i want to be a bear in my next life |
 Mar 16 2004, 01:30 AM
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 he`z gOt my heart*<3`o2.18.o1`  Group: Member Posts: 1,662 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,338  |
haha this most certainly is a rational explanation .. it was almost convincing hehehe :D
in this life i'm a woman. in my next life, i'd like to come back as a bear. when you're a bear, you get to hibernate. you do nothing but sleep for six months. i could deal with that. before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. i could deal with that too. when you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. i could definitely deal with that. if you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat anyone who bothers your cubs. if your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. i could deal with that. if you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. he EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear!!
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May 23 2005, 04:00 PM
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I want to be.... a.... a..... I want to be a tiger, or a dragon =D.
Because I <3 both of them. |
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May 23 2005, 04:04 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,882 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,064 |
Hey.. I remember seeing you post.. like a long time ago. Everyone seems to be coming back for the summer.. haha
anyhoo, me and Dustin are going to be whalphins. |
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May 23 2005, 04:06 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
Lol, muah? Or the topic starter?
[Because this topic is old, lol. I just felt like bringing back somethings that were never answered.] |
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May 23 2005, 04:08 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
That does sound nice...I'd want to be...A dolphin
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May 23 2005, 04:14 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
I want to be that pillow.
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May 23 2005, 04:29 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,882 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,064 |
QUOTE(JlIaTMK @ May 23 2005, 5:06 PM) Lol, muah? Or the topic starter? [Because this topic is old, lol. I just felt like bringing back somethings that were never answered.]  ohh I see now.. haha I just assumed  However, you've been around.. for.. ever. |
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May 23 2005, 04:34 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
i like bears but i dont think i'd want to be one
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May 23 2005, 04:54 PM
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 insanitys contagious. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707 |
I want to be a Snapple Bottle =)
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May 23 2005, 04:59 PM
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^^
lol snapple bottle? haha but yeah, i saw this and thought "wow this is umm...old" but anyways, interesting way of looking at things hehe. |
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| *mona lisa* |
May 23 2005, 05:37 PM
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QUOTE(NvieDi3ai3yGrL @ Mar 16 2004, 2:30 AM) haha this most certainly is a rational explanation .. it was almost convincing hehehe :D in this life i'm a woman. in my next life, i'd like to come back as a bear. when you're a bear, you get to hibernate. you do nothing but sleep for six months. i could deal with that. before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. i could deal with that too. when you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. i could definitely deal with that. if you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat anyone who bothers your cubs. if your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. i could deal with that. if you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. he EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear!! Hmm...that's interesting. I like that idea though. |
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May 23 2005, 05:56 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
QUOTE(Emmaliev @ May 23 2005, 4:54 PM) I want to be a Snapple Bottle =) why?  people put their mouths all over you then just throw you away! 
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May 23 2005, 06:18 PM
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i wanna be something that flys .. or swims =]
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May 23 2005, 07:45 PM
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hmm i wanna be a hawk or an eagle so i can soarr high in the sky!
hey but your explanation of a bear is not to bad and getting me to change my mind on that whole hawk//eagle thing..
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May 23 2005, 08:00 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
wow; i never though of it that way rofl
i want to be. .a penguin. |
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May 23 2005, 09:18 PM
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 Grrrrrrr Group: Member Posts: 801 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 123,696 |
thats a great idea. i think a bear would be cool
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May 23 2005, 09:20 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
Awww, props to whoever brought this topic back. ^_^ [JlIaTMK I think..]
I would want to be a bear but the threat of being shot scares me. =( Damn humans. Maybe I'd be a bird... they're shot too but I want to FLYYYYY. |
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May 23 2005, 09:20 PM
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i don't believe in reincarnation
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May 23 2005, 09:21 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,732 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,327 |
I want to be a cow (even though I don't believe in reincarnation), because cows are sacred to Hindu's.
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May 23 2005, 09:25 PM
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i want to be the most beautiful goddess on earth & have all the men fight over me, like Hera. (yah i think that was her)
or a bird. anyone will do. |
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May 23 2005, 09:25 PM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
i want to be an eagle.
i want to fly.
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May 23 2005, 09:26 PM
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 XOTY*06 :D Group: Member Posts: 2,635 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,747 |
i'll be a dove or a dolphin!
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May 23 2005, 10:02 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
i dont really believe in that stuff but i would like to be a.... mysterious type thing.
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May 23 2005, 10:06 PM
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 Disgrace to the asian race Group: Member Posts: 346 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,080 |
I wouldn't want to be any animal because the evil humans will do bad things to animals like skin them, eat them, and all nasty kinds of stuff to the poor creatures.
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May 23 2005, 10:53 PM
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 hi Group: Member Posts: 1,478 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,897 |
I woud want to be anything that flies or swims...hmm a dolphin sounds like fun.
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May 23 2005, 10:54 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
QUOTE(iheartsimba @ May 23 2005, 1:08 PM) That does sound nice...I'd want to be...A dolphin Oh yes! Me too.  I love dolphins. =)
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May 23 2005, 11:39 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
I want to be a penguin. They are so awesome and cute. Oh, and indeed very pokable.
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May 24 2005, 01:36 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
I would to be a dolphin, but then everyone will come and kill me but w/e I don't even believe in reincarnation. :shrugs:
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May 24 2005, 02:07 AM
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I would like to be a cheetah. They are beautiful animals.
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May 24 2005, 11:03 AM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
wow, interesting topic.
I didn't think of this before, but after reading some posts, I think I would like to be a dolphin too
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May 24 2005, 03:17 PM
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If i was reicarnated into something I would like to be a black man again so I can use the N word and not worry about getting my ass kicked.
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May 24 2005, 03:18 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,881 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,134 |
i might want to be a bird cause i really wanna get to expierience flying
or if i wasnt a animal then i wanna be like "me" again in my next life and see how stuff would be different |
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Jun 1 2005, 04:33 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
If I had believed in reincarnation [which I don't.], I'd like to be a tortoise in the next life, or a butterfly.
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Jun 1 2005, 04:35 PM
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Well - the original post was only humor, but seeing as how everyone replied with what they wanted to be in the next life, I guess I'll be jumping on the bandwagon.
A dog. I seriously have a soft spot for them. |
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Jun 2 2005, 01:25 AM
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i would rather be a raccon they r soo cool
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Jun 2 2005, 05:39 AM
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 The windmills of your mind .. Group: Member Posts: 1,317 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 83,699 |
Me Panda lol, or one of those baby seal's but i dont want to be clubbed. I love Racoons, they are sooo cool and Koala's have to love dem koala's and polar bear cutteeee lol.
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Jun 2 2005, 12:52 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
Hm....I would be a white tiger or a rabbit.
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Jun 2 2005, 01:20 PM
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 Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native. Group: Duplicate Posts: 914 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,267 |
i want to be a sting ray
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