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Funny story!!!, this is true!
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post Sep 9 2004, 04:22 PM
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This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2, 1999.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately.

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.

They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.


blink.gif gross! lol...but i thot that u guys would like dis...
 
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sick.gif
 
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post Sep 9 2004, 04:44 PM
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ROFL! this is true!?! Thats hilarious
 
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post Sep 9 2004, 05:56 PM
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LMAO, pudding, lol. What a bunch of idiots.
 
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post Sep 9 2004, 07:14 PM
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and you said this is a true story? those glockheads. stubborn.gif
 
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ewww oh my god are you serious!? sorry but that is just nasty...can't they tell by the taste its not vanilla!? oh man...gross.
 
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post Sep 9 2004, 08:04 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww grossness!!! sick.gif but still funny biggrin.gif
 
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ewwwwwwwww thats just not right
 
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ohmygawd. HAHAHAHAAHAH!!!
 
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post Sep 10 2004, 12:07 AM
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blink.gif omfg ewwwl roflfmao. god thats nasty
 
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ROFL.... DUDE THAT SUX... I bet that the prison they are going to goto would have a party... After all they would be the the new favorites amoung the prisoners tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 10 2004, 03:51 PM
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GAWD that's nasty! Can't believe this is true!!! ugh...
 
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oh. my. blink.gif
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 09:54 AM
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OH GOD man talk about a stomach ache
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 08:43 PM
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lmao dang.. lol... what dum dum heads!
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 07:12 AM
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ewww.... vanilla pudding... pinch.gif
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 07:32 AM
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YUMMMY
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 01:12 PM
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oh holy poop!!! ohmy.gif i feel like throwing up now sick.gif . my gawd, thats wrong..how stupid of those robbers..
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 01:28 PM
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OH goshy goshy... sick.gif how SICK
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 01:51 PM
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oh god.... lolz theres such thing as a sperm bank o__O

retarded robbers lolz
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 08:27 PM
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hahahahaha thats sad
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 08:41 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwww
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 08:49 PM
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Oooooooh!! pinch.gif That's disturbing. But a great laugh. Rofl. laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 08:53 PM
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Lol... haha ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 10:37 PM
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that was gross. sICK!!!!
 
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post Sep 26 2004, 12:30 PM
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lolololol...I figured it out when it came to the vanilla pudding part...what idiotic robbers...lol makes me want to puke and laugh at the same time. pinch.gif
 
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shiza!!!!!! thats nasty!!!!
 
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post Sep 26 2004, 04:12 PM
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Heh...
 
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ROFL!!!!how can they not tell its vanilla?!?!aww thas juss S-I-C-K
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post Sep 26 2004, 05:04 PM
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LMFAO...that sick..in a funny way..lol
 
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OMG.......... THAT IS SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg..........

NO OFFENSE... but those IRISH were dumb enough to smell what SPERM smells like..

and yea...

i dont think this is a true STORY...

they dont store SPERMS on a Safe.. -.-
 
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