what do you say.., when people ask you.. |
 Dec 8 2004, 05:40 PM
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 cookie?...  Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,080  |
i know this sounds rather odd..
but what do you say when someone asks you if you "masterbate".. cuz people at my school are immature and always ask you it. so if you say "no" they say "you dont? why not?" and if you say "yes" they are like "ewwww"... so what do you say? 
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Dec 8 2004, 05:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,137 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,193 |
say its none of your business
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| *tweeak* |
Dec 8 2004, 05:47 PM
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no one has ever asked me that, and i highly doubt that anyone [offline] intends to
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Dec 8 2004, 06:11 PM
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 t3h koolest guy in cB Group: Member Posts: 2,194 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 513 |
person: "so.. do you masturbate?"
me: "stfu..." |
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| *krnxswat* |
Dec 8 2004, 06:13 PM
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Person: Hey, do you masturbate?
Chellibabe124: Gimme a sec! Let me go make a thread about it on cB and see what they say, and I'll get back to you! |
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Dec 8 2004, 06:16 PM
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 wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
I say, "Yes I do... and so do you mofo."
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| *Azarel* |
Dec 8 2004, 06:18 PM
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It depends on who's asking me. Most likely, my response would be, "Why do you want to know? What's it to you?"
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Dec 8 2004, 06:19 PM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
just say 'go fck yourself'
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Dec 8 2004, 07:21 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,957 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,665 |
do u??? ok if you do go "do U masterbate?"
if you don't go "no and why do u want to know" |
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Dec 8 2004, 07:31 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
QUOTE(MyChemicalRomance. @ Dec 8 2004, 5:45 PM) say its none of your business haha agreed |
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Dec 8 2004, 07:33 PM
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 I'm your worst nightmare... Group: Member Posts: 391 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,600 |
i say "... no... ur psycho..." and then i normally walk away
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| *stephinika* |
Dec 8 2004, 07:41 PM
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why would people ask others that?
anyways i'd say its none of your business. and depending on their tone of voice, i might just say to eff off too.
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Dec 8 2004, 07:46 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
I'll just say "Do you?" or "no".
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Dec 8 2004, 08:27 PM
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 I'm not mean; You're just a sissy. Group: Member Posts: 796 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,520 |
id say "why do you care?"
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Dec 8 2004, 08:37 PM
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I'm Clean! Group: Member Posts: 83 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,517 |
I say maybe. Actually thats what i say to everything.
Another choice is "only if you do" O_0 |
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Dec 8 2004, 08:47 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
"idiot, what do you think?", lolz. i would say that, why would people even ask that?
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Dec 8 2004, 09:00 PM
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 shawBOO!! Group: Member Posts: 77 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 58,313 |
Wow, people actually ask you that. That's so immature...If someone asked me that I would tell them to stfu and tell them to leave me the eff alone and that's it's none of their business.
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Dec 8 2004, 09:04 PM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
wut curious frens you have.
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Dec 8 2004, 09:04 PM
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 creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
yeah people do ask that, but they are mostly 12 yr olds...if its a kid i say none of your business if its a person my age im like only when im thinking of you *wink*
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Dec 8 2004, 09:04 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,711 |
i would say right... look at them like retards n walk away n tell ppl *insert name here* masturbates. lol :P
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Dec 8 2004, 09:43 PM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
Hahah weirdness.
i'd just usually be sarcastic with these kind of questions and say "yes, of course..." |
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Dec 8 2004, 09:54 PM
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 I have 6 blue blocks :3 Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
yes, yes i do.
::jerry:: |
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Dec 8 2004, 10:51 PM
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 Blasian, Asian, INVASION! Group: Official Member Posts: 4,288 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,769 |
say u do because people who say they dont are most likely lieing..
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Dec 8 2004, 10:52 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
QUOTE(MyChemicalRomance. @ Dec 8 2004, 3:45 PM) say its none of your business same here i would say the same thing. i mean it's like it's not even their business  and they know me too haha
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Dec 8 2004, 10:53 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 893 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,217 |
Moron: Do you masturbate? Me: -sarastically-, No, I'm a metal robot that is incapable of such human actions. |
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Dec 8 2004, 11:17 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,799 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,450 |
"what a loser"
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Dec 8 2004, 11:20 PM
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Killer Bunny Group: Member Posts: 14 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,583 |
lol its really none of that person's business if u do or not. why would they wanna know in the first place?
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Dec 8 2004, 11:27 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
lol i usually say " whats with the personal questions man?" ahhaha
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Dec 9 2004, 12:05 AM
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 your sweetest sin. Group: Member Posts: 416 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,960 |
"do you masteurbate?"
"yea! wanna start a masteurbating club?!  "lol. |
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Dec 9 2004, 12:08 AM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
I don't think anyone would ever ask me that question. But of course, I woudl instantly say no because I haven't. Anyway, IN MY OPINION, I think anyone who would dare ask me that question has probably "masturbated" anyway. But that's just my opinion.
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Dec 9 2004, 03:00 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
wow, you have interesting friends
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Dec 9 2004, 03:11 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Person: Do you masturbate?
Me: No. Person: Are you lying? Me: No. Person: Yeah you are. Me: No I'm not. Person: Oh. |
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Dec 9 2004, 06:12 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
i'l just be like "yea yea sure whatever" (even though i dont) and then they just leave you alone.
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| *Weird addiction* |
Dec 9 2004, 07:20 AM
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i just say..."it doesnt concern u", although ive never been asked that before
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Dec 9 2004, 08:25 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,294 |
Definately go with the make fun of them for asking option.
Pretend like they are so interesated, they must want to join you, or they are really pathetic at it and want some advice. |
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Dec 9 2004, 02:52 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 24 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,478 |
i say, eh... why? do you?
And if i was in the mood and it was a hot girl: Do you?, cuz i can give you a hand. Am evil. |
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Dec 9 2004, 06:42 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
no one asks me ill just evil glare and say no.
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Dec 9 2004, 06:51 PM
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 ferrero rocher<3 Group: Member Posts: 243 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,255 |
anonymous: do you masterbate?
you: *points to the skys* HEY AN AIRPLANE! [and runs away] but wow really, who asks those questions?
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Dec 9 2004, 07:03 PM
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funny you should ask...
 i would just smile, and then i think the answer would be obvious, as it was the other day in art class omg how embarassing
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Dec 9 2004, 07:15 PM
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 i love you <3 Group: Member Posts: 45 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,884 |
QUOTE Person: Hey, do you masturbate? Chellibabe124: Gimme a sec! Let me go make a thread about it on cB and see what they say, and I'll get back to you! wooo thought that was funny...lol kinda mean but funny and lots of people do ask that question..lol |
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Dec 9 2004, 11:05 PM
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 The Unfortunate One Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,945 |
Some people ask it cause in their mind, it's funny. A true sign in immaturity.
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Dec 10 2004, 12:50 AM
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 hello : ) Group: Official Member Posts: 4,227 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,139 |
i say
"why do you care?" "it`s none of your business." "and you need to know because....?" |
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Dec 10 2004, 11:50 AM
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ashley Group: Member Posts: 133 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,454 |
i would say"dude, dont be asking me that crap, NO, and if i did i wouldnt tell you, and you know what obviously you have like no brain asking peeple if they masturbate"lol..when LEO asked my friend that datz what she told him...lol
depending on how they ask you, sometimes that question can be sexualy harrassment...my school went over it and taught us that..lol |
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Dec 11 2004, 04:16 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 167 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 70,098 |
"Why? You want to Join? No b1tch, go find some friends and ask them that, you'll turn them off"
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