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 Nov 25 2004, 01:55 PM
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 RRRRRr (I) AAAAAA NNNNN  Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,214  |
delete this if it has alredy been posted
 A lady told her priest, "father, i have two female talking parrots,but they only know how to say 'hi, we're prostitues. want to have some fun?'" "I have a solution!" the priest exclaimed."bring your parrots to my house and i will put them with my two male talking parrots. my parrots read the bible and will teach your parrots how to pray." The next day, the woman took her parrots to the priests house.His parrots were holding rosary beads and praying. the lady put her two female parrots into the cage. 'Hi, we're prostitutes.want to have some fun?"the feamle birds asked. one male parrot looked at the other male parrot and exclaimed,"put the beads away.our prayers have been answered!" 
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Nov 25 2004, 03:16 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
lmao. I get it. But I had to read it over 3 times. *Slow*
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Nov 27 2004, 06:39 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,124 |
lol...that was funny
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Nov 27 2004, 06:55 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
dirty dirty lil parrots..
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Nov 28 2004, 12:08 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
LOL
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