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 Sep 21 2004, 07:56 PM
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long
flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now some what agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his coworkers and friends. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep. |
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Sep 21 2004, 08:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
hahaha...
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Sep 21 2004, 11:37 PM
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i heard that one before in a different version but still very funny!
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Sep 22 2004, 12:33 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
hahah shes soo frekin stupid LOL
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Oct 2 2004, 02:39 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 |
lol i thought it was pretty funnii lol
so um.. dont judge a book by its cover?? |
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Oct 10 2004, 08:30 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,841 |
haha good one, the blondes finally prevail
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Oct 10 2004, 09:38 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 937 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,476 |
I didn't get that....lol
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Oct 10 2004, 10:24 PM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
OMG....LOL..good joke!
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Oct 10 2004, 10:56 PM
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 Quand j'étais jeune... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 6,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,272 |
QUOTE(LiLaZnGirL122 @ Sep 22 2004, 12:33 AM) hahah shes soo frekin stupid LOL How is she the stupid one when she walked away with more money than the lawyer? 
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Oct 12 2004, 12:26 AM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
hahah hilarious!! =)
im gonna use this one at school |
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Oct 12 2004, 10:05 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 515 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,039 |
hahahaha. that made me laugh
 i guess not all blondes are dumb 
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Oct 12 2004, 10:46 PM
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neat banner Group: Member Posts: 281 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,994 |
hahaha lol pretty funnie
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Oct 17 2004, 02:58 AM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
hahaha lol
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Oct 31 2004, 04:53 AM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
hahahs. xP a lil retarded buh still funny XP
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