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The Answer, ... a joke
madRooney
post Nov 14 2004, 08:51 PM
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The Answer

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed when the chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
 
 
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NatiMarie
post Nov 14 2004, 08:52 PM
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I can rot your brain ;]
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I think I get it.
:O

Ack, my brain...is cooking...from the _________ of this joke.
Fill in the blank.
 
*tweeak*
post Nov 14 2004, 08:56 PM
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hahaha? again

wrong forum, and these arent funny
 
xTINAA
post Nov 15 2004, 02:19 AM
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hello : )
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^^ agreed. i still don`t get it..maybe you shuld include an explanation or soemthing haha
 
Oreo_bro
post Nov 15 2004, 02:52 AM
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i can feel my IQ dropping.

damn
 
gelionie
post Nov 15 2004, 08:11 AM
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say maydayism.
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huh?! what question?
I feel so clueless... bah...
 
x_em_o
post Nov 16 2004, 07:17 PM
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...ok that adds to the long list of jokes i dont get....=( *sniffle
i think my iq is in the negatives now
 
Dusck
post Nov 16 2004, 08:37 PM
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i dun get it, could we get an explanation?
 
dani41790
post Nov 19 2004, 01:07 AM
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lol ooo i get it. i had to read that like 4 times till i got it but yea.. ewwwwwwwwwl
 
gigiopolis
post Nov 19 2004, 01:28 AM
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Ack, my brain...is cooking...from the moronic value of this joke.
 
*Azarel*
post Nov 19 2004, 03:28 AM
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QUOTE(M1SSxCHR1SSY @ Nov 15 2004, 12:19 AM)
maybe you shuld include an explanation or soemthing haha

Um. The question: What came first? The chicken or the egg?
The joke is supposed to be dirty, "came" in the context of orgasming. The egg is angry because it didn't get to. Har.

QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Nov 18 2004, 11:28 PM)
Ack, my brain...is cooking...from the moronic value of this joke.

Ditto.
 
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post Dec 18 2004, 04:32 PM
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ummmmmmmmmm mb dis shouldb be moved to da place where u play games......
 
lovescream
post Dec 18 2004, 06:27 PM
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QUOTE(LiLaZnGirL122 @ Dec 18 2004, 4:32 PM)
ummmmmmmmmm mb dis shouldb be moved to da place where u play games......

not really.
=\It was suppose to be a joke.

and...
I STILL dont get it.
Maybe it's just me?
 
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post Dec 18 2004, 07:28 PM
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errrrr.........moving on.....
 
iheartjohn
post Dec 18 2004, 07:59 PM
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yerp!
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OHHHHH.....haha. happy.gif
 
mechwarrior1989
post Dec 23 2004, 02:03 AM
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Lol, it was kinda funny, not really though. Was it really that difficult to understand?
 
dahding
post Dec 23 2004, 06:59 AM
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whaaaaaaat?
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which came first? the chicken or the egg?

the chicken and the egg had sex. now use ur six sense of perversion and try to figure it out now.
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 11:01 AM
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QUOTE(dahding @ Dec 23 2004, 6:59 AM)
which came first? the chicken or the egg?

the chicken and the egg had sex. now use ur six sense of perversion and try to figure it out now.

now i get it. but still not funny. wink.gif
 
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post Dec 23 2004, 11:47 PM
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QUOTE(dahding @ Dec 23 2004, 7:59 AM)
which came first? the chicken or the egg?

the chicken and the egg had sex. now use ur six sense of perversion and try to figure it out now.

i still don't get it, so which came first? and what happened? haha
 
Skyline Drive
post Dec 24 2004, 12:53 AM
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none of it seems real
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I'm lost too! sad.gif
 
the_crox
post Dec 24 2004, 07:49 PM
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she doesn't even know
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what??
 
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post Dec 25 2004, 11:49 PM
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HAHA... ... -drip drip-
 
chaoticchrissy
post Jan 11 2005, 04:27 PM
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november 25th,, <3
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not funny. i dont even get it mellow.gif
 
lilxroxy
post Jan 13 2005, 04:22 AM
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ehhh??
 
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