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blonde joke., no offense
pandamonium
post Dec 1 2004, 10:27 PM
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cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow
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lol its a blonde joke but i have a lot of blonde friends that i told this to.



There is a magical mirror that kills anyone that tells a lie to it.

there was a brunette, a red head, and a blonde.
The brunette said to the mirror "i think i am the prettiest girl in the world"
.............so the mirror killed her.

The red head said to the mirror "I think i am the smartest girl in the world"
.............so the mirror killed her.

So the blonde went up to the mirror and said "I think.."
.............so she died.


ahahhahah
 
 
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mysticalazxn
post Dec 2 2004, 02:19 AM
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^ I might look scary but i'm the nicest person in cb!
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ahhaha every funny!
 
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post Dec 2 2004, 05:11 AM
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im making a come back! woohoo
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LMAO SHES NOT THINKING AHAHAHAHAH
 
mirage
post Dec 2 2004, 04:53 PM
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Smile Like a Retard =D
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LOLZ, that's so mean! lolz~
 
lovescream
post Dec 2 2004, 05:14 PM
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define our lives for us.
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LOL
i didnt get it he first time i read it but my friend told me what it meant
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 06:35 PM
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lol
 
DaTru KataLYST
post Dec 4 2004, 03:53 AM
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白人看不懂 !!!!
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lol good one!
 
*wind&fire*
post Dec 4 2004, 05:47 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
miss barnes
post Dec 4 2004, 02:39 PM
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lol. now that one is ACTUALLY funny! i like it!
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 04:49 PM
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whatever d00de
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ROFL rofl haha i'm going to tell this to my blonde friends lol
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 06:37 PM
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lol....thats funny
 
heyyfrankie
post Dec 4 2004, 07:09 PM
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This bitch better work!
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yeah, i have heard that one before. kinda funny. laugh.gif
 
*krnxswat*
post Dec 4 2004, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE(me_myself_andi2003 @ Dec 2 2004, 5:11 AM)
LMAO SHES NOT THINKING AHAHAHAHAH

No, that wasn't it.
Wow. You didn't get this joke.

Two words: Wow.
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 08:39 PM
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LMAO!! FUNNY!! ^_^
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 10:12 PM
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Hahahahaha...

Good one! biggrin.gif
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 12:35 PM
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Haha...I get that one.
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 01:11 PM
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hahhahahahahha laugh.gif
 
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post Dec 6 2004, 02:52 AM
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lol
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 07:17 PM
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love them blonde jokes. im not one, but i can be just as dumb. wonder why ppl pick on blondes ad not brunettes?? cause i am so daft it is so funny.... rofl
 

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