funny moments, with yur guy or crush Options

[lilxroxy]

well. the funniest so far is this one:

i was talking with "him" and then he said "my mom is gnna be gone for the week nxt week."

me: oh. thats cool. you have anything to eat or do you want be to bring you food. [as a joke]

him: you wnna come over???

me: wha the fcuk?!

him: yeah.

------later on-----

my friend: he probably thot you said "wanna fcuk"

me: ......

[MusicalAngel]

We wrestle... and then blame each other for the bruises.. aka "battle wounds" LoL. It's fun... and i know its not funny... but it is to me

[*Weird addiction*]

well. the funniest so far is this one:

i was talking with "him" and then he said "my mom is gnna be gone for the week nxt week."

me: oh. thats cool. you have anything to eat or do you want be to bring you food. [as a joke]

him: you wnna come over???

me: wha the fcuk?!

him: yeah.

------later on-----

my friend: he probably thot you said "wanna fcuk"

me: ......

so yeah my bf came over and wore new a new pant and it wuz hott and iyke i love ur "penis" instead of pant!! haha...ok it aint funni ....

[xquizit]

This was before me and him started dating, when I first had a crush on him.

We were in the cafeteria one day and he was walking with me as I was carrying my tray with plates and silverware. I was so caught up in the conversation that rather than placing the tray in the little dish receptacle, I went to the trash can and dumped the contents in there without even thinking about it. We didn't even realize what I just did til we heard the sound of plates and silverware clashing. He hasn't let me live it down til this day. He thinks I was "too sprung" to think straight.

Eh, I guess you had to have been there.

[TangoMango]

my former crush/now good friend Jason, pulled out a root beer from his backpack, and for some odd reason, i started cracking up... i even hyperventilated...all for a root beer. WEIRD i know ..the crazy things you do when your around a guy you like

[177emories]

sounds like u BOTH wanna fcuk..

[CherryChik07]

This is pretty lame.. and makes me sound really stupid.. but my boyfriend and I were talking about cars in the summer and how I saw one I wanted but it wasn't automatic.. and I said "well, I can't get that car.. because I will never drive a clutch." and he just looked at me.. then smiled and said, "you're right.. you never will DRIVE a clutch." then he started laughing.. lol. Not the funniest thing.. but it definitely makes us laugh when we talk about it now.

<3

[emrzz09]

^you mean it wasnt automatic? lol


Me and my boyfriend always have shaving cream fights. First to hit each other in the crotch wins . Its funny, we get the shaving cream alllll over the house. I always jump on his back to try to get him in the crotch, but he always body slams me onto the couch. It's fun. .

[picaso_smile]

My funniest moment wloud have to have been at a football game. THe cheerleaders always throw these inflatable stick things called "fan-ta-sticks" (Most people just call them Boom wackers) They're for making noise.

Anyways, we were watching the game and everyone is rowdy and hyper. So we started hitting eachother with them! Just smacking the crap out of people and tryin to steal them and stuff. Really immature but oh so fun. So he tries to take mine and I hang on to it and end up sliding into the bleachers.

The downside is now I have big bruises on my legs where the bleachers hit.

[dreamerOi]

theyr was a lot. cuase im clumsy -_-. but heres a recent one. haha. not too funny though. blah. i was at his house &i was going to sit down on his brothers bed. and all of a sudden it goes plop. im all omgosh how embarassing. and hes all "ahaa". and i was all "yikes" and hes all "dont worry about it was already broken" haha. then hes all "wers my hug" &im just all "another one" and so i went up to him to give him a hug then i tripped on his backpack. then i was all falling and he caught me. then we both tripped and i dno how but he got balance again and caught me but he got scrapped on his knee. blah. i suck. haha.

[happygoluckyng]

when he suddenly fell up the stairs....lmao...haha...I still remember

[miss_asian]

when my friend be vlumsy and tripped over the chair and trade fell out of her hand...hahaha that is soo funny man

[Shattered_Hope]

LMAO.

