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Rock, Paper, Scissors.
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post Sep 15 2004, 11:44 PM
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Hm, I wasn't sure if this should be either here or in "Pictures", but I decided to put it here. 'Cause I found it funny. happy.gif Lol, enjoy.



Sadaam: I'm bored...



Sadaam: I've got an idea! Let's play a game of rock paper scissors!



Some random guy: Can I play too?



Sadaam: No, you shut up!



Sadaam: We can each pick either rock....



Sadaam: ...paper....



Sadaam: ...or scissors.



Sadaam: ARE YOU REAADY TO RUMBBLEE?



Some other Iraq guy: Dude, say it, don't spray it.



Sadaam: Whatever, let's play.



Sadaam: Rock!
Judge: Two papers!



Sadaam: WTF is two papers?



Judge: Two papers are better than one. I got your rock covered TWICE. It ain't going nowhere.



Sadaam: I got your two papers RIGHT HERE you faggot. Now play for real this time.



Judge: Paper!
Sadaam: Tiger claw!
Judge: What the hell is tiger claw? You just made that crap up now.



Sadaam: No, it's real! You're just too stupid to know! Ask him, he knows!



Some other guy: It's true. Tiger claw does beat paper.



Sadaam: See? I was right. You're stupid. And ugly.



Judge: Okay fine, tiger claw beats paper. Whatever. I don't care.



Sadaam: Hey, don't start crying just because you lost! It's not my fault you're too dumb to know what tiger claw is.



Judge: Well, you should have picked more fairly. Nobody knows what tiger claw is.



Sadaam: No, you're just an idiot. I bet you don't even know what the pen missle is.



Judge: Missle? What missle?



Sadaam: Whoooooosh! PEN MISSLE!!



Judge: Okay this has gone far enough. There's no TIGER CLAW and there's no PEN MISSLE in rock, paper, scissors. You're just making crap up.



Sadaam: Am not!



Judge: Are too!



Sadaam: That's it, you're going on my list.
 
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jnukes
post Sep 15 2004, 11:46 PM
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I LOVE THIS THING I SAW THIS A LIKE LAST WEEK! ahah... thank you for redirecting it to me :D:D:D:D:D
 
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post Sep 15 2004, 11:59 PM
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BAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 12:02 AM
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ROFL!
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 12:03 AM
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OMG! I've never seen that before!! That's too funny! laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 01:16 AM
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lmao thats hilarious
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 01:17 AM
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lmao thats hilarious im gonna do tiger claw now lol
 
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lol
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 02:35 PM
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Dang that crap is TOOO funny!!!
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 03:31 PM
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ROFL! OMG hahahaha. I almost fell out of my effing chair! LOL laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 03:33 PM
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I saw this like a couple months ago. Still funny, LOL!
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 04:32 PM
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yeah i saw this aw hile ago two!!! its hilarious!!!
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 04:50 PM
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Just when I thought the joke was dying, The 'Pen missle' comes along. Niice. biggrin.gif
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 06:06 PM
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hahahaha woah... that was funny
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 06:18 PM
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Funny, I've seen it before, but it's still hilarious.
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 07:12 PM
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LMAO this is hilirious!!!!! I've never seen this one before. I think this is the most funny story laugh.gif

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roflmao. this is so funny!
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 09:13 PM
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OMG!!!!!!! lol dat was sooo funny!!! laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 17 2004, 12:07 AM
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Haha.
 
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post Sep 17 2004, 08:37 AM
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hahhahaha
 
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post Sep 17 2004, 04:41 PM
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Lmao, still funny. :P
I burst out laughing at that topic claw part. XD
 
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lol that's funny :D i love the tiger claw.
 
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post Sep 17 2004, 05:48 PM
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LMAO haha saddam is so sad
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 07:05 AM
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wow are those pics real?
they're really funny... LMAO
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 01:00 PM
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QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Sep 16 2004, 4:50 PM)
Just when I thought the joke was dying, The 'Pen missle' comes along. Niice. biggrin.gif

LOL

haha first time hearing this but lolz its funny
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 01:23 PM
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LMFAO omg that was soooo hilarious!!!!!! laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 01:26 PM
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LOLOLOL!!!

LUVIN IT!
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 10:50 PM
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LMAO!!!!!!! so funnyy! <333
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 06:11 PM
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lmao i saw this b4
 
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post Sep 20 2004, 12:53 AM
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LOL wherE U GET DA PICS? HAHAHA so funNIe
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 07:36 PM
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OMG LOLOL ROFL ROFL LOOOOLLL

That's so funny it should be outlawed...lol thanks for the laugh!! That's the funniest thing I've seen online in a long time!
 
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post Oct 5 2004, 09:33 AM
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LMFAO
 
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post Oct 5 2004, 02:19 PM
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ive seen this on someones xanga haha very funny
 
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post Oct 5 2004, 02:31 PM
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Wooow...lmao. laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 5 2004, 04:45 PM
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that is hilarious!! never heard of it.... happy.gif
 
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post Oct 5 2004, 08:42 PM
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Roflmao That Is So Funnie! Glad You Post That On Here!
 
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post Oct 8 2004, 01:59 PM
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91 Auktane..
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first time seeing this..thats some shit..
 
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lmao nice nice.
 
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