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If you were a hobo...
NatiMarie
post Nov 13 2004, 05:39 PM
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Okay, this is a stupid asls [minus the 'l'] question.
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Let's say you were a hobo and you were in a desperate need for cash. Only things you have are worn out clothes, an old sneaker, piece of cardboard box, and an old sharpie that you've sniffed all of what's left to sniff. What message would you write on this cardboard box to make it so people can feel sorry for you to give you money?

EDIT// Or just come up with something creative. I'll post one later because I'm having multiple brain farts at the moment.
 
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juliar
post Nov 13 2004, 05:41 PM
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post Nov 13 2004, 05:46 PM
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i need an sn change.
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this old sneaker is all i have left to eat. please help me
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 05:48 PM
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"please give money for food and clothes"
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 05:51 PM
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post Nov 13 2004, 05:53 PM
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i'll eff your for some cash.. oh what, i don't look effable? take me to your house, bathe me, clothe me, eff me, pay me
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 06:11 PM
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im lina
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Kill Me
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 06:12 PM
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post Nov 13 2004, 06:28 PM
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I love you. Please help me.

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post Nov 13 2004, 06:36 PM
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post Nov 13 2004, 06:37 PM
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I'm famous and I'm doing this for publicity, so pay me now and you might become as famous as me.
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 06:39 PM
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Pay me and I'll chew the Sharpie
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 06:40 PM
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WUT THA DUCK?
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Good luck will come if you can please spare some change.
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 06:50 PM
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I'll give you my sharpie if you give me money.
*shrugs* Couldn't think of anything else.

I Looveeee "xj_liana_tx". Hers is hilarious, yet sad at the same time.
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 06:58 PM
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i'm on a hidden camera show and if you give me money you win a car.
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 07:51 PM
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i'm on a hidden camera show and if you give me money you win a car .


hahas thats funny ;x
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 08:27 PM
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i rap/freestyle for money.
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE(blowpops69 @ Nov 13 2004, 5:46 PM)
this old sneaker is all i have left to eat. please help me

ahhha i find that so funny but i would write

"either give me money now or i'm going to follow you for the rest of the day"
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 08:51 PM
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"This is my Halloween Costume, gimme a buck if you like it"
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 08:57 PM
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QUOTE(xnofearx @ Nov 13 2004, 6:51 PM)
"This is my Halloween Costume, gimme a buck if you like it"

that's nicee...xD

" Give me money or i'll bite you "
^ couldn't think of anything else ..

Everybody else is nice and funny ..
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 08:59 PM
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post Nov 13 2004, 09:02 PM
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post Nov 13 2004, 09:37 PM
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.::sweet on you::.
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"will work for money"
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 09:47 PM
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"Give me money or I'll kill you," and have some bulging rock in my coat that looks like a gun.
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 11:33 PM
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QUOTE(sweet dreams x3 @ Nov 13 2004, 6:50 PM)
I'll give you my sharpie if you give me money.

hahahaha. that`s funny.

"donate because you know i have dignity"

*100th post biggrin.gif
 
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post Nov 13 2004, 11:56 PM
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"If you give me money, I'll let you sniff my sharpie. Have a nice day."

or

"Give me money for alcohol, drugs, and a hooker (hey, at least I'm not bullsh*tting you)." ^That's so old, but still makes me laugh.
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 12:01 AM
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IM A POOR DUDE, ONLY A SHARPIE, AN OLD SNEAKER, AND A CARDBOARD BOX, PLZ DONATE MONEY FOR ME!! Lowest $1000000000000000000000 happy.gif
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 04:03 AM
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post Nov 14 2004, 04:17 AM
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post Nov 14 2004, 12:46 PM
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i will eat you if you don't give me your spare change. dont look at me like that. i know what you're thinking.
 
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post Dec 12 2004, 02:51 AM
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i'll eff your for some cash.. oh what, i don't look effable? take me to your house, bathe me, clothe me, eff me, pay me

damn you always crak me up

anyways i would say
"b1tch you get over here right now and give me the fuk money. what? i can't here motherfuk"
lol jk heres the real one:
"God bless you, please provide me some shelter, clothes, blah & blah, and i will love you forever."
 
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post Dec 12 2004, 03:17 AM
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i'd live back in the Hoover day's because everyone was a hobo too.. and i'd live in a hooverville.
 
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post Dec 12 2004, 03:18 AM
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post Dec 12 2004, 07:13 AM
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hobo's make me sad cry.gif
ill probably end up being one of those people who gives 100 bucks to someone holding up one of those signs huh.gif if i ever had 100 bucks

i dunno what i would write cry.gif
 
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post Dec 12 2004, 07:27 AM
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QUOTE(juliar @ Nov 13 2004, 3:41 PM)
"I know you don't trust me, but please donate to me anyway."

i so agree with julia. i would write the same thing and also add some little happy angels, and a cross???? hehe^^;;
 
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