Blonde joke 2, no offense. |
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Blonde joke 2, no offense. |
Dec 6 2004, 10:24 AM
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![]() cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
there was a store clerk for a store and one day a
blonde entered and she said "Can I buy that tv?" and the clerk was like we dont serve blondes here. so the next day she came in with a hat with her hair tucked in it and asked can i buy that tv?..... and he was like we dont serve blondes here. and she was like why??? and he never answered.. so the next day she came in with black hair and she asked the clerk if she can buy the tv. and the clerk was like we dont serve blondes here and she was like how do you know i am blonde? and he was like "because mam thats a microwave" |
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Dec 6 2004, 04:26 PM
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![]() whatever d00de ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
rofl hahaha
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Dec 6 2004, 04:59 PM
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Smile Like a Retard =D ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
LOLZ, man, these blonde jokes are so funny, but yet, so sad, hahaa
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Dec 6 2004, 05:21 PM
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![]() The Stoic Critic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,113 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,274 |
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Dec 6 2004, 05:56 PM
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![]() define our lives for us. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
ROFL
;-) i love blonde jokes.. though blondes arent really stupid. |
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Dec 7 2004, 12:47 AM
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![]() jellyfishing, jellyfishing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,174 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,185 |
oooh yeah, i heard that one b4. cheesy, yet entertaining
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Dec 8 2004, 08:07 PM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
its okay. |
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Dec 8 2004, 09:53 PM
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RiKACHANtEL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
awww!!! i usually can guess but not that time
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Dec 9 2004, 07:18 PM
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 63 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,401 |
yeah that is an old one. but still funny.
how daft can you get?? rofl... x_O |
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Dec 12 2004, 07:13 PM
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![]() LiLaZnGurL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
lmao
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Dec 16 2004, 08:56 AM
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
I've heard this before and its funny.
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Dec 16 2004, 10:37 AM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 118 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,520 |
LMAO.
Thats pretty funny. I've got a joke too. How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave at her. Lol. I got bored so...yeah. |
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