[whywasisostupid]

i had one yesterday with my crush. (i used to go out with this guy)

me and him were walking after school in the empty staircase.
he was walkin all slow + i asked 'hey whats the matter'
he said'i rember we used to hold each other here'
so i asked him liike 'we can right now if u want'
so i walked and sat down up against the wall and he sat down next to me and he wrapped his arm around me and then he turned my head and kissed me.
i was kinda like but then i liked this guy right so i asked him what he wanted to do.
and he was like 'i like being here with you' i was like awww. and i placed myself more on his chest like we used to and lied down on him. it was soo sweet.. i turned myself and i sat on his lap and we starting making out and this janitor comes in so we liked picked up our stuff and ran out holding hands <3

This post has been edited by blowpops69: Nov 17 2004, 06:58 PM

[aznhunnie6o1]

lol this happend on holloween. me and my ex bf watched the grudge that day. his mom walks into the bathroom and something drops. my bf thinks its like a hand and he jumps on me (i was laying down on the couch). then his mom walks by and sees us, she stops and gives us that "wtf" look and i just start crackin up like hell cause she didnt think we were goin out. so the next day (i slept over with another friend) she calls and she asks him if he's eatten yet blah blah blah and then she goes "why'd u jump on ur friend yesterday?" and he goes "cause i got scared" it was SOO funny!!

ehh u gize mite not have thot it was funny but it was funny to me. lol

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

when i was sitting with my girlfriend on the counch, we were huddled together and i had my hand in her back packets , and her dad strolls by, such an awkward momment =/

[lilxroxy]

whoa. lotsa funny moments thurR.



glucks with yur crushes ppl ( :

[LiNHy POO]

ooo i remember this! my ex and i were were walking around at this food feastival last year... well he was walking pretty slow soo i placed my hands on his butt and pushed him to walk faster.... then he farted! i was like wtf? AAAHHHHH! i was wiping my hands on him... and he was laughing saying thats what you get for rushing me. haha i dont grab any more butts because of him.

[teeners4]

haha i dont have one but my two friends have one this was from a few months ago and they're still not together yet

over the phone:
the guy: hey what's up?
the girl: nothing much
the guy: i was just wondering..... do you want to go watch a movie saturday?
the girl: yea sure!
the guy: really?
the girl: can tina come?



by the way tina is me~ haha~ and after when the girl realized the guy was asking her out she phoned me and was all then after that the guy phoned me and was all

i think they're so meant to be. but nothings happening yet

[Suesterrx]

this happend.. in a snow day..
me and my friends were joking around, because we all wore marshmellow jackets.. they were like huuuge.. we wore like 100000 layers so we looked like sumo wrestlers.. and these guys came, [the popular guys in my school] and they threw a snowball at me.. and couldnt keep my balance because my coat was too humungo, and i just toppled over like a toy. and my friends were laughing.. and when i finally got up, i started to chase after them, then i fell again.. so i just threw my jacket on the snow and ran after them, and one of them fell, and the other one i accidently kicked them in the arse and he fell too.

[s0pnayish]

We wrestle... and then blame each other for the bruises.. aka "battle wounds" LoL. It's fun... and i know its not funny... but it is to me

me and my boyfriend do that too when we're bored. it's fun, but i always end up getting hurt by bumping my head on something. But me being so stubborn, I still end up wrestling with him until I win

[jennifish]

ahahah. i read it as wannafcuk. haahh oops

[eversosweet]

my and mah bf were hugging, and at the same time walking/moving backwards we didn't see where we were going and landed in the bushes

[lilxroxy]

ooo i remember this! my ex and i were were walking around at this food feastival last year... well he was walking pretty slow soo i placed my hands on his butt and pushed him to walk faster.... then he farted! i was like wtf? AAAHHHHH! i was wiping my hands on him... and he was laughing saying thats what you get for rushing me. haha i dont grab any more butts because of him.

lmao. that happened to me too

[NvieDi3ai3yGrL]

ahaha that's pretty damn cuteee ;D ..

hmmmm funny moment .. my baby and i have tons of those .. i'll have to think and pick one to post here haha =]

[lilxroxy]

ohkay. so i went to HKG for honor band last week. and this relli cute guy uses and thinks of all the excuses to hug me.
such as:
"how do you hug ppl, i hug them like this" *hug*
"i need a hug, i feel so lonely" [when no one is arnd]
etc etc.

and he`s one of the horniest guys i knw..

so that day when we`re in the airport at taipei, at the immigrant thing. there`s this carpet that has a certain width in a diff color that says "waiting line" so he was stepping on it. and his feet length are exactly the same as the width. [which is pretty small]

me: @@ you have small feet
him: i knw.. *pulls me relli close to him*
me: -____- what?!
him: you knw guys with small feet have longer dicks.
me: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..why the eff yu telling me this?!
him: *wiggles eyebrows* yu wnna check it owt?

------x3

i swear, he caught me offguard.

[sheepy]

oh hmm we went to watch the grudge. nd gosh was that scary; i kicked and hit him a lot. well not on purpose; i was trying to cover my eyes LOLL. and ears.

