worst pick up line, this actually happened |
 Oct 21 2004, 07:07 PM
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Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 39 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,869  |
In US history one of the seniors ( my class contains 21 people : 2 seniors, 1 german junior, 9 sophmores and the rest are freshman, as am i. We were debating supreme court cases and he ( kyle one of the 18 yr old seniors was the only one against us, i only talked with him ( kyle ) my soph friend from forever ago, jared, and the german junior, and well we were talking outside the group and just talking politics and fun stuff ( hes allowed to vote, crazy ass bush supporter ), so he goes "when i become gov. of NJ none of this would happen i'd have final say and thats it" i golaughing " just dont have an affair with a man like the one now" ( i love gay people and am in compleate support of thier rights so no bashing was intended ) And he goes that tight lipped smile and shake of his head,laughs a little and goes "nooo" i laugh and go :"i dunno, i dont know you, for all i know you could be . . ." He gets up towards me and nudges me saying " wanna go to the bathroom and find out?"
hysterical but utterly wrong if your thinking of the massive age difference ( freshman, 14 ), i took it for what it was; a joke, but the teacher unfortunatly did not. anything like this happen to you? |
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Oct 21 2004, 07:10 PM
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not really... people dont like me... im too "quiet"... pft... i could care less of what they say though... but if someone did try to do that to me, i would just glare... glaring is funn
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Oct 21 2004, 07:10 PM
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 Junkie's Running Dry Group: Member Posts: 317 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,797 |
That's...odd.
Shoulda had sex with him while you had the chance. XD |
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Oct 21 2004, 07:14 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 39 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,869 |
soo should have, hes attactive as all hell
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| *CEP* |
Oct 21 2004, 07:26 PM
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QUOTE(trainspotting0116 @ Oct 21 2004, 5:14 PM) soo should have, hes attactive as all hell Then why didn't you? Age doesn't matter. Sex is sex. I'd kill to be propositioned by someone atleast 3 years older than me... - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Oct 21 2004, 08:15 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
QUOTE(CEP @ Oct 21 2004, 7:26 PM) Then why didn't you? Age doesn't matter. Sex is sex. I'd kill to be propositioned by someone atleast 3 years older than me... - Chinkieeyedpnoi i'm only a year older, but wanna go eff in the bathroom rite now?? 
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Oct 21 2004, 10:10 PM
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 bite my butt Group: Member Posts: 54 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,458 |
lol.. im not much of a lust type of person but that does seem like a funny type of situation
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| *krnxswat* |
Oct 21 2004, 10:45 PM
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So did you say yes?
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Oct 21 2004, 11:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,520 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 200 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Oct 21 2004, 10:45 PM) So did you say yes? I woulda  
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Oct 22 2004, 12:25 AM
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if that heppened to me, i'd be like "ok, but i'd have to ask my boyfriend first.  "..hahahhaha LMAO...ok mebi it wasn't that funnny 
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Oct 22 2004, 12:37 AM
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 ~The CB Advice Giver~ Group: Member Posts: 505 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,021 |
hell...i woulda..well, if it was a girl saying that to me and she was my age, but that aint gonna happen
 but anyways..yeah..weird pickup line.. Love is love Sex is sex Kissing is great lets try it next 
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Oct 22 2004, 03:27 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
ahahs. good enough. eff him
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Oct 22 2004, 05:27 AM
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Gackt's Wife Group: Member Posts: 411 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,549 |
QUOTE(Oreo_bro @ Oct 22 2004, 12:37 AM) hell...i woulda..well, if it was a girl saying that to me and she was my age, but that aint gonna happen but anyways..yeah..weird pickup line.. Love is love Sex is sex Kissing is great lets try it next haha yea >.< |
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| *wind&fire* |
Oct 22 2004, 06:16 AM
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laugh it was a joke!
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Oct 22 2004, 07:56 AM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
LETS do it! haha!
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Oct 22 2004, 06:03 PM
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 i need an sn change. Group: Member Posts: 1,915 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,746 |
i had this happen
"man ur pants must b mirrors cuz i can see myself in them" 700 post |
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Oct 27 2004, 10:04 PM
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 ...and this is me.. Group: Member Posts: 3,518 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,899 |
lol .
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Nov 20 2004, 11:25 AM
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haha yea its your call
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Nov 20 2004, 01:07 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
yeah..i was walking around the college with a friend before class started and she brought me over to this petition and said to sign it blah blah blah..so i said okay and..
guy::sign here here.. then i was sitting there signing guy::yeah so..are you still modeling?? me::what?? guy::are you still modeling?? me::uhhh..i...dont...model..i never have.. guy::oh really?? so that wasnt you on the cover of cosmo?? me::uhhh no?!  guy::Well you`re pretty enough to be. me::thanks..... *time passes* im too short to be a model anyway guy::nooo how tall do you have to be?? me:: like 5`9 at the shortest guy::how tall are you?? me::5 foot exactly..  guy::oh..well you`re gorgeous..can i give you my number??  it was weird..but cute |
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Nov 20 2004, 11:49 PM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
hahaha thats funny! you should've said, "ok, you, me, bathroom, now."
so did you go?
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Nov 21 2004, 12:38 AM
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 There is a light that never goes out.... Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,044 |
QUOTE(TiNaBaBY074 @ Nov 20 2004, 1:07 PM) guy::yeah so..are you still modeling?? me::what?? guy::are you still modeling?? me::uhhh..i...dont...model..i never have.. guy::oh really?? so that wasnt you on the cover of cosmo?? me::uhhh no?! guy::Well you`re pretty enough to be. me::thanks..... *time passes* im too short to be a model anyway guy::nooo how tall do you have to be?? me:: like 5`9 at the shortest guy::how tall are you?? me::5 foot exactly.. guy::oh..well you`re gorgeous..can i give you my number?? ^^ That's a really good one.  Now... the worst one ever.... my friend Adam. His pickup line of choice was (please forgive the obscenity) "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?" Sickening, no? Yet, somehow, he got a million girlfriends with that horrid line. 
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Nov 21 2004, 01:22 AM
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 I like it like that Group: Member Posts: 1,248 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 5,961 |
QUOTE(ShadowPixie @ Nov 21 2004, 12:38 AM) ^^ That's a really good one. Now... the worst one ever.... my friend Adam. His pickup line of choice was (please forgive the obscenity) "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?" Sickening, no? Yet, somehow, he got a million girlfriends with that horrid line. what are you talking about? that's a great pick up line. |
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Nov 21 2004, 01:32 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,541 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,332 |
" Did you just fart, because YOU just blew me away."
So stupid.. |
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Nov 21 2004, 01:32 AM
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 GHETTO FABULOUS Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,223 |
DID IT HURT?
DID WHAT HURT? WHEN U FELL FROM HEAVEN MOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNOW MY CALCULUS IT GOES U+ME=US! |
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Nov 21 2004, 10:40 AM
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 WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 |
QUOTE(PiMPCESS_JADA @ Nov 21 2004, 12:32 AM) DID IT HURT? DID WHAT HURT? WHEN U FELL FROM HEAVEN MOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNOW MY CALCULUS IT GOES U+ME=US! you're crazy. senior/freshman isn't that bad....... 
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