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 Nov 5 2004, 07:50 PM
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 freedom  Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358  |
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kisses your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." The wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and thought you were cute. He asked if we had any vaseline, and I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"  ..........  .........
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Nov 5 2004, 08:19 PM
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 blah. Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,090 |
LMAO Funny joke
I get it .. 
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Nov 5 2004, 08:21 PM
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 I like it like that Group: Member Posts: 1,248 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 5,961 |
lol. that's funny
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| *wind&fire* |
Nov 5 2004, 09:08 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE IT!!!
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Nov 6 2004, 03:21 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
holy sh*t XD hahahaha i feel sorry for the husband
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Nov 7 2004, 01:08 AM
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 lick me Group: Member Posts: 3,044 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,013 |
LMAO.
Vaseline. haha. |
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Nov 7 2004, 02:19 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
hahaha. i thot it was KY jelly O.o
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| *Weird addiction* |
Nov 7 2004, 09:42 AM
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HAHA...that is soooooooo funni!!
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Nov 7 2004, 03:29 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
haha i can imagine the guys face
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Nov 7 2004, 04:21 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha...
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Nov 12 2004, 12:02 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
um.......... i dont' reALlly get it
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Nov 12 2004, 05:27 PM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
hhahaha funny...
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Nov 12 2004, 11:00 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao hahahaha funny
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