[sunissed14127]

hmmm....i think the funniest would be him shaking his ass in my face lol...it was pretty dang funny

[HelloSunshine]

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[Br0kenxImag3]

Haha, This one isnt really funneh but:

Last year I was behind the bleachers at a football game with some friends. I was all hyper and was swinging around...I didnt see my friends Boyfriend {{now ex}} and I accidentally punched him O___O He fell backwards crying. I went to hug him and started laughing for no reason. Kassie {{My friend n his ex}} Was stareing at me and all pissed off that I was hugging her boyfriend so She went to hug him and he pulled away and I fell over laughing

[HelloSunshine]

^ omgsh..haha how emabarrasing lol

[LiLaZnGirL122]

it was halloween and we were all at apark i was on da swing and on da phone wit my mom and he was like next to me and i was eatin his candy lol and den like i started to spin and i feel IT WAS EFFING EMMBARASSING!! he was like wOw r u okai lol

[lilxroxy]

^ahahahahahah. wow..^

[xheavenzcentzx]

omg i think i could die laughing, I WAS havng a bad day but hey thx to this im laughing my ass off you guys are great

[1--GIRL]

He was at my house for this school project and he was on the computer and I wanted him to get off the computer and he wouldn't so I pulled his sweatshirt like really hard and he fell down.

[*Weird addiction*]

ok heres another one,i was at my boyfriends room,then his friend came with his gf,then we talked...bla bla, my bf said he was going to get something from the fridge and his friend's gf said she was going to the bathroom so that left me and my bf's friend,we were alone ....i was holding an hair pin and it feel under the bed,so i was looking for it but i couldng find it,so my bf's friend said he would help me,so we both went under the bed looking for the pin then my bf and my bf's friend's gf walked in and saw us together,squeezing under the bed,they didnt see our heads just our legs,mine was on top of his! it was sooo funny,but it took like an hour to convince my bf that we were just looking for an hair pin which was never recoverd...

[_sarcastic_]

one was when we were playing on the escalator (don't ask why) and we didn't see it coming to and end cause we were facingthe other way. he tripped first then i saw it i started laughing, and i tripped ontop of him it was pretty funny. People were all staring at us as if we were some weirdos.

the other one was when we were watching this scary movie (forgot what the movie was) well at the shocking parts, i would jump and smack him so hard on the chest. but then later on, becuase we were holding hands, and our hands were on his lap, i jumped and hit him *there* .... omg it must've hurt

[literemix24]

lol this really made my day.. =]

[lilxroxy]

hahaha, it sure does.

[lilxroxy]

ok heres another one,i was at my boyfriends room,then his friend came with his gf,then we talked...bla bla, my bf said he was going to get something from the fridge and his friend's gf said she was going to the bathroom so that left me and my bf's friend,we were alone ....i was holding an hair pin and it feel under the bed,so i was looking for it but i couldng find it,so my bf's friend said he would help me,so we both went under the bed looking for the pin then my bf and my bf's friend's gf walked in and saw us together,squeezing under the bed,they didnt see our heads just our legs,mine was on top of his! it was sooo funny,but it took like an hour to convince my bf that we were just looking for an hair pin which was never recoverd...

ooooooh. haha. tisktisk. he must`ve been jealous.

[hiromi]

hmmm let's see... last year, the guy I liked was my lab partner in science. Well, he really likes to fool around, so he started stealing all my books while I wasn't looking. So then I ended up stealing some of his pencils, and then I kicked him. then we both started kicking eachother during class and we got sent out into the hallway >_>;;

Another times was this year during english class, and he used to sit in front of me. So we ended up talking alot while the teacher is lecturing us (well not talking... more like laughing about random stuff o_O), and all of a sudden: "Jen and Henry (that's his name... don't make fun of it >.>), please stop talking. What kind of interesting topic would you two be talking about while I am speaking?" and everyone in our class looks at us... /._.\

I have alot more, but I don't feel like making a long post -_-

[xLil SweetnezZx]

well-i crack up over anything. even the disgusting jokes he makes like:
"The first job I ever had was at a pickle factory. I got fired dore putting my finger in the pickle slicer. *points at me* Guess she got fired too."
Mostly I laughed cuz I was embarassed.

But one really funny time was when we got into a footfight and I nearly kicked him in the balls

[*salcha*]

i had one yesterday with my crush. (i used to go out with this guy)

me and him were walking after school in the empty staircase.
he was walkin all slow + i asked 'hey whats the matter'
he said'i rember we used to hold each other here'
so i asked him liike 'we can right now if u want'
so i walked and sat down up against the wall and he sat down next to me and he wrapped his arm around me and then he  turned my head and kissed me.
i was kinda like  but then i liked this guy right so i asked him what he wanted to do.
and he was like 'i like being here with you' i was like awww. and i placed myself more on his chest like we used to and lied down on him. it was soo sweet.. i turned myself and i sat on his lap and we starting making out and this janitor comes in    so we liked picked up our stuff and ran out holding hands <3

hahhahha

[xone_last_breath...]

