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 Sep 9 2004, 04:48 PM
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 smiling hurts  Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630  |
Do you guys know a any dumb criminal stories?? If you do post them.. Heres 2:
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. A man robbed a bank and when he left he heard the cops coming. It was then he preceded to take off all his clothes becuase he thought it would be harder to identify him.. 
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Sep 9 2004, 05:00 PM
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 creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
i have that book!
but im too lazy to go get it |
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Sep 9 2004, 05:08 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,841 |
i have some
Kidnappers abducted Gildo Santos near his factory in a suburb of Sao Paulo and demanded $690,000 for ransom. Santos, however, escaped. The next day, Santos got a phone call asking for $11,500 to defray the cost of the abduction. After negotiating a 50 percent reduction, Santos called police, when the abductors showed up to collect payment. A man walked into a convenience stores and placed a twenty dollar bill on the counter, asking for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the robber pulled out a gun, demanding all the cash in the register. The clerk gave it to him and the man fled, leaving the twenty on the counter. The total amount of money he got from the cash register was less than fifteen dollars. A man went into a convenience store and bought a bottle of beer. Standing at the counter to pay, he tells the clerk to give him all the money she has. Standing next to him was a uniformed police officer. thas all for now 
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Sep 9 2004, 05:11 PM
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 BANNED Group: Member Posts: 2,419 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,387 |
QUOTE(rhqtpie @ Sep 9 2004, 3:08 PM) A man went into a convenience store and bought a bottle of beer. Standing at the counter to pay, he tells the clerk to give him all the money she has. Standing next to him was a uniformed police officer. LOL, I like that one. |
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Sep 10 2004, 05:01 PM
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 NO WAI! R u Srs? Group: Member Posts: 1,264 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,094 |
A guy held up a gun store and tried to rob them.
I think we all know what happend in the end.
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Sep 10 2004, 10:23 PM
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 Losers rule =D Group: Member Posts: 407 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,592 |
I heard about this one guy that robbed a store at night and started running away because the police were after him..and he was wearing those light-up shoes
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Sep 10 2004, 10:32 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
yeah me i told a cop i didnt have any alcohol when i was holding it...lol
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Sep 10 2004, 11:46 PM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
LOL; good stuff guys.
I remember i was watching COPS on fox and this guy got caught buying drugs; but the thing is he was wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt. DARE is that kids zero tolerance for drug crap. I just thought of it as super ironic. ^_^ |
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Sep 10 2004, 11:55 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
Someone broke into a house using a full paint can. He stepped into the paint can (which was surprisingly RED)while entering the window and when he was done with stealing, the tracks led right to him.
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Sep 11 2004, 03:54 PM
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 .::sweet on you::. Group: Member Posts: 509 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,753 |
I know one....okay this dude was robbing a convenience store and wat happened ....so the cashier didn't pay him and pressed those little alarm buttons...and he heard the police coming so the criminal tried to escape but he couldnt' get out the door....eventually he did...but by breaking it...and it said pull not push..lol...I didn't tell it right but yeah
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Sep 14 2004, 06:54 PM
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a guy robbed a convenience store and asked the cashier guy for money. he got the money, but tripped over a tall pile of food, which caught him untill the cops came. haha i made this one up.
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