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 Oct 29 2004, 10:58 PM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
Sorry if this offends anyone.
IRELAND “Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?” FRANCE “Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that? Aren’t the French just Germans who can make sauces?” ITALY “Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus? I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s! ” POLAND “Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?” GERMANY “Is this bratwurst kosher?” TURKEY “Where’s the hash at? It’s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?” KOREA “Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?” CHINA “This wall isn’t so great.” ENGLAND “Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?” SWEDEN “Do you have any normal meatballs? Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?” YEMEN “Yemen? That’s a stupid name for a country. What’s it mean -- ‘Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?” INDIA “You don’t live in teepees? Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?” ETHIOPIA “After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey – those flies sure love your pregnant son!” CANADA “You’re like Americans without money.” SPAIN “So, this is the country that’s not Portugal? Wow. Your women can shave if they want to, right? Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?” SOUTH AFRICA “I liked it better the other way.” MEXICO “What's that smell?” SAUDI ARABIA “Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car? Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?” RUSSIA “Is it always this cold and economically devastated?” UZBEKISTAN “Can you spell Uzbekistan?” GREECE “I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy." AFGHANISTAN “Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?” JAPAN “What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?” AUSTRALIA “How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?” AMERICA “Was John Wayne gay?” |
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Oct 30 2004, 12:38 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
Haha, some of them really made me laugh!
I love to laugh! |
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| *wind&fire* |
Oct 30 2004, 12:57 AM
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hahah they're good... oh so u guys do knoe that mel gibson is one of us... i think hes too american to become australian again...he doesnt even have his accent... u can keep him....
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Oct 30 2004, 03:23 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
no... hiroshima isnt sushi, god damnit, haha.
those were mean... but funny 
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Oct 30 2004, 01:42 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
lols tha wuz funnie..buh some of them are mean as tootsie kiddo said xP
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Oct 31 2004, 12:40 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 937 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,476 |
LMAO.
haha. the mexico one is funny.  and....ah damn they're all funny. |
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Nov 3 2004, 05:21 PM
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and amsterdamn has the drugs...
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Nov 3 2004, 07:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 515 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,039 |
hahaha. i liked the korea and sweden one =)
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Nov 4 2004, 08:10 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
Nice... hope no one actually asks them for fun cuz they are offensive in some way.
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Nov 4 2004, 10:57 PM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Oct 29 2004, 7:58 PM) CANADA “You’re like Americans without money.” LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL That's hilarious. =) |
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Nov 5 2004, 11:36 PM
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 .Im.not.your.star. Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,675 |
lol...that's great!
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Nov 6 2004, 10:40 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,084 |
lol.. very funny
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Nov 6 2004, 11:13 AM
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ETHIOPIA
“After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey – those flies sure love your pregnant son!” HAHAHA...u r sooo mean!! hahaa |
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Nov 6 2004, 01:31 PM
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 jellyfishing, jellyfishing Group: Member Posts: 1,174 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,185 |
lol those were pretty funny
 the china one was my favorite!
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Nov 6 2004, 08:20 PM
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Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Nov 6 2004, 11:13 AM) ETHIOPIA “After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey – those flies sure love your pregnant son!” HAHAHA...u r sooo mean!! hahaa  Muahahaha...
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Nov 10 2004, 06:12 PM
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 .::sweet on you::. Group: Member Posts: 509 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,753 |
rofl...haha...that's good..but kinda stereotypical...lol..is that a word?...haha
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Nov 13 2004, 05:50 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
QUOTE(happygoluckyng @ Nov 10 2004, 5:12 PM) rofl...haha...that's good..but kinda stereotypical...lol..is that a word?...haha yes STEROTYPICAL is a word the korea one is mean/funny the china one is funny england one is f**ked up but still funny india one is funny and sterotypical ethiopia one is mean and funny...actually that REALL f**ked up i dont get the southa africa one though |
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Nov 13 2004, 11:46 PM
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 i need an sn change. Group: Member Posts: 1,915 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,746 |
QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Oct 29 2004, 10:58 PM) CHINA “This wall isn’t so great.” ur right |
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