Oh god, these are all so funny.. I have to think of one that me and my crush had...

Hmm well one was .. I was working on a French project with my friend Tara and we were sitting in the square (its like a hallway only its like this big empty space with tables in it and classrooms surround it..) and then my crush came up behind me and I didn't know he was there and I turned around really fast and I elbowed him in the arm ... and he was like OWW.. and then he started laughing and I burst out laughing... it doesn't sound funny, I guess you'd have to be there to think it funny..

Also..

K nevermind, my mind is COMPLETELY blank.. Oh well.. haha

[malimars]

I was doing laundry in the basement once and my crush was coming down to talk to me and he fell down the stairs right on top of me it was f**king halarious ........

[KawaiiChibiGirl]

Um. This was painful. Literally. Okay, so I swinging on the swings right next to my crush. When he started to talk to me, I was kinda shocked (cuz not many ppl talk to me on the swings.), and my jacket got caught on the swing's chain, and Iflew right off the swing. I was pretty high in the air. (I was flying! WHHHHEEEEE!!!!! ) I landed right on my back in the sand. And then the swing came right back at me. Ouch!!!!!!! Since, my crush was thinking I was trying to impress him, he was laughing, but he asked me if I was alright and all. Ever since then, we've became close friends! (was it worht the fall though? *sighs*)

[shortiiex]

lol.....my story isn't that funny...but it was the funnist between us....but you had to be there to get it

[MzShortieAlli]

My bf and I haven't had our really funny moments yet, but i was watching MtV MADE and like there's this one guy who wanted to get closer to his crush so he decided to take a dancing class so she would join him. And like one day they're just working out, and he starts doing pushups to impress her and so she gets on him while he's doing the push-ups and he farts on her hahahaha

[No1_2_NoBody13]

OK...we have bitting contest...and well one day it got a little far and they were all over us...well the next day at school were all looking at them and stuff....well my friend sees one on my belly like right below my boob...and hes like "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM THATS NOT MINE" and hes just blowing up at me...well we can always tell which one is ours well he has this special tooth with like a werid way it marks people and i showed him like a day later when you could see it better and he was just...oops...it was so funny cuz we made this BIG scene in the halls...so now he marks where he bites me...

[lilxroxy]

you guys made my day again

[iwalkbackwards]

Me and my boyfriend were hiding out at my family reunion, and we were at the top of on of those twisty slides....and we kind of fell, and got all tangled going down the slide and I was cracking up. It was hilarious. We ended up on the ground, me bleeding, and laughing, with everyone staring at us...

[parallel]

i had one yesterday with my crush. (i used to go out with this guy)

me and him were walking after school in the empty staircase.
he was walkin all slow + i asked 'hey whats the matter'
he said'i rember we used to hold each other here'
so i asked him liike 'we can right now if u want'
so i walked and sat down up against the wall and he sat down next to me and he wrapped his arm around me and then he turned my head and kissed me.
i was kinda like  but then i liked this guy right so i asked him what he wanted to do.
and he was like 'i like being here with you' i was like awww. and i placed myself more on his chest like we used to and lied down on him. it was soo sweet.. i turned myself and i sat on his lap and we starting making out and this janitor comes in  so we liked picked up our stuff and ran out holding hands <3

Aww that's so sweet and romantic! I wish my ex was like that!!

Anywho..lol..a lot of funny stuff happened way back when, when I was as happy as all get out..( ) but this one happened in like..5th grade..when we were good friends..ok well we went to the movie together (with my mom and my friend ) and after we got out of the movie when my mom was taking us home..he sat by me, and I started eating an onion bagel and he was all.."You shouldn't eat that..something fatal might happen knowing you.." I stopped eating and nearly choked on my bagel cuz I was thinking "How does he know me so well like that?!" Haha..and sure enough I like..oh gosh..I farted on him! And he was laughing freakin hard and he said.."See I told you, you shouldn't have eaten that bagel!" Eh..so embarrassing..and recently when we were going out I brought it up and he's all.."Yeah I thought that that was a little weird.." And then he started laughing..haha..my mom said that we sounded like an old married couple.. Oh darn..here comes the memories..but yeah..spur of the moment thing..

[whywasisostupid]

me and him sitting on the roof of his car, looking up at the stars.

he's holding me, and he whispers in my ear.
"you're weird"

way to ruin the moment.

[lilxroxy]

^awwwwww.

