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 Nov 19 2004, 12:11 AM
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Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 106 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,990  |
A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell
asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. " Look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute : "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Practically... Someone has stolen our tent". do you get the humour? omg....only granny knows how to laugh after reading it.... im so disappointed. |
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Nov 19 2004, 12:23 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 106 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,990 |
seems that nobody get it.
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Nov 19 2004, 12:45 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 106 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,990 |
sorry for the typo, should be PRACTICAL
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Nov 19 2004, 12:55 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
Haha! Yea I got it! It's quite funny, yes. Of course, I heard it before.
BTW!! Make sure to not triple post! Better yet, don't double post either! =] I see you're new! Make sure you read this: http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=22098 And have fun at cB! 
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Nov 19 2004, 12:56 AM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
Umm...
Okay? Heh, sorry, I'm too dumb to understand.And btw, there's an edit button, so you don't have to triple post. 
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Nov 19 2004, 06:34 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
 I heard this one before, except it was Sherlock Holmes and Watson. 
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Nov 19 2004, 09:39 PM
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 jussst mee* Group: Member Posts: 103 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,218 |
hahahah loll i found this really funny
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Nov 19 2004, 09:43 PM
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 xinistical member Group: Member Posts: 123 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,328 |
i got it but it wasn't that funny...but then i barely ever laugh at jokes...
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Nov 19 2004, 09:44 PM
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 --*WoAh Group: Member Posts: 67 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,517 |
OooHH...I get it....
...Wait... What?
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Nov 19 2004, 09:50 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
haha. their tent got stolen o_o right?
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Dec 8 2004, 08:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
haha.. i got it. (:
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Dec 8 2004, 09:01 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
ROFL haha i get it. i was scared i wouldn't get it but i GOT IT =]
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Dec 8 2004, 09:55 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
i dont get it...i need to read again
EDIT!!! ohhhh ok...not too funny though |
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Dec 9 2004, 04:23 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
i get it, someone stole their tent so that guy could see the sky when he's suppose to see the top of his tent.... right?
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Dec 9 2004, 05:54 PM
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Haha, not bad.
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Dec 10 2004, 02:11 AM
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 sweet/not/sour Group: Member Posts: 35 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,748 |
lol hehe, took me awhile to figure it out, but i like it
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Dec 12 2004, 06:56 PM
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 Soft drinks are my high Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,149 |
lol-i think it woulda been funnier with Sherlock Holmes and Watson fer some reason though
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Dec 12 2004, 07:03 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
WtF?
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Dec 16 2004, 09:00 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha funny.
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