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post Oct 14 2004, 03:21 PM
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A man was talking to his buddy.

"I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!"

So, the first guy did just that.

The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?"

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"
 
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nyCzxfOx
post Oct 14 2004, 03:27 PM
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happy.gif laugh.gif lols.. thats a very erm happy wife
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 03:29 PM
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lmao she must be very happy ;D
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 03:35 PM
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lol, i feel sorry for the husband....hahhaa..
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 05:20 PM
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that's actually pretty sad....but still funny!
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 05:34 PM
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Ha, poor guy.
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 06:42 PM
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Lol, great birthday present for the wife. Too bad for the husband though. laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 14 2004, 10:56 PM
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Haha...I feel sorry for the guy!
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 12:21 AM
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Haha, poor guy.
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 05:28 AM
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Pretty good short.
Funny. laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 02:28 PM
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Ooo That is so mean. But that was hilarious. I need a coupon for sleeping.
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 03:41 PM
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Uhm...funny.
 
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post Oct 15 2004, 04:27 PM
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haha poor guy...lol but i'd do tha same thing biggrin.gif
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 12:34 AM
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rofl. more lyke idiot.
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 02:10 PM
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hahhahaha !
that was funny !
happy wife poorrr guy !
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 02:30 PM
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haha lol poor guy lol
.:tony:.
 
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post Oct 16 2004, 02:40 PM
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laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 31 2004, 04:55 AM
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ahahhas..sooooo smart of the guy..
 
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post Oct 31 2004, 05:00 AM
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dayum why are you saying poor guy huh? huh.gif!!!!!

i say LUCKY GIRL!!!!
 
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post Nov 6 2004, 10:42 AM
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lol.. lucky girl
 
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post Nov 7 2004, 11:44 PM
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hahaha nice i like it. biggrin.gif lucky girl, i agree! hehehe shifty.gif
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 01:58 AM
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hahaha.. its my birthday soon.. any one want to get me something?
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 12:19 PM
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poor man, happy wife lol...what a combination.
 
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post Nov 8 2004, 11:36 PM
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lol poor guy actually thought she will use it on him
 
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post Nov 10 2004, 06:02 PM
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rofl...haha omg
 
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post Nov 11 2004, 06:15 PM
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ouch. that would suck.
 
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post Nov 11 2004, 11:22 PM
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tsk tsk tsk
 
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post Nov 14 2004, 03:24 AM
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divorce????
 
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post Nov 15 2004, 07:14 PM
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laugh.gif lol... bad wife. lolz
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 10:17 PM
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aww..poor dude. that would be so f**ked up if it really happened
 
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post Nov 16 2004, 11:48 PM
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haha, what the? lol. its like not having sex unless u pay till now. ahahaha. poor girl.
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 12:30 AM
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Ahaha. laugh.gif Aww, ahaha, poor guy. _unsure.gif
 
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post Nov 17 2004, 11:50 AM
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haha, what the? lol. its like not having sex unless u pay till now. ahahaha. poor girl.

You didn't get the joke, evidently.
 
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post Nov 18 2004, 05:21 PM
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haha that's pretty sad, but still funny! laugh.gif
 
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post Nov 18 2004, 05:38 PM
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its funnily sad <-- is that even a word ? pinch.gif
 
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post Nov 18 2004, 08:10 PM
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hahah thats right baybee =)
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 03:18 PM
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lolz
 
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post Nov 22 2004, 03:42 PM
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rofl haha
 
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post Nov 30 2004, 11:45 PM
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lolz!!!!!!!
 
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post Dec 1 2004, 04:31 PM
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LOLZ, poor guy... =(
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 12:28 AM
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he doesnt give good sex. . .
but funny XD
 
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post Dec 4 2004, 07:05 PM
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he he. she is cheating on him! laugh.gif

good little joke! _smile.gif
 
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post Dec 5 2004, 04:26 PM
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ROFL. great one. (;
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 06:08 PM
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i feel bad for the husband >________<" hahahaha
 
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post Jan 5 2005, 11:20 PM
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DAMN you.. i was just about to post this.. hahah
 
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post Jan 8 2005, 04:19 AM
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lmao i wounder if she went to the guys house who told him to give that to her, lol
 
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