funny chinese joke, it's racist-ish but funny |
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funny chinese joke, it's racist-ish but funny |
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Q: How do Chinese parents name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans at the wall. Hahaha.. I thought that was pretty funny. Take note that I'm Chinese. So no one get offended. |
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gigi =p ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 ![]() |
LOL I heard that one before. Except that time I heard it, it wasn't nearly as funny.
I was at a waterpark, and there were these LOSER racists behind me. They started laughing at me and my friend (who's also Chinese), and said all these racist jokes. Including that one. When he said it, it was pretty lame, actually. Psh. Anyways, I got so pissed off that I kicked him right THERE, and he fell over. And that was that. LOL. =) |
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You guys are dumb. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 ![]() |
That wasn't even funny. And does you being chinese make it okay for you to make racist comments or something?
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QUOTE(th5418 @ Oct 19 2004, 6:36 PM) That wasn't even funny. And does you being chinese make it okay for you to make racist comments or something? Cheese and rice, what's your problem? It's a JOKE. It's not like I made it up. And because I'm Chinese, I'm trying to imply that it's not like I was trying to make fun of Chinese people. |
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*wind&fire* |
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i so dont get it ... can you explain?
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![]() 白人看不懂 !!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 ![]() |
QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Oct 19 2004, 11:42 PM) i so dont get it ... can you explain? ^ wut fcuk said. |
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Like you know.. when you throw pots and pans at the wall? What kind of sound comes out..
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I've heard this a while ago.
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![]() I can't believe its not "Ryan" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 ![]() |
I thought it was - They drop silverware on the ground... oh well I dont know
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Umm.. I dont get it?
Crash? lol Boom? =P |
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*wind&fire* |
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that was fukt
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![]() Hi! I'm Dani :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 ![]() |
lol thats funny
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![]() hi, my name is brianna! =] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 ![]() |
OMG, you are so effin' racist! That's so mean! I hate you now!
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![]() make me lala ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 486 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,831 ![]() |
lol i find that very funny !
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i didn't see the humor in it
iono....i guesse im too chinese-y.... ![]() but w.e...................yea.......*runs away* |
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![]() push the botton... VROOOOM ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,166 ![]() |
hahahahahahahhahh that is pretty funny..lol
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QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Oct 19 2004, 10:42 PM) i so dont get it ... can you explain? i dont get it 2... i dont even find this racist, its somewhat strange, lolz |
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Uhmm.. It's OK
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so, chucking pans on the wall makes lee, wong, etc sounds? i don't find this funny
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the punchline is suppose to be, they throw a bunch of plates down the stairs and it went "ching chong"
something like that, i don't think its that funny tho |
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![]() The Secret Hacker. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,780 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,712 ![]() |
QUOTE(laylooo @ Oct 23 2004, 11:43 AM) the punchline is suppose to be, they throw a bunch of plates down the stairs and it went "ching chong" something like that, i don't think its that funny tho i dont get it still |
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gigi =p ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 ![]() |
I don't really get it either, but the joke's not made by a Chinese person, so naturally it will make no sense. It's coming from a person with no understanding of Chinese words and names.
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QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Oct 23 2004, 5:59 PM) I don't really get it either, but the joke's not made by a Chinese person, so naturally it will make no sense. It's coming from a person with no understanding of Chinese words and names. Yeah I agree. ![]() |
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QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Oct 20 2004, 8:43 AM) Like you know.. when you throw pots and pans at the wall? What kind of sound comes out.. ....i`m still lost.. i guess i`m too stupid.. |
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uhhh no.... that was really stupid..... i read a different 1 bedore its like wen they hav coins drop the ground.. but pretty stupid..
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Okay. The punch line. You throw pots and pans at the wall and what do you hear? "Ching! Kong! Ping!" yada yada yada. Sorry if you guys don't understand it. But it's a joke.
I thought it was funny.. really funny. But maybe that's just me and the majority of the people I know.. |
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![]() say maydayism. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 ![]() |
this is hella racist.
I'm Chinese, and my name doesn't even apply to the joke. The joke is just... lame. |
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i get it...but i don't find it that funny. it's not extremely racist either. at least, I (am chinese) am not offended by it!
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![]() because i'm worth it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 ![]() |
ohhh..sawryy i`m so slow. i get it. it`s pretty funny.
buh nahh..my name`s doesn`t apply |
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![]() WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 ![]() |
*throws pan at wall*
*CHING CHANG CHONG WANG* ahh! i got it! ![]() heh..that was funny eve. |
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i dont really find it funny
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