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YOUR FACE!!!!, The Fine Art of Dissing.
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post Oct 11 2004, 04:49 PM
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Dissing is an art in which very few people can master. I do not claim to be a master of this fine art, but I do consider myself a fine disser.

There are a few techniques I have learned over the course of 17 years of dissing. Each technique is only to be used in their respective situations.

For now, i'll only talk about one technique, but i'll add to the list as I go along..

Quick but Effective:

This is only to be used in not-so-serious situations in which your opponent is boring you with their idiotic arguments. To shut them up, you simply think of something random but still insulting to say.

Like so:
  • Your Face!
  • Your Mother!
  • Go Buy A House!
  • Yknow what?! You're ugly! You're ugly!!!
What are some of your techniques?
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 04:52 PM
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I can't wait to see what else you have to add to your beautiful little list.

My favorite on that one just might be "Your Mother." mellow.gif

I also believe that many could benefit from this post... because in fact, dissing IS a fine art.
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 04:55 PM
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You effing c**t...

^o0o yeh, I like that!
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 04:55 PM
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"Your Mother" is a great one.

but for me to stop them from talking is just to hit them or poke them or say guess what! and then say chicken butt.
 
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eh, i just outwit them. big words are nice. (most of the people i wind up arguing with are rather dumb)
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 04:58 PM
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Basically what my friends all say is "whatever you said" + "WITH YOUR MOM!" sometimes its pretty funny..

I say "that's nice" in a really sarcastic tone or thank you..pisses the people off. its fun
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 05:08 PM
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I block their comments...I can't think of any right now, but if you insulted me like my friend tries to do, yeah..I "block" his comments, and it gets them really annoy, to the point where they completely shut up.
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 05:09 PM
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heh the only words i used was "your mother" and that's all >.<
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 05:11 PM
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ppl make fun of me for being mexican at skool so i make fun of them 4 being white trash n stuff...
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 05:11 PM
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go crack the mirror!
 
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Oct 11 2004, 6:11 PM)
go crack the mirror!

ROFL.. just so.
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 05:13 PM
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-Bite me
-Shut up and make me a sandwich
-deez nuts (i dont got em but its a good comeback)
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 05:14 PM
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HOLD MY CUP, BITCH!
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 05:20 PM
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"Go buy a house" is by far the best. laugh.gif

I heard another one from that same idiot a while back.. it was "get in my soup!"

Hah.
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 05:24 PM
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Shut the f*boing*ck up and sit the f*boing*ck down!! mad.gif
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 05:37 PM
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haha dissing is a fine art. your mother is a good one though i don't use it all the time. 'bite me' works too. hmm what else. a simple but to the point 'shut the f**k up' works too. happy.gif bah for some reason i can't think of any other particular ones. depends on the level of idiocy coming from the other person ahah. biggrin.gif
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 05:44 PM
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QUOTE(sunissed14127 @ Oct 11 2004, 5:11 PM)
ppl make fun of me for being mexican at skool so i make fun of them 4 being white trash n stuff...

mad.gif How rude. I'm mexican too! Go mexicans!! lol anywaysss ehh people at my school don't make fun of me for being mexican but i just feel REALLY left out surrounded by asians.

Anywaysss oops sorry off topic ehh definetely "your face" is a classic =]
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 05:54 PM
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how about simply, kiss my butt.
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 05:58 PM
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Hey trish remember...

"GO GET ME MY CHICKEN!!"

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post Oct 11 2004, 06:00 PM
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Yknow what?! You're ugly! You're ugly!!! <-- somehow, stupid stuff like that really hurts my feelings
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 06:04 PM
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i still believe that sarcasm is the way to go. ;o
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 07:14 PM
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i know someone who just says "im gay and i think your hot!" and that makes the person go away
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 07:17 PM
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When I just start talking about random things, they usually shut up. lol. Or I confuse them by using big words. lmao. happy.gif
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 07:19 PM
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" Your Face! " is mine, woman!
*kick*
But ilu. So...

- Chinkieeyedpnoi
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 07:23 PM
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man u guys r mean.
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 07:48 PM
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http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...45&hl=comebacks

ya..

it really depends on tha situation
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 08:01 PM
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Uhm wow, you don't make any sense.
Shut up.
Hey um, no.
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 08:03 PM
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* Go tell someone who cares.
* Lick my p*ssy (or balls, if you're a guy).
* Whatever. << classic line
* You suck, swallow, and choke. <<Always gets some stares from people who haven't heard it before.
* You suck at life.
* Go suck a duck.
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 08:05 PM
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why dont you play a nice game of hide and go f**k yourself?
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 08:06 PM
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QUOTE([2)
Nekked,Oct 11 2004, 5:05 PM] why dont you play a nice game of hide and go f**k yourself?

