitsy one though that like makes no noise or smell luckily :) |
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![]() I am not afraid, I was born for this. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 805 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,063 ![]() |
LOL, yeah i farted in public before.
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#98
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I used to always let them know. Luckily, I've stopped.
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Heck yes. I mean it's only natural as some of you have mentioned here. Lucklily when I ever I have farted in public mine have silent ones. However I once when I was in school and during a test in mid silence a classmate decided to let one rip. It sounded like a foghorn and smelled like a sewer line broke! Everyone including the classmate thought it was funny, the teacher however showed no sense of humour. Go figure. Nothing more worse than trying to hold in the ass gas! LOL!
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hahaha school must count so yeaaaa i have.
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