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 Oct 9 2004, 11:10 PM
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 -:- Nothen But Dreams -:-  Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,146  |
Tuan comes up to the border between Vietnam and China on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
"Rice," answered Tuan. The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but rice. He detains Tuan overnight and has the rice analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure rice in the bags The guard releases Tuan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?" "Rice," says Tuan. The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but rice. He gives the sand back to Tuan, and Tuan crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Tuan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a noodles restaurant in Vietnam. "Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Tuan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles." |
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Oct 9 2004, 11:50 PM
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LOL, nice ahaha
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Oct 9 2004, 11:58 PM
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haha i bet the guard would have never guessed that one haha
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Oct 10 2004, 01:43 AM
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Haha...funny.
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Oct 10 2004, 06:45 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
lol thats funny!
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Oct 10 2004, 06:51 PM
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haha. but bicycles? lol oooook then.
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Oct 10 2004, 10:39 PM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
Haha..interesting.
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Oct 11 2004, 12:24 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Lol. Nice one.
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Oct 11 2004, 03:08 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Haha, pretty slick...Not all that funny though.
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Oct 11 2004, 03:11 AM
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 ~The CB Advice Giver~ Group: Member Posts: 505 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,021 |
QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Oct 11 2004, 3:08 AM) Haha, pretty slick...Not all that funny though. is too :P i've heard it before lol |
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Oct 11 2004, 03:13 AM
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lol clever
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Oct 11 2004, 04:48 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl rofl thats a good one
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Oct 12 2004, 02:57 AM
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hahahahahahahahaha
*cough*stupid cops*cough* |
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Oct 17 2004, 03:21 AM
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lmfao that's funnay
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Oct 17 2004, 10:37 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
ahhaha wait so he was steeling da bikes?
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Oct 18 2004, 03:46 PM
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lol
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Oct 19 2004, 08:40 AM
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i herd that.. it still isnt funny
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