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Birth Machine, VER FUNNY
Azn Kid from NY
post Dec 2 2004, 08:13 PM
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A genius doctor made a great invention. It was a machine that would transfer the pain of giving birth to the husband so the wife would not have to suffer so much. The machine was tested on animals and it worked perfectly, so he decides to use it on humans now.

He asks a couple if they would like to try it, and they agree. The doctor then transfers 20% of the pain to the husband. He felt no pain at all. They raise the pain to 45%. The husband still feels no pain at all. They raise it to 80%. The husband still feels no pain whatsoever. Finally, they raise it to 100%, and neither the husabnd or wife feel anything. It is a painless birth.

The next day they came home and found the mailman dead on the lawn
 
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lovescream
post Dec 2 2004, 08:39 PM
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i dont get it... huh.gif
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post Dec 2 2004, 08:40 PM
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Lol, poor mailman!
 
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post Dec 2 2004, 08:57 PM
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Hehehe...naughty wife. Ah I feel bad for the mailman... pinch.gif
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 12:00 AM
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i heard this joke b4 its still really funny lol
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 07:30 AM
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awww i love you Azn Kid from NYwub.gif, you make me laugh.... hug.gif
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 10:11 AM
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Oh...I get it.
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 04:04 PM
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awww i love you Azn Kid from NY, you make me laugh.... 


aww well Azn Kid from NY loves u back
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 04:09 PM
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LOLZ, man, that wife is well.... a really bad wife.
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 04:35 PM
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Haha XD poor Mailman... reminds me of the one who slipped on ice in front of my neighbor's house last year and broke his wrist
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 06:29 PM
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tsk tsk
 
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post Dec 6 2004, 02:52 AM
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heh
 
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post Dec 6 2004, 04:29 PM
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haha it took me a minute to get it lol
 
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post Dec 7 2004, 08:28 PM
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took me awhile but.. really funny. =)
 
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post Dec 7 2004, 09:08 PM
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LOL. Took me a while, but that's funny =)
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 12:25 PM
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LMAO.
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 07:14 PM
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yeah i have heard that one before. CHEATING MOMMY!!!!!! bad bad bad

but very funny.

wonder what the husband thought, or if he ever figured it out?? lol
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 08:26 PM
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lmaooo. hahaha. i get it xP
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 11:43 PM
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wacko.gif don't get it.....
did she transfer the pain to the mailman?? aggh i'm slow
 
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post Dec 10 2004, 12:05 AM
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i dont get it. oh well.
 
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post Dec 10 2004, 01:44 AM
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QUOTE(azn_r4pf4n @ Dec 9 2004, 10:05 PM)
i dont get it. oh well.

meh jokes aren`t fun anymore when you have to explain them, but i will explain it for you =)
well the pain is supposed to be transfered to the father of the baby and since the mailman died, he died from all the pain of giving birth (haha showing WOMEN are stronger than men. haha jk) because he was the real father of the baby because the wife cheated on her husband who thought he was getting the pain trasnferred to him so he kept asking for more pain. get it now??
 
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Funny, but you should've said transfered pain to the father cause when you said husband it threw me off.
 
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post Dec 10 2004, 09:08 PM
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aww damn i was wondering why no one felt any pain...but it KILLED him....no babies for me
 
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post Dec 17 2004, 02:22 AM
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oh... soo the mailman's the father? now i'm laughing
 
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oooo someone has been cheatin' LoL poor mailman!
 
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