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 Nov 22 2004, 02:08 PM
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 Magic Crayons  Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315  |
There once was a little bread shop not too far from a school. An extremely voluptuous, beautiful, long-legged blonde girl, who always wore very short skirts, worked behind the counter.
One day after school, a boy stopped in at the little bread shop to get some raisin bread for his mother. The raisin bread was kept on the top shelf behind the counter, so the blonde girl had to climb a ladder to get at it. When the young boy looked up, he was thrilled and amazed at the sight of the blonde girl in her short skirt. He told all his friends at school then next day. From then on, everyday after school, the boys would stop in at the little bread shop and order a loaf of raisin bread, one at a time. This soon became a daily occurrence. One afternoon, while the blonde girl was perched on the ladder awaiting the arrival of the young boys, an elderly man walked into the little bread shop. Because she had her back turned to the store's entrance, she assumed it was boys who had arrived for their raisin bread. |
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Nov 22 2004, 02:43 PM
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 too hard for the f*ckin radio Group: Member Posts: 69 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 46,236 |
i dont get it...
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Nov 24 2004, 06:00 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
??? I don't get it either...
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Nov 24 2004, 08:14 PM
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the old man wanted to look up the girl's skirt too, but since the girl had her back turned when the old man walked in, she immediately thought it was the boys again. and since the boys always order raisin bread, she got some and brought it to the old man, who she thought were the boys all along...
i get it... but not funny |
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Nov 25 2004, 11:10 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
i get it, but it isnt too funny.
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Nov 25 2004, 11:45 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
QUOTE i get it... but not funny yup u got that right sorry |
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Nov 28 2004, 12:39 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
still dont get it
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Nov 28 2004, 03:51 PM
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I love you <33333 Group: Member Posts: 2,928 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,404 |
i dont get it, and its not funny....
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Nov 29 2004, 06:53 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Hehe. That's cute.
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Nov 29 2004, 09:07 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
i get it...didn't really find it funny
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Nov 29 2004, 11:06 PM
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that was gay...
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Nov 30 2004, 02:20 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
wtf?!
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Nov 30 2004, 05:10 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
is there supposed to have more lines and maybe... an ending?
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Dec 4 2004, 10:44 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 4,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,115 |
QUOTE(Dusck @ Nov 22 2004, 2:08 PM) There once was a little bread shop not too far from a school. An extremely voluptuous, beautiful, long-legged blonde girl, who always wore very short skirts, worked behind the counter. One day after school, a boy stopped in at the little bread shop to get some raisin bread for his mother. The raisin bread was kept on the top shelf behind the counter, so the blonde girl had to climb a ladder to get at it. When the young boy looked up, he was thrilled and amazed at the sight of the blonde girl in her short skirt. He told all his friends at school then next day. From then on, everyday after school, the boys would stop in at the little bread shop and order a loaf of raisin bread, one at a time. This soon became a daily occurrence. One afternoon, while the blonde girl was perched on the ladder awaiting the arrival of the young boys, an elderly man walked into the little bread shop. Because she had her back turned to the store's entrance, she assumed it was boys who had arrived for their raisin bread. I have a better ending =) So since she thought it was the boys who ordered it, she took her skirt off and she wasn't wearing any panties. The elderly man went " Holy cookamunga! " and then screwed her. The end. |
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Dec 5 2004, 12:38 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Heh...odd joke.
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Dec 5 2004, 12:54 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,711 |
QUOTE(AzNxJenny91 @ Dec 4 2004, 11:44 PM) I have a better ending =) So since she thought it was the boys who ordered it, she took her skirt off and she wasn't wearing any panties. The elderly man went " Holy cookamunga! " and then screwed her. The end. LOL hahh nice ending |
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Dec 26 2004, 03:42 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 105 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 52,164 |
ya... i dont get it...!
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Dec 26 2004, 05:05 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
That's not funny.
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Dec 26 2004, 11:20 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
What a perverted old man.
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Dec 27 2004, 12:27 AM
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d O r k Group: Member Posts: 154 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,505 |
QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Dec 26 2004, 11:20 PM) What a perverted old man. lmfao. You think everything's perverted. XD Anyways, I didn't get this joke, and AzNxJenny91, nice ending. ;) |
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Jul 3 2006, 05:20 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 0 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,089 |
I first read this joke here a year and a half ago, and I came back just to tell you guys I finally heard the ending.
The girl's up on the ladder already, so she asks the old guy, "Is yours raisin, too?" to save her a trip. Old dude replies, "No, but it's starting to twitch a little." Hee. |
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Jul 3 2006, 05:35 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
^ That's better. Lol.
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Jul 23 2006, 06:45 PM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
QUOTE(ashwini @ Jul 3 2006, 3:20 PM)  I first read this joke here a year and a half ago, and I came back just to tell you guys I finally heard the ending. The girl's up on the ladder already, so she asks the old guy, "Is yours raisin, too?" to save her a trip. Old dude replies, "No, but it's starting to twitch a little." Hee. LOL funny joke. Thanks for going through the hassle of digging up this unfinished joke. Major props. |
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Jul 24 2006, 03:07 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,220 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,808 |
 i get it but it wasnt funny |
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Aug 3 2006, 11:19 PM
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 rissa. Group: Member Posts: 621 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 436,690 |
I don't get it.
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