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 Oct 2 2004, 12:03 PM
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Three guys get stuck on an island, an indian cheif says," We're going to kill you and make your skins into boats. We'll give you anything you want to kill yourself."
The first guy says, " I get dibs on poison." the first guy drinks it and dies. "I call the gun!" the second guy blows his brains out. "I want a fork..." They give the third guy a fork and he starts stabbing himself with it until he has holes all over his body. "Why are you doing that?" the indian cheif asked. "HA SO MUCH FOR YOUR BOAT!" the third guy yells. Three guys get stuck on an island. The indian cheif says,"If you can stick ten fruits up your butt, we'll give you a canoe to ride back to civilization. If you make a face or say anything while sticking it up there, we'll kill you." The first guy picks apples, he's doing good until he starts cringing on the 5th one...he was soon killed. The second guy picks oranges and he's on his eighth one until he starts laughing. Up in heaven... 1st guy: Why did you start laughing on the eighth orange? You were so close. 2nd guy: Because i saw the third guy coming with pineapples. |
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Oct 2 2004, 02:15 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
haha those are funny i heard the second one b4 but still funny!
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Oct 2 2004, 02:36 PM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
LMAO! I like the second one, tho kinda gross!
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Oct 2 2004, 09:01 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
First one is horribly phrased.
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Oct 2 2004, 09:14 PM
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Want fries with that? Group: Member Posts: 692 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,652 |
QUOTE(th5418 @ Oct 2 2004, 9:01 PM) First one is horribly phrased. Yes I know...i suck don't i? *sigh* I'm sorry it's so horribly phrased...but i am a horrible person.  naw just kidding i'm fine with myself being a horrible phrase..-er. AHHAHAHAHA!
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Oct 3 2004, 08:14 AM
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 simplyxx sweet Group: Member Posts: 127 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,606 |
i love the second one ahahah
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Oct 3 2004, 02:07 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
lol they were both hilarious! but i like tha 1st one better
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Oct 6 2004, 02:46 PM
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 ...jUs CaLL mE tEe... Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,234 |
LOL!!! the first one is hilarious! i waz reading it during free time in my geometry class...and i laughed out loud. my teacher looked at me and asked me wat waz so funnie...lol...i sed "nothing!"
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Oct 8 2004, 11:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
I love both of them. Lmao. XD
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Oct 9 2004, 01:12 AM
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hahahaha those r great
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Oct 10 2004, 01:46 AM
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I've read the second one before.
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Oct 10 2004, 07:22 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
i dont know y it's funny but im giggling...
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Oct 31 2004, 05:00 AM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
lols i like the second one better..xP
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Oct 31 2004, 05:06 AM
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aahahahahaha!!! they are soo funny!
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Nov 19 2004, 08:40 AM
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 xinistical member Group: Member Posts: 123 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,328 |
i heard one that's like 3 guys stuck on an island...they found a genie and was granted 3 wishes (meaning one wish each) and the first guy wanted to be back w/ his family, the 2nd guy wanted to be back w/ his family too and then the 3rd guy's family already died so he wished for his two friends to be back on the island w/ him.
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Nov 19 2004, 08:21 PM
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 Magic Crayons Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 62,315 |
haah
i heard trhe second one two, but reading it is a lot better than my friend saying it |
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