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Englishmen, Japanese, and a Korean, funny for Koreans
Azn Kid from NY
post Nov 28 2004, 09:12 PM
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first, i dont mean to offend any Japanese or anyone else, its just a joke



3 guys get stranded on an island, an Englishmen, Japanese, and Korean. they get captured by a tribe of savages, the chieftan says each man will get 100 lashes with a whip, but all men can wish for one thing to put on their back for protection.

The Englishman is first. and wishes for 10 mattress on his back. after 50 lashes, the mattresses break apart, and the Englishman gets 50 painful lashes on his back

The Japanese guy thinks about the Englishmans idea, and modifys it. He wishes for 20 mattresses on his back. after 100 lashes, the Japanese man is completely unharmed. Then he says to the Korean "haha, i am not very creative, but i am intelligent and i can use others ideas and improve upon them greatly"

The Korean man walks up to the chieftan and says "put that damn Japanese on my back"
 
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jnukes
post Nov 28 2004, 09:52 PM
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lol.. straight forward joke.. i don't really like those.. but it's funny. haha
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFG LOL!!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!
 
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i liked this one!
 
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post Nov 29 2004, 09:09 PM
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ROFL
 
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post Nov 30 2004, 07:32 AM
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lol. clever Korean
 
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post Nov 30 2004, 04:47 PM
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lolz, that's weird...
 
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hahahaha thats so dirty
 
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OMG AHAHAHAHA ROFL HAHAHAHAH XD
 
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OMFG!!! I feel sorry for the englishman lmao.
 
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I like it like that
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haha. that's funny.
 
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I DONT GET IT!! I dont get anything..
 
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haha
the japanese is not that talented at all
(compared to the korean lol)
 
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i dont get it. oh well. whistling.gif
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 10:14 AM
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I get this.
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 04:31 PM
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haha
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 04:33 PM
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XD that was funny... although I did not get it as much >.<
 
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post Dec 3 2004, 04:45 PM
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^^ u have to understand the history and relationship between Koreans and Japanese......

Their was always some kind of rivalry and hate because of what Japan did to Korea during WWII. So u have to be Korean to really make this joke let u laugh.... Many Chinese would understand it too......but not many other Asians
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 04:47 PM
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haha. :P
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 04:50 PM
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biggrin.gif LOL. I laughed at that for so long...
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 12:45 PM
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Lol. Absolutely charming. That's funny!
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 08:28 PM
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harhar xD!
 
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post Dec 9 2004, 10:53 PM
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ROFL.

I think my parents would laugh really hard at that one. O_o
 
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hehe that's funny 0_0
 
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hahah that's funny lol laugh.gif Although if there is a moral to this, I wouldn't get it. But ahah yea nonetheless, humorous wink.gif
 
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lmao
 
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LoL hahahhaha japanese.. improves.. korean.. hahahahha
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 11:33 PM
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wahh smart korean
 
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post Jan 1 2005, 03:18 PM
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lol x] ahhasz.
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 05:40 PM
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Haha, I heard this one before, it's good.
 
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post Jan 4 2005, 10:50 PM
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow, i can imagine one of my friends doing that ahahaha
 
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Good one! That's hilarious!
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 02:19 AM
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hahaha
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 08:57 PM
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I don't like racist joke.
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 09:03 PM
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ouch! that sucks for the japanese. not that funny tho...that's sad...
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 11:54 PM
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haha

I thought it was hilarous
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 06:32 PM
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f*ckin chinks....they would definitely come up with something like that in real life.
 
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The Japanese who had thought such a South Korean to be pitiful dared to be beaten 100 times with the whip instead of him. Because British people and the Japanese admitted the wisdom and courage by the patriarch, and had been invited as tribe's member, it did. The South Korean whom the patriarch did not admit is dismantled while living as an unfair person, is scattered on the sea, and is fish's ..

happiness laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 06:45 AM
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yea i get it. not funny one bit though
 
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i thought it was pretty funny...
 
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