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post Dec 4 2004, 10:07 PM
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One night a man was drinking in a bar and he had to go to the bathroom. While he was going, he noticed that there were three black men next to him at the urinals.
He happened to look down and was shocked to see that one of the men had a white penis. He quickly finished and went back to the bar. He told the bartender that he had just seen the strangest thing when he was in the bathroom.
The bartender asked him what he saw. "Well, while I was taking a leak, I looked over and next to me were three black guys and one of them had a white d**k!" he said. "Oh, those weren't black men," the bartender said, "they are all coal miners and apparently one of them went home for lunch."

WTF LMFAO!! that is the most hilarious joke i've ever seen
 
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ApocalypseAelis
post Dec 4 2004, 10:10 PM
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Heh...it wasn't that funny to me...but okay...
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 10:13 PM
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i dont get it....
O_O
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 10:21 PM
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QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Dec 4 2004, 7:13 PM)
i dont get it....
O_O

me neither, i laufed only a lil.
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 11:33 PM
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is it because one guy was black because of coal? and he was really white? so his d*ck was white?
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 11:45 PM
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that was kind of dumb. lol

he was covered in charcoal and had sex when he went home.

so his wife's vagina is black and she is a white woman . ahahahhahahah
 
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OH
LOL
NOW I GET IT...
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 12:18 AM
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that was a lame joke.... hmm.. maybe it's just me..
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 01:16 AM
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FALSE ADVERTISER!
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 02:37 AM
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LOL laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 03:23 AM
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holy shit that was the lamest joke ever. too lame to be a corny joke. =[

Uh, why was he lookiing sideways when he was at a urinal??
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 11:07 AM
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perverted, ewwww wacko.gif
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 12:32 PM
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Not real funny.
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 01:17 PM
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i get it but it was really funny happy.gif
 
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post Dec 6 2004, 02:50 AM
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omg so stupid not even funny
 
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post Dec 6 2004, 09:06 PM
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i didn't get it at first and laughed at my stupidity then i got it and didn't laugh...wow i'm weird
 
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QUOTE(jnukes @ Dec 5 2004, 1:18 AM)
that was a lame joke.... hmm..

Yeah, it was.


I don't get it either.
 
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post Dec 7 2004, 10:49 PM
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ohhhhh i get it now
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 07:10 PM
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All I got to say...:

Perverted.

Ehhh.....
 
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post Dec 16 2004, 11:04 PM
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that was a little bit funny
 
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post Dec 17 2004, 08:04 PM
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thats dirty! biggrin.gif but funny none the less
 
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post Dec 17 2004, 08:26 PM
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that was uh...interesting
 
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post Dec 20 2004, 06:26 AM
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QUOTE(pandamonium @ Dec 4 2004, 8:45 PM)
that was kind of dumb. lol

he was covered in charcoal and had sex when he went home.

so his wife's vagina is black and she is a white woman . ahahahhahahah

ooooh! i get it now! lol..eww that's nasty haha
 
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post Dec 20 2004, 10:50 AM
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umm. that wasn't funny at all. _dry.gif
 
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post Dec 21 2004, 02:51 PM
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haha that was SOOO funny i forgot to laugh

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post Dec 22 2004, 10:27 AM
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the joke deserves to die. lol
 
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lmfao mann thats priceless. LoL
 
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post Dec 22 2004, 03:09 PM
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Lol I had to read that twice to get it. Haha.
 
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post Dec 24 2004, 09:36 PM
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that was sick..yet i have to admit that it was pretty funny
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 12:24 AM
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haha grosss man! laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 06:01 PM
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ahha disgusting.
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 11:01 PM
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uhh, people answer my question! why in the fcuk would the guy look sideways at another guys penis?? Is this common practice in a restroom, guys??! Do I have to make a topic about this in the lockerroom here?! XO
 
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post Dec 26 2004, 12:10 PM
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that was a dumb joke..
 
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haha....
 
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post Dec 30 2004, 07:11 PM
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not THAT funny, but stupid.
 
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post Dec 31 2004, 12:41 AM
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i got it...but it's sorta sickening..
 
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QUOTE(jnukes @ Dec 5 2004, 12:18 AM)
that was a lame joke.... hmm.. maybe it's just me..
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not bad (: heh
 
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..Erm..interesting XD
 
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that's a gay joke and next time can you name the title that goes with the joke instead of putting CLICK HERE it's so halirious and all that jazz
 
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it was ok
 
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