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 Sep 10 2004, 10:54 PM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
A married couple were golfing one day near an old house, when the woman hit the ball and it crashed through one of the house's windows. The couple immediately ran into the house to look for their ball.
They were surprised to see a man sitting on the bed in the room of the broken window, with a shattered vase near his feet. "Who are you?" the husband asked, but the man just smiled. "Thank you," he finally said. "You have freed me from my tiny lamp and in return, I shall grant you three wishes." Well, the couple was quite happy about the news. After thinking for a long time, they settled on their wishes. "Okay, our first wish is to own a Porsche," the husband said. The genie closed his eyes, as if meditating, and then he opened them. "It is done. A Porsche is now in the driveway of your home." "Our second wish is to have a million dollars." Again, the genie closed his eyes. "There is now a million dollars in your bank account." "And our third wish is to-" "Wait," the genie interpted. "Before I grant you your final wish, I must ask you to do me a favor. As you see, I have been trapped in that vase for over five hundred years and it's been an incredibly long time since I have had a woman. If you're wife and I could be alone for a while, I'd be more than happy to grant your final wish." Reluctantly, the man agreed. He waited downstairs while the genie and the wife 'did their thing'. After they were done, breathless, the genie turned towards the wife. "How old did you say you were?" "35," was the reply. "Sh!t, you're 35 and you still believe in genies?" hehehehee 
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Sep 11 2004, 04:11 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl rofl
 hahaha thats hilarious
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Sep 11 2004, 04:14 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
Pretty funny, But I figured it out when the genie asked to sleep with the wife. Good shtuff, Nonetheless.
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Sep 11 2004, 07:51 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
lol... i would be so pissed off
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Sep 11 2004, 09:17 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
Lmao, i heard that joke b4. It's funny tho.
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Sep 11 2004, 10:04 AM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
haha, thats funny =]
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Sep 11 2004, 07:43 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
i don't understand..
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Sep 11 2004, 10:04 PM
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 Hi, I'm Leslie Group: Member Posts: 1,404 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,349 |
Ehh random crap is funnier.. things aren't that funny on forums...
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Sep 11 2004, 10:46 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,541 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,332 |
I dont get it sadly....WHY DONT I GET IT! I get the part where the genie and the woman sleep together..but the ending...I got lost.
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Sep 12 2004, 01:25 AM
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 ...jUs CaLL mE tEe... Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,234 |
haha..!!
QUOTE I dont get it sadly....WHY DONT I GET IT! I get the part where the genie and the woman sleep together..but the ending...I got lost. he wasn't really a genie! he made it up so he could sleep with the wife! bad!! |
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Sep 12 2004, 03:27 PM
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 simplyxx sweet Group: Member Posts: 127 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,606 |
i heard something like that before.. but still funny
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Sep 12 2004, 03:59 PM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
Aw man, that's effed up.
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Sep 13 2004, 05:32 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,841 |
hahaha thas funny
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Sep 14 2004, 06:55 PM
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haha. she did it for nothing.
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Sep 18 2004, 01:16 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,711 |
LOL poor guy...
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Sep 18 2004, 10:51 PM
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 jn Group: Member Posts: 713 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,769 |
heard it before but its still funny:P
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