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 Nov 22 2004, 01:59 PM
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 Magic Crayons  Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315  |
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the brunette, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!"
The brunette jumps and the firemen are unable to position the blanket properly. Sadly, the brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. Then, the redhead steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" "Oh no! You're gonna put blanket in the wrong place!" "No! We've go it covered! We'll catch you!" yell the firemen. The redhead jumps and, again, the firemen are unable to position the blanket properly. Sadly, the redhead also slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" "Oh no! You're gonna put blanket in the wrong place!" "No! We've go it covered! We'll catch you!" yell the firemen. "Look," says the blonde, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're gonna catch me with that blanket... so, what I want you to do is put the blanket down and then I'll jump." |
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Nov 30 2004, 11:58 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
LMAO HAHAHA SOO STUPID BUT SOO FUNNY HAHHAA
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Dec 1 2004, 04:22 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
lolz, that's so stupid... haha
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Dec 1 2004, 04:37 PM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
AHAHA X'D man I love blonde Jokes (No offense to blondes)
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Dec 1 2004, 05:23 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
lol i was thinking at first that the others were the stupid ones, and the blonde was right for once. then, i read the end again and realized that she would be the stupid one....poor me
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Dec 2 2004, 05:30 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
QUOTE(hiromi @ Dec 1 2004, 4:37 PM) AHAHA X'D man I love blonde Jokes (No offense to blondes) ME TOO!! ITS JUST SO FUNNY!!! put down the blanket 
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Dec 2 2004, 10:04 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
LOL
you know blondes aren't really stupid.. some are... XD i'm made fun of as a blonde, and now i can see why. |
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Dec 2 2004, 11:58 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
lol i loove blonde jokes cracks me up
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Dec 5 2004, 04:49 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
ROFL. ;] |
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