[EmmalieV]

a funny moment just happened yesterday he went to go to his car then i was about to run cause i though the lady who lived upstairs was giing to start talking shit , then he started to laugh and was like you were going to run werent you i just didnt say anything lol.

yeah its funny too me =)

[danishcookiez]

haha, i cant remember any, but i'll post my friend's

they were both walking down a trail in the middle of the night
my friend's crush: it's such a beautiful night
my friend: (spazzes out) er... that's such a beautiful building *points to a building*
my friend's crush: um... yea... it's made of glass
my friend: ... yea, glass is good, very good


another one of my friends was walking with her boyfriend down the street. she was walking a little bit ahead of him, so she reached her hand back to grab his hand. but instead, she accidentally grabbed his crotch!!

[azn hunni xox]

So many

My Friend: (starts laughing)
Us: What?
Other person: (looks under table and starts laughing)
Him: What're you guys laughing about?
My Friend: Look under the table!
Me and Him: (looks under the table and sees his recorder hanging in between desks, which was in a brown case) EEW!

Hehe, we were all in a table group if it doesn't make sense... and me and him were beside eachother and we said eeew at the exact same time... Haha okay, not funny... but it was kinda cute...

[MadnessDog]

OK once...sice I'm a band geek we hang out in the band room a lot. Well me, my crush, and a couple of my friends were in this all county thing...so we were at this totally different school eating out dinner, and he bought this slim jim. Now he's waving it around in my face and my friend stephany was having very wrong thoughts about this (go figue) the way he was saying "look...I got Beef!...Don't touch my Beef!" So I grab the slim Jim and throw it away...and he's like "You threw away my beef!" It may not seem very funny now...but you would have had to be there. another time was

Flash: Look! I found a bouncy Ball!
Me: thats great flash
Flash: W00t! look at it bounce. Watch this. (throws the ball up and caths it in his mouth)
Me: eeeew! flash thats discusting!
Flash: Yuck!...now I have to go wash out my mouth (goes into bathroom to wash bouncy ball and mouth out)
Me: wow flash
Flash: (comes back out and pulls a stray hair off the bouncy ball) I wonder who's hair this is?"
that was in 8th grade...but I still remember that like it was yeterday

[cartoon_queen]

um... ok i have one well over the last summer i met my boyfriend, we met on internet, well he lived close to me and he came down for a couple of days my friends pairents let them come up there were three guys and than three of us girls well mine and me went to go fill up some gas cans for my mom she wanted to mow the lawn, well at the time i was realy bad about getting gas i never pay attention , well we went to this fairly small gas station and wer the only ones there laughin and makin faces at eachother he was in front of me while i was fillin up the gas can well he says somthin lookin down about somthin bad gonna happen i looked up and was like what? than bam the can was filled over flowing i kinda freakded didnt let go of the trigger and lifted it out of the can and i covered him in gas, i felt soooooo bad he just said owwwww it burns , and to make it worse a bunch of biker guys showed up and started pointin and laughin askin my guy if he had an accident, he just said before we left , i hope you dont have a lighter i dont trust you nuf to just light me up, i felt sooooo bad but it was cute,

and another one he was watchin movie and i snuck up and put a cold pop on his back if u have ever done that its quite funny, but he just jumped up sayin somthin wierd hehe funnies.
over and out cartoon queen

[`SWTWiNKLE3YES]

oh yea i remember one -- it was in 5th grade .. i `acidentally` (sarcasm) called him and i think his mom answered and she called back and the mom was like "did u call us?" and i said no. the next day, he asked me if i called his house .. i denied xD

[Rachel]

ahahah okay, my boyfriend and i have decided that his parents bedroom is now off limits.

before we started going out, we were watching TV in their room and we all of a sudden are making out, hardxcore mind you, and his DAD walks in...holy snap that was embarassing.

then just the other day we were watching TV on their bed again and we were hooking up again and his MOM walks in and was like ummm NOT ON MY BED...

it sounds embarassing but was actually kind of funny

[CUTEBUNNY160]

um... funny moment. i triped and crashed into a locker when my crush was walking by

[angelrevelation]

hmm there hasnt really been anything "between" us, but he does some really hilarious stuff in class

[Rogue_Ewok]

My honey and I meow at each other.

