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Liar Liars
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post Sep 30 2004, 06:47 PM
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A man dies and goes to heaven. He looks around the white fluff, and notices thousands of clocks all about, all set at different times.

He reaches the gates, and asks St.Peter, what's with all the clocks. He replies, "They're lie clocks, everytime someone lies, the hands move a little, every human had one."

The man points at one and asks, "Who's is that?" St.Peter replies, "Mother Teresa's, it still at twelve o'clock, meaning she never lied in her whole life."

"Who clock is that?" "Abraham Lincoln's, it's at 12:02, he only lied twice in his entire life."

The man wonders, "Where's George W. Bushes clock?" St.Peter replies, "In Jesus' office, he using it as a ceiling fan."
 
 
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post Sep 30 2004, 10:53 PM
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haha. that's funny biggrin.gif
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 12:32 AM
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thats a good slamming george bush joke!
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 12:58 AM
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LOL haha bush haha
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 02:57 AM
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i bet you hes cool down in his office...lol... cool.gif
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 09:15 AM
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I've heard this before.
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 02:23 PM
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rotflmao TRUE!!
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 08:19 PM
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LMAO hilariousPROPS!!
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 08:28 PM
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HAHAHA bush
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 09:33 PM
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yup. bush is such a friggen liar.

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hahahaha!! funny!!
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 11:27 PM
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omg...LOL!!!! good joke!
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 01:43 AM
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hahaha flowers.gif
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 07:26 AM
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omg wtf haha so you're saying that George Bush is a big liar?! the heck... you're doing it wrong all wrong...it should be John Kerry the biggest LIAR!
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 02:08 PM
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aww..thats horrible..it should be kerry's clock for shure
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 06:27 PM
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rofl rofl thats funny
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 06:46 PM
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it'd be funnier if u used kerry instead of bush.
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 06:51 PM
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i agree with diezelbabygrl_xoxo, it would've been funnier if it was kerry.
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 08:07 PM
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QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Oct 10 2004, 3:46 PM)
it'd be funnier if u used kerry instead of bush.

No it wouldnt.



Anyways, nice joke! hilarious! biggrin.gif
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 12:29 AM
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LOL. Nice. laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 03:05 AM
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If there were a clock for Kerry, it'd spin clockwise, then counter-clockwise, then clockwise again, and so on...
 
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post Oct 11 2004, 08:35 AM
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QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Oct 11 2004, 3:05 AM)
If there were a clock for Kerry, it'd spin clockwise, then counter-clockwise, then clockwise again, and so on...

haha. that made me laugh more than the original joke.
 
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