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 Dec 19 2004, 10:09 AM
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i hope this hasn't been posted:
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? |
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Dec 19 2004, 01:52 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
I've heard these before.
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Dec 19 2004, 01:55 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
lol.
she dont like him. |
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Dec 19 2004, 02:20 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
Heh, I've seen these before, yet it's still amusing.
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Dec 20 2004, 10:57 AM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
hahah yes i've seen those before but funny
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Dec 20 2004, 12:10 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
haha i have seen some from the archie&the gangs comic book haha those are one good laughs i'll never forget... LOL
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Dec 20 2004, 01:27 PM
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 my <3 is in Ohio Group: Member Posts: 899 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,599 |
i've seen some of those before. kinda funny
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Dec 20 2004, 06:56 PM
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lol ha.
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Dec 20 2004, 08:05 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
haha..never seen these before..it's funny
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Dec 21 2004, 03:13 PM
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lol...i might use these one day....
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Dec 21 2004, 11:54 PM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
lol those are good but didnt impress me that much
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Dec 22 2004, 02:38 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
haha
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Dec 22 2004, 10:18 AM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
ahah that was so funny
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Dec 22 2004, 02:28 PM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
LOL aww thats hilarious!
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Dec 28 2004, 05:20 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
they r so lame plus no guy will say like wuts ur ign and grr they r stupid and not even funny
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Dec 28 2004, 10:55 PM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =] Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 |
This has already been posted more than five times. Look before you post, don't hope.
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Dec 31 2004, 09:19 PM
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 november 25th,, <3 Group: Member Posts: 473 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,226 |
head em b4
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Jan 1 2005, 02:44 AM
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hahah i like the first one and the last one ;)
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Jan 1 2005, 02:19 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
lol. i've heard these before. buh they're still sortah funnie. x]
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Jan 1 2005, 08:55 PM
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lol. i wouldn't be able to come up with those off the top of my head
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Jan 2 2005, 10:21 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
LMAO!!H!Hs]gdsd\gKSODGPJIO
hhahah. made me laugh |
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