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funny chinese joke, it's racist-ish but funny
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post Oct 19 2004, 07:51 PM
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Q: How do Chinese parents name their kids?














A: They throw pots and pans at the wall.


Hahaha.. I thought that was pretty funny. Take note that I'm Chinese. So no one get offended.
 
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post Oct 19 2004, 08:09 PM
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LOL I heard that one before. Except that time I heard it, it wasn't nearly as funny.

I was at a waterpark, and there were these LOSER racists behind me. They started laughing at me and my friend (who's also Chinese), and said all these racist jokes. Including that one. When he said it, it was pretty lame, actually. Psh. Anyways, I got so pissed off that I kicked him right THERE, and he fell over. And that was that. LOL.

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post Oct 19 2004, 08:36 PM
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That wasn't even funny. And does you being chinese make it okay for you to make racist comments or something?
 
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QUOTE(th5418 @ Oct 19 2004, 6:36 PM)
That wasn't even funny. And does you being chinese make it okay for you to make racist comments or something?

Cheese and rice, what's your problem?
It's a JOKE.
It's not like I made it up. And because I'm Chinese, I'm trying to imply that it's not like I was trying to make fun of Chinese people.
 
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i so dont get it ... can you explain?
 
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post Oct 20 2004, 01:50 AM
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QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Oct 19 2004, 11:42 PM)
i so dont get it ... can you explain?

^ wut fcuk said.
 
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Like you know.. when you throw pots and pans at the wall? What kind of sound comes out..
 
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post Oct 20 2004, 08:46 AM
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I've heard this a while ago.
 
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post Oct 20 2004, 10:14 AM
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I thought it was - They drop silverware on the ground... oh well I dont know
 
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post Oct 20 2004, 04:45 PM
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Umm.. I dont get it?

Crash? lol Boom? =P
 
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that was fukt
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 02:45 AM
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lol thats funny
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 09:43 PM
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OMG, you are so effin' racist! That's so mean! I hate you now! mad.gif




















JK.
I love your joke. laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 21 2004, 11:20 PM
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lol i find that very funny !
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 03:34 AM
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i didn't see the humor in it

iono....i guesse im too chinese-y.... wacko.gif

but w.e...................yea.......*runs away*
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 10:12 PM
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hahahahahahahhahh that is pretty funny..lol
 
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post Oct 22 2004, 10:58 PM
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QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Oct 19 2004, 10:42 PM)
i so dont get it ... can you explain?

i dont get it 2... i dont even find this racist, its somewhat strange, lolz
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 01:46 AM
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Uhmm.. It's OK _smile.gif
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 12:18 PM
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so, chucking pans on the wall makes lee, wong, etc sounds? i don't find this funny stubborn.gif

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post Oct 23 2004, 02:43 PM
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the punchline is suppose to be, they throw a bunch of plates down the stairs and it went "ching chong"

something like that, i don't think its that funny tho
 
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QUOTE(laylooo @ Oct 23 2004, 11:43 AM)
the punchline is suppose to be, they throw a bunch of plates down the stairs and it went "ching chong"

something like that, i don't think its that funny tho

i dont get it still
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 05:59 PM
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I don't really get it either, but the joke's not made by a Chinese person, so naturally it will make no sense. It's coming from a person with no understanding of Chinese words and names.
 
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post Oct 23 2004, 08:32 PM
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QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Oct 23 2004, 5:59 PM)
I don't really get it either, but the joke's not made by a Chinese person, so naturally it will make no sense. It's coming from a person with no understanding of Chinese words and names.

Yeah I agree. ermm.gif
 
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post Oct 24 2004, 08:52 AM
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QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Oct 20 2004, 8:43 AM)
Like you know.. when you throw pots and pans at the wall? What kind of sound comes out..

....i`m still lost..

i guess i`m too stupid..
 
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post Oct 25 2004, 12:58 AM
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uhhh no.... that was really stupid..... i read a different 1 bedore its like wen they hav coins drop the ground.. but pretty stupid..
 
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