itz a lawyer..., BANG!! |
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 Sep 10 2004, 10:34 PM
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 ...jUs CaLL mE tEe...  Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,234  |
Theres a guy driving down the highway when he sees a lawyer standing on the side of the road. So he aims for the lawyer...BANG..."ha, got him." So he continues driving and he comes across another lawyer, so he aims...BANG..."ha, got him." So he continues, when he comes across a priest. So he decides he'll pick up the priest. "Can u take me to the church please?" "Sure!" So on the way to the church he sees another lawyer. He aims, and then realizes therez a priest in the car so he better not, so he swerves at the lsat minute. BANG! " i thought i missed him!" said the guy. " You did" said the priest, " but don't worry i got him with the door!"
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Sep 10 2004, 10:37 PM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
lol, nice one! made me smile
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Sep 10 2004, 10:56 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
LOLZ! dats a good one
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Sep 10 2004, 11:55 PM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
lol; why does everyone hate lawyers?
 oh yeah they lie to protect guilty sinful men...i c 
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Sep 11 2004, 04:03 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
I love that joke. I've heard it before, But in the version I was told, The guy was running them over...And they were black people, Not lawyers.
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Sep 11 2004, 04:05 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol haha thats funny
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Sep 19 2004, 12:49 AM
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haha. thats funny
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Sep 20 2004, 01:11 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
i dun get it >_<
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