I'm tired!!, haha...cute joke |
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 Oct 27 2004, 02:26 PM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
I’m always tired. For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the Federal Government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time. there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. There are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And YOU'RE sitting on your ass reading damn computer jokes- well that leaves me to do all the work! 
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Oct 27 2004, 04:30 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
haha! that's cute!
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Oct 27 2004, 04:40 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
funny! i will have to remember that!
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Oct 27 2004, 08:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
i wasn't really good @ math..
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Oct 28 2004, 07:57 PM
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Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
i didnt actually do tha math myself, but i thought this was funny ^^
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Oct 29 2004, 07:22 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
*lol* I've heard that a few times.
I'm not sure about the data... but it's definitely one of the funny Internet jokes! XP |
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Oct 29 2004, 03:04 PM
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 InfatuatedbyU Group: Member Posts: 334 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,209 |
lol. thats cute. I need to get a job soon.
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Oct 29 2004, 04:04 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,084 |
lol CUTe.
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Oct 29 2004, 10:52 PM
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 make me lala Group: Member Posts: 486 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,831 |
hahah imma calculate that data one day. lol
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Oct 29 2004, 11:00 PM
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 hello : ) Group: Official Member Posts: 4,227 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,139 |
hahahahahh that one is really funny
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Oct 30 2004, 12:29 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
nice one.
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Oct 30 2004, 01:07 AM
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hmmmm.... my brain hurt from all the numbers...
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Oct 30 2004, 01:43 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
okay..i really shouldn't try to do the calculations..XP lols buh its funnie!! XP
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Oct 30 2004, 01:50 PM
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 jonathan rhys meyers. Group: Member Posts: 954 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,013 |
LOL..thats the best one so far...
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Oct 31 2004, 09:13 PM
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nice
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Oct 31 2004, 09:23 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,084 |
cute ..lol
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Nov 6 2004, 01:05 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
heh..
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