[FLIPxADDICTION]

This happened over the summer when my crush was over my house.
Him: He jumps on my parents bed and rolls onto the floor*
Me: What are you doing??
Him: I'm trying to get you to notice me.
Me: Well it's working.
Him: Great! Want a TicTac??

it was random but he made me get a great feeling inside

[ItzOnlySydney]

the first time i saw my crush i thought he was so kute i dropped my binder on accident and everything spilled out

[cookiedough19]

Hhhmm, well they're are two things I find particuarly funny:

Before me and my ex were dating, when we had just met in class. I sat behind him, and we had a sub, so we start talking, afew dayus later I'm in that class again. The guy who will become my now ex turns around to say something to me, and stops mid-sentence. Then I hear my bestfriend who is also in that class go: "I SAW THAT!" I had been wearing a low cut shirt. When I look up my friend is cracking up and hes all red. It soon became aparant that he was looking down my shirt.


Then months later I am now dating the guy above. They're something you must understand to find this funny, my friends and I give each other condoms as jokes. So were messing around and I am suddenly holding a condom.

He asks: "What are you gonna do with that?"
My answer: "I'm gonna blow it up and make balloon animals with it. What do you think?"
Needless to say we both end up laughing.

[yellowgurl]

hahaha.. we were watching a movie and i was leaning on his shoulder or sumthing my best frd and her bf was next to us and then i was eating popcorn nearly choked.

[GodsBrokenAngel0...]

lol this happend on holloween. me and my ex bf watched the grudge that day. his mom walks into the bathroom and something drops. my bf thinks its like a hand and he jumps on me (i was laying down on the couch). then his mom walks by and sees us, she stops and gives us that "wtf" look and i just start crackin up like hell cause she didnt think we were goin out. so the next day (i slept over with another friend) she calls and she asks him if he's eatten yet blah blah blah and then she goes "why'd u jump on ur friend yesterday?" and he goes "cause i got scared" it was SOO funny!!

Dude like the same thing happened to me!!! weird!!

x3
Kristin aka Angel

[wincyyellow]

lol...then did u come over?
that would be great!

[*lolita kitty*]

meh, my crush lives down the street from me, no less.
sometimes he comes over to play basketball with my stepbrother
and mind you that this is any random time
so yeah, when i answer the door sometimes i dont look my "best"
... imagine that

[lilxroxy]

haha, i cant remember any, but i'll post my friend's

they were both walking down a trail in the middle of the night
my friend's crush: it's such a beautiful night
my friend: (spazzes out) er... that's such a beautiful building *points to a building*
my friend's crush: um... yea... it's made of glass
my friend: ... yea, glass is good, very good
another one of my friends was walking with her boyfriend down the street. she was walking a little bit ahead of him, so she reached her hand back to grab his hand.  but instead, she accidentally grabbed his crotch!!

LMAO. NIIICE ( x

[*jeanna*]

when i get uncomfortable when we kiss i always blow air into his mouth like when i need to get up for air. or he sticks his tongue in my mouth and i suck on it and bite it. not like a fricken food or anything, just in a playful way. we always laugh and yeah, it isn't any freaky shit or anything, but we always end up laughing after "making out"

[danishcookiez]

oo i remember one

well, my boyfriend and i were making out, and i had gum in my mouth. well, we opened our mouths partially for a little air, and the wind blew my hair into my mouth. out came my gum, and the wind blew my hair back in his face, so voila, the gum ended up on his cheek. =/

well, another time, we got to second base in Central Park ( ), and all of a sudden, a whole pack of dogs and dog owners come down the trail! we had thought that area was secluded, but it ended up getting the crap scared outta us

[5ayuri]

ooo i remember this! my ex and i were were walking around at this food feastival last year... well he was walking pretty slow soo i placed my hands on his butt and pushed him to walk faster.... then he farted!  i was like wtf? AAAHHHHH! i was wiping my hands on him... and he was laughing saying thats what you get for rushing me. haha i dont grab any more butts because of him.

haha thats REALLY funny.LMAO

[LeSLiE]

lol.
One time my boyfriend told me "Hey Leslie, did you know that if you say 'turtle' really slow, it sounds like gullible?" and then I was all "TUUUUUURRRRTLLEEE" and he started cracking up.
That's not the funniest, but it's the first one that came to my head.
My boyfriend and I have so many funny moments. God, I love him.

[xXirockhardXx]

This happened over the summer when my crush was over my house.
Him: He jumps on my parents bed and rolls onto the floor*
Me: What are you doing??
Him: I'm trying to get you to notice me.
Me: Well it's working.
Him: Great! Want a TicTac??

it was random but he made me get a great feeling inside

Awwww thats so cute. Unfortunately (sp?) I dont have a boyfriend and i dont talk to my crush. Oh wait i just remembered one day me and Maria were doing this stupid report about fashion history so Maria was all like look theres Josh! (my crush) And we were laughing histarically(sp?) but no one notticed and when i turned around Josh was behind us just looking at us like were carzy. yeah i turned so red from the face.

