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 Sep 21 2004, 08:11 PM
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A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out
of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older." The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up." The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and daddy get a divorce?" The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now." The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consults with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything." Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again. The little girl starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old." The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?" The little girl shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds." "Where did you learn that?" The little girl says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex." |
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Sep 21 2004, 08:32 PM
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haha.. ^_^
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Sep 21 2004, 11:45 PM
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not that funny but kinda is
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Sep 22 2004, 12:28 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
haha soo cute!!
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Sep 22 2004, 12:30 AM
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It was okay.
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Sep 23 2004, 01:32 PM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
I say the truth hurts sometimes...hahahahahaaha!!!
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Sep 23 2004, 09:47 PM
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 ohBrian Group: Member Posts: 556 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,625 |
GHAHAHAHAHA
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Sep 23 2004, 11:59 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
LOL. This is a good one. You just made my day!
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Sep 25 2004, 01:17 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
lol i've heard dis 1 before, but i still love it!!
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Sep 25 2004, 05:13 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
Lol...funny.
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Sep 25 2004, 05:22 PM
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 lil______d00ks Group: Member Posts: 508 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,538 |
lol awww thats so cute
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Sep 26 2004, 03:09 AM
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hahaha Cute
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Sep 27 2004, 07:03 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
not really sick...or hilarious
but still cute |
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Sep 28 2004, 05:22 PM
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Sortan funny, Sorta not.. Hmmm.. Could be better.
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Sep 28 2004, 05:32 PM
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 EddieGotCakes Group: Member Posts: 69 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,319 |
I THOUGHT THAT WAS HILARIOUS! thank you!
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Sep 29 2004, 10:59 PM
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 RRRRRr (I) AAAAAA NNNNN Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,214 |
lol little kids are funny =D
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Sep 30 2004, 04:26 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
lol, kute joke! Lil' kids these days r funny.
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Oct 2 2004, 02:08 AM
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mebi im slow but i didn't get the last part...
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Oct 31 2004, 05:02 AM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
lols mmmmmmm i've heard tha somewhere before..
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Nov 5 2004, 11:02 PM
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haha nice, little kids r funny
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Nov 6 2004, 10:42 AM
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lol ..funny
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Nov 6 2004, 11:08 AM
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haha...so hilarious!!
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Nov 6 2004, 01:35 PM
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 jellyfishing, jellyfishing Group: Member Posts: 1,174 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,185 |
lol that's funny
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Nov 12 2004, 12:05 AM
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lolz
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Nov 13 2004, 12:01 AM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
hmm...cute
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Nov 15 2004, 02:58 PM
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lol kinda funny
hows it sick? |
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