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 Sep 22 2004, 02:08 PM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
I hope this has not been posted before.
 One day, a priest and a nun went out golfing. The priest went first, and as he swung at the ball with his club, his back gave out and he missed. "Oh sh*t, I missed," the priest grumbled. The nun looked at him, astonished. "Father! Watch your language!" "Sorry." They moved onto the next hole, and as the priest swung, his back gave out. "Oh sh*t. I missed." "Father!" "Sorry." And they preceded onto the next hole. As he swung at the ball, his back gave out. "Oh sh*t, I missed." "Father! If you say that word again, let God strike you dead with lightening!" "Okay, okay." At the last hole, the priest swung at the ball- and missed. "Oh sh*t, I missed!" And as he spoke those words, lightening struck through the air, hit the nun and she died. The priest cowered in fear as a loud, booming voice rose from the Heavens. "OH SH*T. I MISSED." |
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Sep 22 2004, 02:18 PM
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 ...jUs CaLL mE tEe... Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,234 |
lol!! funnie!! poor nun...
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Sep 22 2004, 02:37 PM
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 freedom Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 |
LMAO! Oh shyt, thats hilarious!
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Sep 22 2004, 02:39 PM
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 ohBrian Group: Member Posts: 556 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,625 |
oh shyt hahahah
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Sep 22 2004, 08:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Oh...
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Sep 22 2004, 08:43 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 0 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,817 |
lol...that cracked me up....
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Sep 22 2004, 10:51 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,191 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,660 |
lmao, gosh....i feel bad for the nun though
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Sep 23 2004, 12:56 AM
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that's... sad..
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Sep 23 2004, 01:05 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Lol. I feel sorry for the nun. But yeah. That was good.
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Sep 23 2004, 11:23 PM
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ahahahah that was a good one!!
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Sep 25 2004, 05:33 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
Lol...poor little nun.
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Sep 26 2004, 06:26 AM
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hahaha...funny
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Sep 26 2004, 08:56 AM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
ROFL ROFL I LOVE THAT ONE
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Sep 26 2004, 05:15 PM
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 AzN PrYdE Group: Member Posts: 67 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,467 |
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Sep 27 2004, 02:36 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
aww, poor nun. LMao!
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Sep 27 2004, 11:02 PM
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lol aw the little nun. hehe pretty good one though.
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Sep 27 2004, 11:04 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl rofl thats a good one
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Sep 28 2004, 05:04 PM
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 boo. Group: Member Posts: 567 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,376 |
LOL!! haha...that was funny....
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Sep 28 2004, 05:24 PM
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Holy SH!T.. Thta was so god damm funny.. And im a catholic. Dammit..
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Sep 28 2004, 05:33 PM
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 EddieGotCakes Group: Member Posts: 69 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,319 |
Hahahaha...good one!
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Sep 29 2004, 12:17 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
hahaha not that funnie but its good =)
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Oct 2 2004, 02:12 AM
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bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
thats sosooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FUNNI!!!! omg i laughed for 2 minuts straight! |
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