[lilxroxy]

HAHAHAHA. oh god. you guys are so smart.

[secretXoshadow]

here's a funny moment with my crush/best guy pal. well we went to the mall together ... and like we were in CVS. and he was like omg torrie! like lets go to the condoms !! and said it all loud ... and we're only 14. but w.e i thought it was funny. and like i was acting really rude. and he was like what's wrong. and i said "OMG BRYAN IM PMSING LEAVE ME ALONE!" and he was like um can you warn me the next time you have your monthly flow. anyway ... i thought it was funny ... afterwards. but then he was telling me about what condoms he would use. and i was laughing hysterically... the cashiers at CVS were staring at us. but w.e. then we went to rita's waterice and like i got a mango water ice ... and we were sitting and he knocked it out of my hand and i was like OMG bryan ... i was hungry ... and i started to cry. but i picked it up and ate it anyway. not the stuff that fell on the ground ... but the stuff that was still in the cup. anyway ... yeah ... well i thought it was funny. i guess you had to be there err something.

xoxO
torrie

[whywasisostupid]

La. he came over to my house during the night when he wasnt supposed to.

he climbed up my two story window just to see me. He got in, jumped into my bed, bounced off and landed in my closet. you had to be there.

[Gypsy Eyes]

Well it wasn't funny at the time, but we laughed about it today. During track i was doing high jump and my shirt got caught on the bar and came off completely. Right in front of the guy i like.

[xlaydee_v]

this happened afterschool with my crush and some other friends. well, at the park my guy friends take my shoe along with my friends for fun, throw it around, etc. well they took my friend's shoe, and like everyone was trying to get it back. it was like 10 boys&10 girls fighting over the shoe haha. anyways. we were all like surrounding my crush, cause he had it. &like i almost got it but then he tripped me&my friend down on the floor. so we were on the ground. then they moved&stepped ALL OVER ME! then my other friend, who is a bit chubby fell on top of me . after that, my crush fell too cause like my friends love beating him up so yeah. he was stepping&kicking my head it hurt&i was like exhausted. not to mention, my friend got bit in the ass

[xXMomoBubbleTeaX...]

Guys always wanna f**k they can't get over them horny selves..who can blame'em..lol..

[swe3ttemptasian]

i was sitting in my bf's arms and we were w/ other friends too. so we were talking about all the scary movies like exorcist. He knows i get freaks bout that stuff so we were just having this long convo bout that. Then his bro walks in and tries to scare all of us, and I basically screamed in his ear and jumped. He must be deaf.. ^____^

[pinayprincess]

playin round ...argg not much kuz i hardly see him, i only see hiz bez friends nd i usually spend mo tyme w/ them than w/ him [[which is sadd ]]

[blah1234567]

nothing really happend to me....i told my crush a joke and that was it. the joke was:

Q: why did dairy queen get pregnant?
A: Because Burger King forgot to wrap its whopper

[azngrl7691]

me and him sitting on the roof of his car, looking up at the stars.

he's holding me, and he whispers in my ear.
"you're weird"

way to ruin the moment.

omg i found that so funny lol and u guys and ur bfs/exs/crushes r so cute i wish my crush was liek that

[smilePiNAYstyle]

oh gosh one time i was talking to him online and he said something that he wasn't happy about .. instead of typing that 'sucks' - i typed that 'sex'. he always brings it up

[lila200098]

ooo i remember this! my ex and i were were walking around at this food feastival last year... well he was walking pretty slow soo i placed my hands on his butt and pushed him to walk faster.... then he farted!  i was like wtf? AAAHHHHH! i was wiping my hands on him... and he was laughing saying thats what you get for rushing me. haha i dont grab any more butts because of him.

that is freakin halarious!!! omg!!

[xwifeyd]

Before goin out with my bf we would flirt a lot like holdin hand durin lunch & ect. but we had this joke we would always do whenever one of us r wearin sweatpants we would try to pull then down in school but one day i saw him at the mall .. he said hi & then i said hi back then he left to look for shoes ... i followd him came up behind him & YANK he`s sweats down haha i couldnt stop laughin & he turnd reddd after that whole thing & now we`re goin out he would he wasn`t embrass at all

[l_baybeexgrl_l]

mMm, me and my bf always mess around.. we'd put each other in headlocks.. lol yeah.

well one time, i was using the computer.. he was poking me on the side.. i didn't pay attention, so i tried poking him behind my back, felt him bend over and his leg lifting up to 'dodge' my poke.. and he goes.. "WHOA you almost poked me there!"