wow... this owns all... or if not just say banza... lolz =P say hurray they'll be like wtheck is banza and it means back to you gg =P
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 08:12 PM
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just plain shut up works well happy.gif
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 08:19 PM
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"get a life"
"shut the f**k up"
"it figures"
"loser"
"go lick yourself"

im so mean blink.gif
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 08:20 PM
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QUOTE([2)
Nekked,Oct 11 2004, 8:05 PM] why dont you play a nice game of hide and go f**k yourself?

lmao. Good one Trish! Gotta remember that.... tongue.gif lol
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 08:22 PM
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you know what? you can just kiss my ass. oh wait [tugs around the top of sleave] you can't touch this. tongue.gif
go suck a hairy one
*classic* you, me, afterschool.
you know what my problem is? your face bitch!
stfu
don't you have something better to do? like sharppen your pencils, polish your shoes, or hang out with the teacher?

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post Oct 11 2004, 08:30 PM
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why dont you play a nice game of hide and go f**k yourself?

lol close to what i usually say... why dont you go play hide and seek by yourself?
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 08:31 PM
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you stupid worthles piece of sh1t
 
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QUOTE(LilAznBabe @ Oct 11 2004, 8:31 PM)
you stupid worthles piece of sh1t

LOL, that's cutting to the chase.
 
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lmao. i suck at dissing. blush.gif
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 09:38 PM
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"Your mom"
"your moms a cow"
"you know what? I dont like your face."
"if you were a girl i'de slap you."
"no! your gayer!"
"thats not what ur mom said last night"
"eat shit and die"
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 09:40 PM
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* You suck, swallow, and choke.


lol i love that! definitely going to use that one in the future. biggrin.gif

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why dont you play a nice game of hide and go f**k yourself?


same to that one haha i like i like. laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 09:42 PM
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haha i've heard some good ones like:

sorry but we can't promote you up to kindergarten (sp?)
u annoy them by just repating oh ya! uh huh! <--- that one usually gets them mad
and hmm *thinks* say wha? haha thats what i thought b!tch
hmm ya those are ones i've heard people say
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 09:49 PM
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i say "your mother" or "your face" or "suck my kitty" or "penis" and uhm "gtfo, stfu, or gsaf" too much.. along with the frequent cuss words.. =/. i cuss too much, i dun like it sad.gif
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 10:02 PM
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I dont diss much I find it pointless most of the time. But when I do..

Yes I like to say "YOURE MOM" alot :) when they says your mom, I say 'you dad' etc. opposites piss them off. Also I say stupid things, yes, cause its funny. like: Illl eat your food, Go suck a straw.
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 11:40 PM
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uhh i use "your mother... both of them"
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 11:46 PM
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I realllly wanna say:

How bout a nice cup of STFU.
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 11:48 PM
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Your Face! Go Buy A House!


Sorry I laughed so hard at that!! LMAOOOOOOOOOO!

Mine is: Loser. and You sound congested, don't talk to me.
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 11:58 PM
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" Yo Mom "
" Ask me if I care? "
" You think I care? "
" HAha..shutup.."
" You're an idiot.."

yea.. i'm not good at dissing but w/e.. happy.gif
 
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Ehh, I just say things that get them annoyed and then they get pissed.


Like:

Some Guy: Traitor
Me: Okay, if I was a traitor I would actually tell you who she likes.

Or

Some One: Stupid.
Me: Yeah, if I'm so stupid, why're you talking to me?

(Uhh, something from a real convo. It's simple, but it works, and then they eventually realize that there's no point in dissing me and they just leave).

If they actually say something that's really dissing me, I just come up with a better come back. But we're usually joking.

Umm... why do we know how to diss people anyways?
 
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post Oct 12 2004, 06:05 PM
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QUOTE(airam @ Oct 11 2004, 6:04 PM)
i still believe that sarcasm is the way to go. ;o

hehe i agree !! woohoo ^^"
 
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post Oct 12 2004, 08:23 PM
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QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Oct 11 2004, 4:11 PM)
go crack the mirror!

i love this one. =)
its by far the best cool.gif
 
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post Oct 12 2004, 08:28 PM
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post Oct 12 2004, 10:49 PM
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hold on hold on (after 3 seconds) oh yeah huh ? shut up and kill yourself
u dumbfcking piece of crap
guess whut ? youre a mistake !
up yours !


^ i like those it always make people shut up happy.gif
 
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the best one of them all:

i know you are, but what am i. whistling.gif

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QUOTE(ohBrian @ Oct 11 2004, 7:23 PM)
man u guys r mean.

yeah true they are..but thats life...
 
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"STFU."

"Hey go shove a stick up your ass mmkay?"
 
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