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9 things i hate about everyone
lyin_in_wait
post Nov 13 2004, 04:18 PM
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sarcasm hides what you really feel
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i warn u it has sum not nice language so yea

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room
for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is.
Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvementthen
there
must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest
damn
thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
 
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miss barnes
post Nov 13 2004, 05:38 PM
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i have seen this before, but a little bit different
 
redpeony
post Nov 14 2004, 02:19 AM
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we landed on the moon?
 
xtremeliquid
post Nov 14 2004, 02:56 AM
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Eh...uhm...I see your point.
 
inthemudhole
post Nov 14 2004, 08:13 PM
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Yep.
Seen this one before.
Still amusing, however. [chuckle]
 
sharerol
post Nov 14 2004, 08:16 PM
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that heaven is overrated
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QUOTE(InTheMudHole @ Nov 14 2004, 5:13 PM)
Yep.
Seen this one before.
Still amusing, however. [chuckle]

Yeah. I've seen it before. It's not funny, yet still amusing.
 
phantomgreen
post Nov 14 2004, 08:32 PM
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I LOVE green.....
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heehee funny laugh.gif .....but also somewhat cruel... mad.gif ....but it's funny though... laugh.gif
 
lil_shadow
post Nov 14 2004, 08:47 PM
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rawr.
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hahah funny =) i hate it wen people say DID U SEE THAT?
 
teenprincess
post Nov 14 2004, 08:49 PM
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I like it like that
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Lol, so true rolleyes.gif
 
xTINAA
post Nov 15 2004, 07:27 PM
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hello : )
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haha i agree and i liek this one best

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a
choice there, did ya sunshine?
 
xPartyGrlDx
post Nov 15 2004, 09:59 PM
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Saap!?
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QUOTE(lyin_in_wait @ Nov 13 2004, 4:18 PM)
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

laugh.gif the funniest one
 
LittleLulu
post Nov 16 2004, 12:02 AM
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mebi im wierd, but i thought it was hilarios!
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 11:40 PM
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man, i hate those ppl mad.gif they annoy the heck out of me

funny list though!
 
dreamerOi
post Nov 17 2004, 11:45 PM
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aiko Nakamura at your service
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hahaha i love it even though its a tinyyy bit mean still makes me think ahhaa.
 
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post Nov 19 2004, 08:24 AM
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oh...i read this before!
 
LuZz
post Nov 19 2004, 09:25 AM
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got this before as an email fwd. a few of them are true.
 
Dusck
post Nov 19 2004, 08:24 PM
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whoops, i do number 1 a few times! :(
 
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post Nov 20 2004, 01:14 AM
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those people are fun to laugh at, hard to stand rolleyes.gif
 
eli5e
post Nov 20 2004, 01:43 PM
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i seeeeeeee =P
 
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post Nov 20 2004, 04:06 PM
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Wow. You're stupid.

Congratulations! You get the I-Love-To-Curse-And-I'm-A-Dumbass Award! flowers.gif
 
queen
post Nov 20 2004, 04:12 PM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 20 2004, 1:06 PM)
Wow. You're stupid.

Congratulations! You get the I-Love-To-Curse-And-I'm-A-Dumbass Award! flowers.gif

i think he just got that off a site ;x so it wasn't really his curses ;P
 
LiLaZnGirL122
post Dec 1 2004, 12:01 AM
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.........
 
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post Dec 1 2004, 12:25 AM
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Here's YOUR sign. _dry.gif
 
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post Dec 1 2004, 01:16 AM
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Man all those things are true.. I think #1 is funny :D
 
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post Dec 1 2004, 06:51 AM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 20 2004, 4:06 PM)
Wow. You're stupid.

Congratulations! You get the I-Love-To-Curse-And-I'm-A-Dumbass Award! flowers.gif

he didn't write it.
 
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