[this_is_life]

once me and my friend called my crush using *67 and when he picked up... we started playing "toxic"- britney spears and then yeah we hung up...


oh and once me and my friend were waiting for our parents to pick us up from the wall so we called my crush using *67... agian... and then he picked up and then we talked... (he still didnt know who we were) and then he was all "where did you get my phone #?" and my friend was all "your ass" and he was all "oh ok then bye"

lol... yeah you had to be there... cause of the way he said it... it was funny

[JustAnotherTeena...]

Oh my gosh, y'all have made my day! XDDD

Hmm...I don't think I've had any super funny/embarrassing moments with my crush..well, a couple small things, but um..yeah. NO, WAIT. I HAVE ONE. Ugh..It was sooo embarrassing

Ok, well, first off, I need to say a few thing so that this'll make sense. My crush & I are homeschooled, & we both take co-op classes at a church. There's an hour break inbetween two of the classes, so I always hang with him & his friends during that hour. Anyways, we were hanging in a classroom for the break. It was my crush, me, & about three of his friends. In the classroom was a bowl of little sugar packets (for coffee) & my crush kept stealing some of the sugar & eating it. Lol, we were all just kinda joking around. My crush started getting hyper (mainly an act ) and so, I kept trying to keep him a way from the sugar. It was really fun, we were running around the room & he kept trying to get past me. We ended up in the front of the classroom. There were some long tables in there stretching from wall to wall & I was in the gap between the tables, blocking my crush from the sugar. Then I put my hands on the tables & lifted myself up & started swinging a little, playfully kicking my crush's feet/ankles. We were laughing, & then one of his friends all of a sudden said in a babyish-mocking voice- "Aww, look! They're flirting!" We were both like- "wtf? uh...?" We both kinda denied it. It was SO SO SSO SOOO EMBARRASSING!! omg But still funny when I think about it..heh.

But I WAS flirting & Hopefully he was too

[timeflies51]

Him: Have you heard of Rocky Mountain Oysters?
Me: Yeah, I tried them.
Him: YOU TRIED THEM???
Me: Oysters, yeah. Regular oysters.
Him: Oh, oh...do you know what they are?
Me: I don't think I wanna know.
(silence)
Him: They're bull's balls.
Me: I said I didn't wanna know!!!!


Don't ask me how we got on the subject.

[lAdDLuVeR1]

My crush, me and a few others were talking in school and we were doing amazing talents. So one girl was like I can lick my elbow, and I was like I can wiggle my ears. Then my crush was like i can do somethin funny with my nose. So he starts wiggling his nose ina really funny way and then the teacher walks in and she was like " Tim, take out your vocab book and copy the dictionay in the back." lol!! it was so funny

[hiromi]

Man, me and my crush ALWAYS do fun things... okay, maybe more like stupid things, but it's fun nevertheless XD

Example: We were learning about The Blues in english class, and out teacher gave us packets that had the terms that were most common in blues songs. One of them was crossroads, and I drew on my paper a crossroad with cars crashing in the middle. Then there was the term "hollered" and I drew a dude yelling out curse words. Then there was this term called "Strange fruit", so my crush drew this retarded tomato that he read in a manga once (and it's kind of our inside joke). The term after that is "The Thrill is gone", and he drew: USE VIAGRA! [Floppy short line] to [giant straight line that goes off the paper]!

Then that same day after school, I was walking to my friends house and I happened to pass by him, so we walked together (apparently he knew that I liked him), and then we're waiting in the corner. Now, the guy I like has long hair for a guy, so some people tend to mistake him as a girl. This highschool kid comes up to my crush with a videocamera and asks my crush "Can we see your boobs?" XD we were laughing like crazy!

yeah... >_>;

[Just_Dream]

Hahah actually there's been many instances where my boyfriend and I say funny things lol and we're dying from laughter haha.

Actually there was this one time where my boyfriend was sleeping on my arm and *ahem* he started drooling there was this lake on my arm and... Yea okay you get the picture.

After that he'd be laughing and he says in this ULTRA-CUTE way "EEEEEEWWWW" haha. I get so mad but I laugh afterwords lol. Hahah!

Okay maybe not just one time, a number of times. Ewww. T_T

[nothingless]

i fart on him. romantic, i know.

[syaoronsangel]

La. he came over to my house during the night when he wasnt supposed  to.

he climbed up my two story window just to see me. He got in, jumped into my bed, bounced off and landed in my closet. you had to be there.

LOL oh my gosh! That's so funny! Whoo. I'm okay.

[laugh2much]

theres this thing at school when we had this like field day thing and there was this blow up thing and i feel down and my crush feel on top of me and we were just laughing our butts off