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labor pains
swtmaggie92
post Sep 21 2004, 08:05 PM
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Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time
dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her
and told them of a new experimental drug that allows the woman
to transfer 25% of the pain to the father. The husband feels
really bad for his wife so he decides they will try it.

The wife takes the pill and a few minutes later the husband
says, "I don't feel a thing. You women are babies. Take another
pill I can handle this." So the wife takes another pill. Same
thing happens. Her husband tells her to take another pill. Same
thing. By now she has transferred 75% of her pain to her
husband. She is feeling a little pain but her husband is still
feeling nothing. He is convinced that women are complete wuses.
He tells her, "Take another pill. This isn't hurting me at all.
Let me take all the pain away." So she does. Now they are both
feeling great.

A few hours later, the wife gives birth to a beautiful baby boy.
The next day they take their newborn son home, and there they
find the mailman dead on the doorstep.
 
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mzteriouzme007
post Sep 21 2004, 08:35 PM
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ooh... that's sad...
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 09:16 PM
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i dont.... get it -.-
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 09:27 PM
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QUOTE(jnukes @ Sep 21 2004, 9:16 PM)
i dont.... get it -.-

the "father" in the delivery room didn't feel anything..because he wasn't the real father..apparently the mother cheated on him with the mailman..that's why he was dead at the doorstep..

i've heard this story..but this isn't the version i heard..its about..some kid who's family members keep dying..or something...i dunno.. blink.gif
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 09:36 PM
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QUOTE(LiLEthiopian @ Sep 21 2004, 10:27 PM)
the "father" in the delivery room didn't feel anything..because he wasn't the real father..apparently the mother cheated on him with the mailman..that's why he was dead at the doorstep..

i've heard this story..but this isn't the version i heard..its about..some kid who's family members keep dying..or something...i dunno.. blink.gif

I told you that one, it was when the little boy kept on praying that his family members wouldnt die....

then he wished his father and the mailman was dead on teh front porch tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 11:26 PM
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haha i got it thats hilarious
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 06:09 PM
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Lol I get it...mailman got what he deserved...not the mother though...grr I hate cheating people...but great joke!
 
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post Oct 10 2004, 11:50 PM
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hahah alot of jokes r like this but its funnie i noe it was gunna happen
 
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post Oct 12 2004, 10:21 PM
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haha nice laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 12 2004, 11:46 PM
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ohh shiittt..its funny but sad in a way...
 
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post Oct 17 2004, 03:09 AM
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lmao i heard SOMETHING like this before...except it was different 000ooh yeah!! it was the one royalfreshness told.. haha funny laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 31 2004, 04:52 AM
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oOo i heard a different version..buh its still funny..nonetheless.
 
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post Oct 31 2004, 11:58 AM
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Ohh...I want that pill! Muahaha shifty.gif
 
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post Feb 4 2005, 06:58 PM
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Don't get it,,
 
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post Feb 4 2005, 09:00 PM
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heard it before. still good tho. thumbsup.gif
 
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post Feb 4 2005, 09:20 PM
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Heard it before.
I still don't get it...
 
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post Feb 4 2005, 09:36 PM
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it took me a while but i got it lol
 
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post Feb 5 2005, 01:40 PM
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hahaha. funny.
 
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post Feb 5 2005, 01:43 PM
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post Feb 5 2005, 04:38 PM
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Tsk TSk TSk..lol
 
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post Feb 5 2005, 10:50 PM
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that one made me l-o-l happy.gif
 
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post Feb 5 2005, 11:44 PM
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oi... people these days.
 
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post Feb 6 2005, 06:06 PM
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hahahah
i was confused when you said they found a dead mailman
but i get it now...=]
 
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post Feb 6 2005, 10:13 PM
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Lmao, they can't handle it! SUCKERS
 
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post Feb 11 2005, 07:16 PM
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QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Feb 4 2005, 8:20 PM)
Heard it before.
I still don't get it...
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the mailman was the father. the woman cheated on her husband. so all the pain was transferred to the mailman and he had so much pain, he died.

i liked that one.
 
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i didn`t get it at first .. but now i get it. It`s funny laugh.gif
 
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